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Friday Wisdom
by mg at 12:35 PM on November 12, 2004
Dirty diapers smell like buttered popcorn. Not real buttered popcorn, but the Jelly-Belly jelly bean version of buttered popcorn.
The end.
comments (9)
That's weird... my dirty diapers just smell like poo.
by Eviltom at November 12, 2004 1:22 PM
Buttered popcorn is not what you should be feeding a baby.
by MrBlank at November 12, 2004 1:24 PM
Now... I must say... not Buttered Popcorn... but Battered Popcorn... that's what I am... I was so close to becoming NORMAL and generally HAPPY... so close... but it was all a BAD JOKE... I walk around with CHAOS and MISERY in my SOUL... and I look around, and nobody knows the trouble I see... HOLIDAY SEASON... I ain't got a dime to spare... My Fiancee wants to be an Ex-Patriate and move to Ireland... WELL GUESS WHAT? My Life Insurance policy is denominated in US currency... and GUESS WHAT? USD won't even exist a year from now... Goddamn I tried to warn them... the prophecy... If there is a GOD, help us now... show us WHO is truly good...For we CANNOT figure it out...
by LOCKHEED at November 12, 2004 2:16 PM
My nephew took a long time to get potty trained. I changed his diaper when he was 4 and I am still traumatized. There was the amount of shit you see in the bowl after eating at a Japanese steak house in that damn thing. Eww!
by anna at November 12, 2004 6:11 PM
Damn, if I had another post in the hopper we could keep up this dueling post string. I do have something I'll throw up on my site. Which, BTW, MG says he is going to help me with to spare any readers the pain of my pre-1993 graphics.
by anna at November 12, 2004 6:15 PM
I like Jelly Belly buttered popcorn jellybeans. Why did you have to go and spoil them for me? Now I'm going to think about dirty diapers.
by snaggle at November 12, 2004 10:32 PM
There is a huge difference between an infant's poop and a toddlers poop. I've been told. An infant's poop is not all that bad. As mentioned, it kinda smells like buttered popcorn. A toddler's poop... well, why doesn't someone offer to change Eviltom's and report back.
Snags: sorry, but i really felt it was something I needed to share.
by mg at November 12, 2004 11:11 PM
It's the difference between a sunburn and having napalm slathered across your back. Sorry, I've been reading Fight Club again.
by anna at November 13, 2004 8:54 AM
I wish jelly belly would make a man cum flavored jellybean. Iwould buy like 20lbs. at a time just to get my fill
by William J. Hoffmen at February 5, 2005 12:10 PM