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by mg at 11:55 PM on August 04, 2004

Why the recent sausage party around here? Perhaps it is time to do one of those long forgotten Bad Samaritan casting calls, and this time only look for new writers who have actually vagina's, and are not just pretending like some people who I wont mention by name but you know who you are.

I'd try to be more cleverer, but I'm tired, and have no time (more on that later). So, I'll just end this useless post by saying: "If you are a woman (or girl, (or grrl)), and would like to join the BadSam staff, please drop me an email." And I'll get back to you in like six weeks. No, seriously, I'll try to get back to you sooner. Like, in three weeks.

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I sat looking out my back door at the pool below. As he did every Tueday, the pool man was fishing leaves with his big net and fussing with pool gadgets. As I do ever Tuesday, I had slipped my hand up under my skirt. I gazed down at him busy at work, with his bronze torso and chiseled features. I guess I closed my eyes and got kind of mesmerized in the moment. Before I knew it he was behind me, caressing my shoulders. As he unbuttoned my blouse, he asked if he could be of any assistance. As he said this he gently pushed me to my knees. I all but lunged at his belt buckle. His fingers curled in my hair as he drew me closer.

So, did I pass the audition?

by Annie Fannie at August 5, 2004 6:11 PM


First you have to give me your address and vacate your back door next Tuesday.

by snaggle at August 5, 2004 6:21 PM


I have a real, girl vagina; I just don't have much to say at the moment. Unless you want posts whining about how I've been spending 11-hour and up days at work and how it's rotting my brain and making me want to cry...

I need a social life to help me out on Bad Sam posts.

by Jen at August 6, 2004 5:44 AM


MG, for the love of God and my own selfish reasons, SIGN ANNIE UP!

by Ezy at August 6, 2004 2:03 PM


Click on her name and send me an email. Eek!

by anna at August 6, 2004 6:03 PM


ha ha! Ezy wants to do Anna!

by mg at August 6, 2004 6:32 PM


My mind is spinning. Ezy, I'm still working on The Post. In the meantime, I might post something more benign, about food.

by jean at August 6, 2004 7:25 PM


I wanna do the pool guy!!!

by snaggle at August 7, 2004 3:14 AM


That's old news MG. Of course I want Anna's sweet ass. You can bounce a quarter off of it.

Sounds cool Jean. Anxiously awaiting........

by Ezy at August 9, 2004 12:57 PM


Leave my ass out of it. Though you could bounce a quarter off of it.

by anna at August 9, 2004 6:22 PM


Come on Anna, with an ass like that you expect people to have self control? Puuuuleeeese.

by Ezy at August 10, 2004 7:09 PM