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Now that they're famous, I imagine they'll be working for world peace
by northstar at 08:08 PM on July 08, 2004
It's as old as the American Dream...or maybe it IS the American Dream. Take your clothes off, make a bunch of money, and know that teen and pre-teen boys are sneaking your pictures into their bathrooms to do whatever it is that they do in there.
Does that outfit come with orange kneepads??
Not many people realize, though, how difficult it is for Playboy to find women willing to bare it all. Through a personal contact deep within the Playboy empire, I've obtained a memo that details the organizations that they at one time thought would have enough women willing to shed their threads for posterity. Here is a partial list of organizations that were considered and ultimately given the thumbs-down:
- Women of Kennedy Intermediate School Cafeteria
- Women of Sunnybrook Nursing Home
- Women of Fred's Truck Stop
- Women of Professional Sumo Wrestling
- Women of the Association of Jewish Mothers-in-Law
- Women That Once Were Men
- Women of the Greater Los Angeles Union of Babushkas
- Women of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion Convent
Hey, in a day and age when virtually everyone has their own porn site, it's not easy to get women to give it up for someone else. I can hardly wait until the issue featuring the linemen from the Women's Professional Football League comes out. Oh baby....
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I think she might resurface in the Women Who Used to Be Men spread.
by anna at July 9, 2004 7:40 AM
Playboy has really filled a niche with these theme issues. I remember a big to-do was made a couple months ago about the "Women of Wal-Mart."
But hey, wait, maybe we shouldn't be looking at women and admiring their bodies. I don't want to get Linz upset.
by mg at July 9, 2004 8:02 AM