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Puts a whole new spin on the pet Ross had at the beginning of Friends...
by doyce at 08:28 PM on January 15, 2004
Christ, I can't decide whether to build an entry around a link to masturbateforpeace.com or Monkey helpers for the Disabled. I'm frozen with indecision.
Tell you what, let's combine the two:
Monkey helpers for Masturbation!
Monkey helpers for Masturbation is a non-profit organization dedicated helping those individuals too goddamn lazy to... help themselves. By training capuchin monkeys to assist...
Eww. Probably not where I want to be going.
Focus your thoughts and energy towards love and peace.
Not normally what does it for me...
Encourage others to do the same.
Like you people need encouragement.
Also, please fill out the petition below and tell us how you intend to...
Hey, HEY, HEY! Private Time! Sheesh.
comments (9)
that's all well and good, but what about when the monkey decides it's time for you to die? should you be truly disabled, you'd be SOL.
and the monkey will decide when you die.
by lajo at January 15, 2004 8:41 PM
Listen you monkey, I need for you to shove a butt plug up my ass. For peace, you know.
Where do you find this shit?
by anna at January 16, 2004 7:45 AM
What if you get that one monkey that doesn't know their own strength? You'll be minus one penis I would think. Can you spank them while they are doing it? Spanking a monkey while it's spanking yours. Hmmmm.
by Ezy at January 16, 2004 9:50 AM
I can't believe I am firewalled from the masturbation for peace site. Doesn't my work know how vital it is for me to investigate this matter?
by Linz at January 16, 2004 1:22 PM
Speaking of firewalls, if I can set it up, would anyone be interested in having a mirror of BS with a less conspicuous domain name? You'd still be able to access the site as normal, but without "badsamaritan.com" showing up in your browser history, making it much more workplace-friendly.
by mg at January 16, 2004 2:08 PM
YES. If it did not say BAD SAMARITAN at the top that would also slightly decrease my who's-behind-me paranoia...
by Linz at January 16, 2004 3:23 PM
YES. If it did not say BAD SAMARITAN at the top that would also slightly decrease my who's-behind-me paranoia...
by Linz at January 16, 2004 3:23 PM
so important she said it twice.......
i guess that means yes.
by lajo at January 16, 2004 3:47 PM
Damn monkeys can do anything if you give 'em shlong enough.
So MG, what do you call the mirror site, nopornherenosiree.com?
by anna at January 16, 2004 6:34 PM