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by lizard at 06:38 AM on September 17, 2003
oh man i miss loving this place. not that i don't now, but there was a time, back when, it was mad mad mad i say crazy love. i was just going to respond to a friend making a 200th post with a tally of my contributions to various blogs (i stopped counting at 4800? how is that possible. i would have to have been obsessively blogging for three years at the rate of 4.something a day. which is just silly.)
oh yeah - i used to be kd. that's changed. matter of fact one of these days it'll be 'lizard' on my driver's license and don't think it won't, because that would be just silly. don't worry, i haven't gone completely out of my mind, bit of an existential crisis is all, lost sixty pounds, got my tongue pierced, got single, dyed my hair nuclear mutant carrot, discovered the cure for asthma (it's aleve. naproxen. no i'm not kidding.), had fifteen hours of fame as a result of this pre-coital agreement, it's all perfectly logical.
it is four thirty in the morning, do you know where your inner reptilian alien is? i'm serious, this makes more sense than i do. and i can explain. and i might, because, well, you just never fucking know.
you may now commence chasing my annoying ass away with either scathing comments or complete apathy, your choice.
comments (23)
eep. changing my name broke the picture link. i needed a new one anyway. i suppose i'll hack the server and pop a lizard pic in there, hmm?
incidentally i hardly drink at all anymore, and am completely sober at the moment. just thought i'd mention that.
by liz at September 17, 2003 6:43 AM
there. that's better.
by liz at September 17, 2003 6:52 AM
Lizard is a great name for you. I had the same experience w/ piz when I tried to switch to Asshat. And no, I don't want to drive you away with either. But I will say then when apathy strikes, I tend to stay away a few days or more. KD!
by anna at September 17, 2003 6:54 AM
well, i do login as 'root' on this server, so i could switch your pic to 'asshat' if you felt the need to be 'asshat' which is just such a great, great word. it's what i call my hat, natasha, when i'm in a mood.
ok no i really need to stop doing that before michael kills me.
the power. it corrupts me.
by liz at September 17, 2003 7:00 AM
Anna, I totally think you should stay "Anna"... if you become "Asshat" then none of us can call each other "asshat" anymore.
Liz, wow woman! I hadn't visited your site for a while, holy shit! 60 pounds! Carrot hair! Way to go!! Good to see you 'round here.
by Linz at September 17, 2003 7:36 AM
and i have some stories to tell. and ... this is kind of a secret place from the circle of people i can't talk about this in around. i live a whole secret life. sort of. some of it maybe even interesting. some of it is perhaps toooo interesting for even this place. or maybe not. who knows.
i missed you guys. damn.
by liz at September 17, 2003 7:41 AM
I wondered what happened to you. Your blog was silent for so long. Post, post, post!
By the way, Linz and Liz are so much alike. I'm going to get confused on who's saying what comment.
by MrBlank at September 17, 2003 8:26 AM
By the way way, dotlizard.com rocks the casbah.
by MrBlank at September 17, 2003 8:36 AM
cool. Welcome back.
by sydney at September 17, 2003 8:45 AM
i always wondered where peopple went after ending their reign of terror on badsam. i liked to figure it was russia. welcome back.
right now i'm pumping music i don't even like up through the floor of my apartment. the eighteen year old sock-fucker upstairs tends to blast music and jump on the floors when his mom and her girlfriend are away on vacation. last night it went on well past one, and that's just no way to treat your downstairs neighbour. and just last week, i found his confused teenage whore of a girlfriend's keys on the stoop, and brought them inside for sake keeping and safe return in the morning. i hope at noon, when his unemployed ass wakes up for real, he remembers how awful the hour from 7.30 to 8.30 was this morning and how i am the keeper of his morning, as he is the keeper of my night. tomorrow i think i'll break out some dolly parton out if he keeps this shit up.
by lajoie at September 17, 2003 10:38 AM
Sock fucker.
Classic.
by Linz at September 17, 2003 11:30 AM
Welcome home Liz. Love the pre-coital agreement. There have been many times I wish I would've had one.
Good to see you've found your inner reptilian self. Now wreak havoc. 60lbs less to love too? Congrats. Now stay a while and tell some tales.
by Ezy at September 17, 2003 12:31 PM
so, it occurred to me that if i really want to ... be able to talk about things, many of which involve ... stuff, i might want to be more anonymous. than this at least. i'll have to ponder this as i wake up. slowly.
and i have to take into consideration my tendency to spontaneously confess whenever i'm doing something sneaky. like the time i became entirely obsessed with my best friend, basically, and i decided to write a book about it, to get it out of my sysem. well, chapter eight thought we should tell him. section 8.5 is the email. 8.6 is the part where i clicked send. and then things got seriously weird. seriously.
dealing with myself is a little like guarding hannibal lechter. you just know any minute the fucker's going to be sitting here at the keyboard wearing my face and you just never know what he'll say.
so maybe i should adopt a disguise and be known as anole? still confusing but ... different. confusion. i just woke up, so ... you know, coffee and stuff. mmhmm. try to make it to work by noon, is my motto.
by liz at September 17, 2003 12:47 PM
I won't tell anyone Liz. Your secrets are safe here on Bad Sam.
Myself, I just figured I'd never be running for public office so what the fuck? I'll tell all eventually and won't lose a minutes sleep.
by Ezy at September 17, 2003 12:56 PM
i was thinking of google, too. nothing is safe with google around, and google loves bad sam. not that i've ever been able to hide anywhere for long, i apparently sound like me no matter how hard i try to sound different.
perhaps i'll just use v-e-r-y general terms (it's not me, i don't care, but there are other people to think about). but first i should go to work.
do the cookies in the comment boxes work for anybody else? they don't like me.
by lizard at September 17, 2003 1:05 PM
I just change names to protect the innocent and that seems to work for me, along with not letting people I post about know about this site. Works like magic!
by Ezy at September 17, 2003 1:54 PM
Lizard... methinks you want to post a naked pic of yourself. C'mon, let's see it.
by Eviltom at September 17, 2003 8:18 PM
it's not polite to read people's minds, eviltom.
by lizard at September 17, 2003 8:21 PM
Big hugs Liz! Welcome back!
by jean at September 18, 2003 2:01 PM
i could kick myself for ever being away.
by lizard at September 18, 2003 5:42 PM
i could lick myself for ever being away.
by Eviltom at September 18, 2003 10:11 PM
you could lick yourself?
by lizard at September 18, 2003 10:14 PM
damn. i guess i shouldn't give up on that, maybe it is possible after all?
by lizard at September 18, 2003 10:16 PM