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This little piggy went to...
by doyce at 02:31 PM on August 28, 2003
New fears have been raised about the health of cloned animals after three cloned adult pigs dropped dead from heart attacks.
"I just don't know what to say," one Ph.D. commented. "I mean, aside from the cloning, the binge drinking, habitual crack use, and snorting truffles like cocaine, they were perfectly normal pigs. This is inexplicable."
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Anyone who's ever had the pleasure of watching swine pork one another knows that cloning is the only way to go. Ram those embyros.
by anna at August 28, 2003 5:06 PM
As an Iowan, I have to say that pigs are incredible animals. Not only are they smart, they're delicious. Bacon, ham, sausage... it's like magic they all come from one animal. Do THAT with a cow.
by eff at August 28, 2003 7:11 PM
All hail the swine!!
by Ezy at August 29, 2003 9:07 AM
Oh, shit, Eff, that was hilarious.
heeheehee!
by Linz at August 29, 2003 10:19 AM