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Girl From the North Country
by anna at 07:58 AM on August 31, 2003
I once met a rather striking Northern girl named Maria. She introduced me to her friend Sarah. This was a bit unusual for me, because most of the women I'd known had been Southern belles.
We had a few drinks on me and they began to open up. Turns out they used to spend their summers at a place they described as "downa shaw." It sounded a lot like an old singer and talk show host with whom my father had supposedly been acquainted and who he denigrated as a wanton hussy.
They would sashay along the teeming streets of Downa Shaw in bikini tops and cutoff shorts. Apparently this would attract considerable attention. In fact, they let on, it had caused not one but two traffic accidents. Drivers would gawk at them and lose control of their vehicles.
This seemed like a totally vain thing to tell someone you've just met. I wasn't quite sure how to respond. All I could think to ask was whether anyone was injured in these accidents.
Maria: I dunno. Me: What? How could you not know if anyone was hurt? You were right there! Sarah: We were laughing so hard we didn't think to check. Guys are such dogs.
At that point I decided these two narcissists had come from another planet. Even if they weren't concerned for the safety of the gawkers, wouldn't you at least be a little...curious?
comments (10)
I've met those females.I think they are designers for the Flavas line or maybe choreographers for Christina/Britney/Madonna videos.Yes I would be curious,if they are from another planet you would be the first humanoid to give an alien an anal probe.Caring if the male of the human species is hurt,go figure as long as his wallet is intact why should they care.Men for being dogs hmmmmm well don't dogs mount bitches?
by Windex at August 31, 2003 10:51 AM
Anna I thought that you were the only person that could delete comments from your stories.Who is this MG person?Why does he lie to everyone?The everyone was dancing on the whole cell block item was great...so I leave a few remarks so the hell what. MG talks a big talk,but he cannot walk it or else my comments wouldn't be allowed.MG you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Windex at September 1, 2003 11:51 PM
MG doesn't suck, he's the one who launched this site. He is also the webmaster and as such can do whatever he wants with comments, posts etc. And I kinda think you may be overreacting. Whatever it is you said would have probably set some people off and that's always a drag.
But I'm glad you liked the piece.
by anna at September 2, 2003 6:47 AM
Hey I didn't know MG started this site...so I apologize.Well MG...I don't know what to say to you...uh...sorry but the fact remains that you didn't delete anything I said on the Jailhouse Rock peice.Hey MG,I know some inexspensive property in Baltimore Md.These are row houses but for $2,000.00 you own them them. Just ask and I will send the particulars to you.Windex....relocating can be rough!!!
by Windex at September 2, 2003 5:29 PM
Windex... do you also have any Knicks tickets?
by Eviltom at September 2, 2003 6:57 PM
Also... MG started this site? Who knew!
by Eviltom at September 2, 2003 6:57 PM
Who is this MG you people speak of? I have heard stories but assumed it was all a legend, a fairy-tale if you will. I'm confused now.
by Lucy at September 2, 2003 10:48 PM
No,I have no Knicks tickets.However I have a Chad Vogt Skateboard deck...the one with 32 nude photo's of Madonna from her Sex book coming for sale on E-bay.Oh, I almost forgot I also have the T-shirt that goes with the deck the only shirt with Madonna nude...hitchhiking in high heels with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.The shirt is xl.Peace.
by Windex at September 3, 2003 2:49 AM
You guys are too funny. Speaking of things one might offer up on the altar of MG, my mother-in-law gave me a present. It's a deck of cards festooned with the 52 most-wanted Iraqis. Only one is a woman and she is pictured in silhouette (sp?) $5.95.
And speaking of feisty old people like Madonna, how 'bout that Dinah Shore. My dad recorded her many times and boy did he have stories to tell!
by anna at September 3, 2003 6:43 AM
I had totally forgotten about this site I just stopped coming here because MG had some kind of problem with me.I feel I've matured and would like to be allowed back.
by Windex at January 1, 2005 7:13 AM