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check, and mate.
by mg at 01:51 PM on August 04, 2003
Some time this week, unless Verizon workers decide to go out on strike after all, I should finally have Internet access in my new home. I'll also be done with the bulk of my work for my summer class, which means, except for a few notable events, I'll be free until September. Which means I'm going to finally have some time to devote to this little community of ours. I'll honestly say I haven't missed a single one of you one bit, but being completly cut off from the rest of the world (also no phone and spotty cell phone reception) is no picnick (picknic?), and I think I'm busting out at the seams to start sharing and contributing to something beyond the four walls of my apartment. So, yeah.
comments (15)
Oh yeah. End the dry spell, please.
'Til then: http://www.thelisteningsessions.com/mp3/MattSmith-St.AngerTribute.mp3
The info: http://www.syrion.net/mattsmith.htm
by MrBlank at August 4, 2003 2:19 PM
Rock! I'm glad you'll be posting again, no disparage to those who post regularly.
by sydney at August 4, 2003 2:52 PM
I should shut up, since I can post but never really do.
by MrBlank at August 4, 2003 4:53 PM
No disparagement taken. But the fact of the matter is that we writers are ancillary to the main BS attraction, namely MG. So watch Verizon go on strike. Just our luck.
by anna at August 4, 2003 5:14 PM
That's good news MG. Can't wait to see you back around regularly. It's always more fun that way. Now if we could just figure out what happened to Douche...........
by Ezy at August 5, 2003 8:53 AM
picnic MG
by Ezy at August 5, 2003 11:50 AM
I can't believe I write for a site run by a guy who can't spell picnic.
Didn't miss you either. Yes I did.
Jerk.
by Linz at August 5, 2003 12:49 PM
I can spell picnick, I just choose not to spell picknic.
And I'm back. Apparently Verizon cam by sometime today. I'd have never known that, since they didn't bother to ring my bell or check to make sure the outlets actually worked. I just happened to plug the phone into the wall curious to see what'd happen. But, the point is, I'm connected once again.
by mg at August 5, 2003 1:38 PM
welcome back. I'm devouring a sandwich right now. voracious... I applied to a 'gardening' job on monster.com.... but I don't think I'm qualified.
Well, at least I"m trying
by lockheed at August 5, 2003 9:47 PM
Go Lock. That's all any of us can do.
by Ezy at August 6, 2003 9:48 AM
Well, well... this site is still going strong. When is the piknic/picnik/picnic?
Did I miss the Jeremey Shockey post? Don't tell me you all let that go.
I'm so drunk and stoned, I feel like Ted Williams's decapitated, cryogenic-frozen corpse. A hundred years from now, someone will make the same callous joke about Albert Pujhols, provided his family is crazy enough to freeze his corpse. By the way, if cryogenics is so great, let's freeze MG now to ensure BadSam's survival into the 22nd? 23rd? centuries. By then, our politics will be as relevant as Dick Cheney at a Sierra Club meeting.
Ah-nold Swollenpecker is about as Republican as Mike Bloomberg. (Heteros v. Board of Education)
Perfunctory antagonism is boring.
Lockheed... I miss you. Let's get drunk.
One thing we all learned from the NYC blackout...New Yorkers will get fucked up at the drop of a hat. Every crisis is officially a "post-9/11 nuisance." New York rules.
Ezy...thanks for asking about me, I guess. You're probably the only one who noticed my absence (passive-aggression at its best). I guess I should be offended by your Irish comment in the 08-16 post, but I'm not, of course. However, if you plan on making any watermelon jokes, good luck.
Getting personal: I've become an avid biker. As a result, my balls and inner thighs have become severely irritated (humidity / jock itch). I performed laser hair removal on my sack and inner thighs. Imagine yourself perilously straddling a mirror, trying to fire a powerful beam of light into your groin...yeah...there you go...now you're as gay as I am. (Hey, it works: www.lasercenters.com).
Also, I know I'm not alone on this one: I am obsessed with girls' feet. While at work, standing at the door of my building in Midtown, I go positively nuts checking out chicks' feet as they walk by. The foot, especially in New York, is an ancillary nude appendage. Women here spend countless hours and hundreds of dollars getting pedicures, and it is incomprehensible to me that the reason could be anything other than attraction. I won't even get into which shoes drive me particularly crazy...unless people really want to know.
Type O Negative's "Life is Killing Me" in stores now. It's really good.
I purchased the domain name "Douchenation.com" for three years, so don't fucking steal it. Now I just have to master DreamWeaver MX.
Fuck me,
Douchenation
by douchenation at August 17, 2003 4:12 AM
i don't know how i ended up on your page, but here i am. HI! (my computer is doing really wierd shit) -ech, excuse me.
by jessica at August 19, 2003 8:25 AM
Hey Douche. Been missing your comments bro. Laser removal huh? I still find the sweet pain of waxing to be exquisite. Ohhhh the ripping and tearing. Not. I'm not too sure about putting a laser beam that close to my private parts. I think I watched too much sci-fi growing up. Lasers scare me.
Welcome to the madness Jessica.
by Ezy at August 19, 2003 11:38 AM
careful, careful. watch you're miles there douche. there's been studies done concerning avid biking and sterility. all the extra heat can nuke your swimmers.... maybe make them look like the three-eyed fish that come out of springfield lake. but on the converse, all that biking really buffs up the legs, actually increasing your chances of procreating. find the balance i always say.
by lajoie at August 19, 2003 12:52 PM
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by travelar at September 9, 2003 3:44 AM