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Who IS Driver's Ed?
by effenheimer at 04:33 PM on July 09, 2003
In an effort to raise the standard of driving safety among teens, the state of Nebraska has begun implementing random driver’s education classes. I have a crazy idea that might work, how about making them mandatory for everybody in Nebraska? It seems to work in Iowa where, in addition to driver's ed being mandatory, we understand such concepts as “using your horn for something other than making sure someone sees you when you flip them off," "the two-second following rule” and “turn signals.”
I was once rear-ended by a 16-year-old Nebraskan one rainy day a few years ago who said it was my fault he ran into me because I “stopped too fast.” That’s what people are actually thinking when they tailgate. Yeah. Scary.
The recesses of the mind are a frightening place. But you know what really burns me is that if I had shot him in the face, suddenly I would have been the bad guy.
comments (9)
Yeah, no kidding. There really should be a Dumb Ass Test, where, when failed, the dumb asses are forced to have zero communication or contact with competent people. IE, keep them in the ghetto or backwoods. I love how if these motherfuckers wearing those panty hose durags on their clown-ass heads don't have a criminal record, that somehow equates to an Ivy League degree for them. Ignoramuses are now getting the better of me, in a sense that, when they infringe upon me, I get uncomfortably angry.
by LOCKHEED at July 9, 2003 9:21 PM
I once rear ended a 16 year old Nebraskan. She was good. ;-)
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by PARTYHEED at July 10, 2003 2:19 PM
I wish I could agree with you Eff, but I am a tail-gating, finger-whipping, f-word hurling road rager.
by Linz at July 10, 2003 3:14 PM
Rat-a-tat-tat on my car window rouses me from hungover stupor. Look up to see burly tattooed man scream, "You fucker! You can see there's a line a mile long but you cruise right up to the front and force your way in. It's arrogant fucks like you that..." Me: "You're totally right. I shouldn't do that. How's about a blowjob to make up for it?" *burly tattooed man trudges away, just another person who rues ever interacting with me*
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