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When the hell IS my subscription up any way?!
by effenheimer at 10:02 AM on July 07, 2003
I realized the other day that the greatest committment in my life is my two-year subscription to TV Guide. And the reason why it is not likely to work out between us is they keep asking me to extend my subscription when I know GOD DAMN good and well I’ve got at least 22 months left on the current one. This has convinced me I could never get married. If I can’t tolerate some anonymous magazine subscription service sending me junk mail, I certainly won’t be able to put up with the demands of a wife and children, which are, let’s face it, slightly more strenuous and vastly more unreasonable. At least TV Guide doesn't bitch about my pants, which do indeed go on the floor. I have a space reserved for them when I’m done wearing them and wearing them never happens around the house. But still, FUCK YOU TV Guide!
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I subscribed to Maxim three years ago. I paid for a one year subscription and they just keep sending them to me, no questions asked. I haven't received the first bill or letter asking me to renew my subscription. I kind of feel bad but my curiousity has gotten the better of me. I wonder how long they will keep sending me free magazines? You can bet your sweet ass that I'm going to ride it out and get myself an answer.
If marriage is anything like my Maxim relationship then I'm down.
by Ezy at July 7, 2003 12:41 PM