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on bended knee
by mg at 02:02 PM on July 07, 2003
So, one of the many things that has kept me away from here is that I've been forced to move. And my move in date has been jerked around so much, that I'm moving this week, and I don't really have anyone to help me. Sure, I can pay some dudes to do it for me, but if this website is useful for one thing, it is begging for help and then getting it. Usually, it is some pretty damn half-assed help, but I'll take what I can get. So, if you are in the New York area, and have nothing to do on a Wednesday afternoon (this Wednesday afternoon to be exact), why don't you drop me an email and let me know. You'll be really helping out a damsel in distress. You know, if you consider someone too lazy to carry their own couch a damsel. What you'll get in return is satisfaction, the chance to meet me (your hero), some free beer, and, hell, I'll even throw in a couple bucks. So. Yeah. The end.
comments (15)
Haven't Anna and I told you to stay off our website?
heh heh...
Ummm, I would love to help if... ya know... 900 miles... etc.
by Linz at July 7, 2003 2:49 PM
They say you find out who your friends are on moving day. And I'll be dealing with that nightmare myself soon. Except I already know I've no friends.
by Anna at July 7, 2003 4:42 PM
Dude, if I lived in New York I would TOTALLY be there. That's what I say when I know there is no chance in hell that I CAN be there.
If I were there, I'd TOTALLY be telling you about how bad my back is.
Seriously... are you ready for the seriously? ... I would help. In fact, I am one of those stupid fuggnuts who helps until it hurts. Think I will tell that story now.
by eff at July 7, 2003 6:11 PM
Hey mg, if this post were named "On bended knees" instead of the singular, "knee," I would be there man. Oh wait, you'd also need to be a chick.
by Eviltom at July 8, 2003 8:12 AM
Where'e Lock, Douch, and the Evil One. Seems like they would be good help or at least it would be entertaining. I'd help MG but that's one fuck of a drive. Sorry bro.
by Ezy at July 8, 2003 8:14 AM
Moving sucks. I'd torch all of my stuff if I had to move again, but I'd know I'd miss it. Anyway, I'd come help if it weren't for that pesky 1,076.01 miles in between. Good luck!
Is there a big reason for the move? Nothing bad, I hope.
by MrBlank at July 8, 2003 8:31 AM
EZY, thanks for volunteering other people from your nice and convenient distance, you punk ass. For the record, I am not a good friend and I am lazy to boot. People don't like me.
by Eviltom at July 8, 2003 11:17 AM
Glad to help out there Evil One. Someone has to get you off of your lazy ass. Here's your chance for redemption. Carpe Diem my brother.
by Ezy at July 8, 2003 12:25 PM
How does Mr. Blank know the distance to that degree of precision? And Douchenation appears to have disappeared much to my chagrin.
by anna at July 8, 2003 5:29 PM
www.mapquest.com
by MrBlank at July 9, 2003 8:16 AM
Dooh! That makes sense.
Anna, how long has Douche been MIA?
by Ezy at July 9, 2003 9:25 AM
I heard that Douche is wanted by the U.S. government for his role in oppressing the Iraqi people. In fact, there is some kind of $25 million bounty on Douche's head and the same for his two sons. I'm surprised you haven't heard about this. The country even went to war over this a few months back. Although the war is over, we haven't yet been able to locate Douche, his sons, or the stash of big bad weapons that he is hiding.
by Current Events Man at July 9, 2003 3:07 PM
heeheehee...
by Linz at July 10, 2003 3:24 PM
Damn! I knew he was up to no good.
by Ezy at July 10, 2003 3:44 PM
Yeah but he's damn funny with all his references to psuedo-intellectual posturing and such. I miss him.
by anna at July 11, 2003 4:04 AM