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by jen x at 03:37 AM on July 06, 2003
Well, there's definitely something to be said for outdoor sex. Unfortunately, sometimes it needs to be said quietly, 'cause there might be other people around.
*cough* Not that I would *ever* do something as tacky as... have sex.. with .. people ... nearby...
Okay, so I can't even type out a lie with a straight face. But man, does it ever leave you with some stories to tell.
Quite simply, it's getting to the point where, by the end of the summer, there will no longer be a safe location in my home town. Meeting someone as sexually adventurous as you? Fantastic. Just absolutely fantastic. Meeting someone sexually compatible and with the mad skillz? Even better.
There have been locations tagged and actions taken just to say we could -- sex in the park swing? Check. Handjob in the movie theatre? Check check. While driving? (Me as driver, driving stick, I might add). Check. Roof of the mall? Check.
As recently as two months ago, if someone had told me I'd be having public sex all over the place, I'd have thought them crazy. The idea of being caught does not excite me -- in fact, I got kinda freaked out by the guy who peeked in the car window, trying to see what he could see (very little, I hope/assume, what with the supremely fogged windows). The mosquitos have been the worst part of the whole venture, although the sore knees haven't helped much, either; I'm allergic to mosquito bites and they seem to prefer me.
But there's also a certain amount of bragging rights involved in the outdoor adventures, as awful as that may be. I like to talk about a location in my neighbourhood with a private grin... although when other people talk about the same locations, I try desperately *not* to catch the eye of the boy involved.
Anyhow, while the weather's nice and the boy's willing, I'm taking suggestions. Anyone?
comments (9)
Why, yes, I do have a suggestion! How about hell? It's hot down there this time of year, but it's only a dry heat.
by Morality at July 6, 2003 11:41 AM
Sounds like my city... and the heat just encourages the removal of clothing.
Morality has passed me by.
by Jen at July 6, 2003 11:59 AM
Your town sounds like a voyeur's paradise. There is a dead end street near my job where gay men gather for outdoor sex. My religious coworker went up there to read his Bible. Imagine his surprise to find a dude bending another over a car hood. How romantic is that?!
by anna at July 6, 2003 1:42 PM
I'm not an exhibitionst, but this is something that interests me. Do any of you New York types have suggestions for a good place to have sex in town. And I've already decided against St Pat's Cathedral.
by mg at July 6, 2003 4:17 PM
We've always enjoyed the center lane of the BQE. In addition to the sex you get that unique sensation of horn-honking Pakistani cab drivers leaving tire tracks across your back.
by anna at July 6, 2003 4:46 PM
My one public experience was very drunk and very public and I'm pretty sure some of the people that worked at that resort saw my bare ass in that beach chair...
But that was just a shameless plug.
I say... in a tree? Just because, can you do that? A dressing room? That closet in the hospital that is always unlocked in movies?
by Linz at July 7, 2003 2:42 PM
I once tried to set up a catalog of sexual accomplishments on my blog, but the list started out with way to many items just covering the 3 P's (places, people, positions), it got kinda silly right a way. Let's just say I can't walk around places like the Monterey Bay Area (in CA) without getting flash backs about someone or something at some place nearby. LOL
by fcsuper at July 7, 2003 3:12 PM
Hospitals!!! When I was sixteen I was in there for a long, long time. My arm was shattered. A girl across the hall was in traction long-term. Guess the rest. Traction rocks.
by anna at July 7, 2003 4:50 PM
When I was in the Army and in Colorado for training we had a party at a posh downtown Denver hotel. I mean Guns and Roses (when they were in their prime) had stayed in our room along with quite a few other celebrities. This girl, Harrison, and I went to grab some more mixers. While in the elevator we decided to have at it so we rode it to the very top and hit the emergency button. She finished but I didn't quite get to due to the time constraints. We got some strange looks and a few questions from the staff in the lobby. We told them I had leaned against the button and had a hard time figuring how to get it out. I'm not sure whether they bought it or not but they let us go on our merry way. All in all it was pretty cool and I got to mark it off my "places to get busy" list.
Dressing rooms are a blast Linz. Jen, definitely try that one. Being quiet is a challenge at times.
by Ezy at July 8, 2003 8:10 AM