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Sex is fun
by ezy at 01:57 PM on April 10, 2003
Well of course it is. It doesn’t take an Einstein to figure that one out. I think I’ll tell you guys about one of my favorite sexual encounters. Here goes.
I had this friend back in the day. For all intents and purposes we’ll call her Libby. Libby was one hell of a lay let me tell you. She was also bi-sexual which made things even cooler. Afternoons we would spend our time in bed exploring each other and seeing how many times we could bring each other to climax. It wasn’t fair really. Physiology was on my side. We had one hell of a good time trying though. She also taught me how to go south. She was a rough task master. She would tell me she wasn’t letting me come up until I learned to do it like a woman. Being bi she knew exactly what she was talking about. I spent more time with my head between Libby’s thighs than I did in any other activities, at that time, I believe. I thank her to this day. What I really want to tell you about is what she gave me for my twentieth birthday.
Libby called and invited me to her apartment for my birthday dinner. I happily accepted. She was Italian and one amazing cook. We decided on six that evening. I got my buddy, who had just turned twenty-one, to grab me four bottles of wine two white, two red and shagged ass over there at the appointed time. When I got there Libby’s girlfriend Wendy was also there. Libby informed me that Wendy would be having dinner with us and asked if I minded? Hell no. The more the merrier. Libby made her signature lasagna, home-made garlic bread, and a salad. We grubbed.
After cleaning up we retired to the living room and started on the last two bottles of wine. We all were feeling no pain and having great conversation. Libby said she needed to go to the bathroom and walked down to her room. Wendy begged out also and joined Libby. Boy, was I ever unprepared for what came next; Libby and Wendy standing in the doorway wearing nothing but smiles. Holy fuck! They walked in to the room and started kissing right there in front of me. I couldn’t even speak they were so sexy. They then proceeded to get on the floor and Wendy started going down on Libby. I thought I might break my pants so I let the guy out. The whole time Wendy is doing this she is staring right at me. I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to join in or watch the show so I watched. Libby then told me to come down there and show Wendy what I had learned from her.
No problem.
I went down there and gave my best oral performance, I think, to date. Wendy was impressed. They then flipped me over, took off my clothes and Wendy straddled my face while Libby straddled my guy. Everything was great except that Wendy would get a bit too excited and actually grind in to my face so I couldn't breathe. I thought I may drown a couple of times but she got the message when I brought my hands up under her bottom. Thank God. I could see my Mom reading that one in the paper. “Twenty year old man dies in tragic sex accident. His asphyxiation seems to have been caused by a mouth full of vagina. He was smiling, though, when paramedics attempted to revive him”. I let them know when I was close and both went down there and finished me off. I thought my freaking head was going to explode.
We spent the majority of the night acting out each other’s fantasies until we all went to sleep in Libby’s bed. The cool thing is that the next morning, when we all woke up, it wasn’t awkward at all. We snuggled in bed for a while, took showers (I found out it is nearly impossible to fit three people in a small shower comfortably) and went on about our daily business. We did this a few more times, before we all moved away, and I was with two women once more in the Army but nothing, to this day, compares with that first time. You see. Sex IS fun.
comments (23)
MG caught me during lunch so I thought I would be the first. Enjoy!
by Ezy at April 10, 2003 1:59 PM
NICE!! That is really good stuff...
Now I am trying to think of my best story... oh, god... will my sister die of shame?
by Linz at April 10, 2003 2:15 PM
Is Shan, by chance, going to give you a spanky for telling your dirt?
Hmmwahahahahaha *evil laugh makes an appearance*
by Ezy at April 10, 2003 2:20 PM
I don't think I can do it...
by Linz at April 10, 2003 2:29 PM
Nice. Very nice. Is it hot in here?
by sydney at April 10, 2003 2:36 PM
~ gently wipes tear from cheek, sighs heavily, contemplates never having another virtual fantasy~ :-) Sorry, couldn't resist.
by Ezy at April 10, 2003 2:37 PM
Hey Ezy I had a similar experience in my youth. But it was weird because it was w/ my then gal pal and her cousin from back home in Ecuador. The cousin spoke no English so there was like a language barrier in bed. Very strange.
by Anna at April 10, 2003 6:26 PM
Anna, that would be kind of wierd. How could you talk dirty to her? She'd be like hmmmmmm ohhhhhh yeaaaaa I don't know what the fuck this guy, with his member in my mouth, is talking about. Speak some Ecuadorian damnit! What the hell am I doing up at this hour anyway? Oh Yea! That's right. I got layed tonight. The Dark Princess called and I listened. Peace. More to follow.
by Ezy at April 11, 2003 1:17 AM
No way! The Dark Princess! You still got your soul, Ezy? All of your blood? No 666 on the back of your neck?? :)
by jean at April 11, 2003 5:10 AM
a) WHY DOES THAT STUFF NEVER HAPPEN TO ME? I can't complain about my sex life, it's been great but THAT STUFF!!!! I think I could cut off 2 or 3 fingers to get laid with my girlfriend AND another woman.
b) Yes, it's hot in here.
c) Ezy how was the sacrificial sex like?
by necropethamenos at April 11, 2003 5:11 AM
Uh-oh, more tales of lamb sacrifice to follow, and i can't wait.
by Anna at April 11, 2003 8:04 AM
Ezy, for the record, I think your story is better than mine. Yours involves more people. And more boobs.
by Linz at April 11, 2003 9:29 AM
Why thank you Linz. I don't know though. The see through black dress, in your post, kind of does it for me. I may need a moment to myself. Whew!
by Ezy at April 11, 2003 1:42 PM
wow......but she's got nothin on the ribs! TEE HEE HEE!
by bandwally at April 11, 2003 5:28 PM
Nope. I don't think she does. Nothin says I love you like a couple of broken ribs after monkey sex huh? They still sore?
by Ezy at April 11, 2003 5:40 PM
Sorry Ezy, I was simply too blown away by the imagery to come up with an appropriate response. ;)
by Jen at April 12, 2003 2:58 AM
The question of which post is better is academic. But I will say this: When you read a list of sex stories like in Penthouse Forum, the ones written by females always seem more provocative. It's like gals have an inherent advantage. Dunno why.
by Anna at April 13, 2003 6:30 PM
good
by at September 10, 2003 7:10 PM
good
by hkdd at September 10, 2003 7:11 PM
Thank you HKDD. It was definitely fun.
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