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by mg at 04:35 PM on March 05, 2003
This is one of those, “I’ve got nothing to say” kind of posts.
Because, well, I’ve got nothing to say. The past couple weeks have been absolutely uneventful. My daily activities fall into three, and only three, distinct categories; class, work, and home.
No fun, no adventure, no excitement.
There really hasn’t been much to talk about on my end. Which is, I suppose, a good thing. The last couple years have been filled with constant emotional turmoil. There were layoffs, break ups, death and devastation.
I’ve now gone a solid two months without a major milestone to report. And while that’s a good thing for me, it is apparently a bad thing for you, since each and every one of you seems to revel in my failure more than the last. And I can’t blame you, I’d revel in your failures too, if you had a website. <ed note>Word suggested “raise the roof” as a synonym for “revel.” When did Microsoft get so black? It’s brining down the property values. </ed note>
Sure, I could talk about class, how I’m shooting for a 4.0 GPA (at least for this first semester), and its still looking pretty good that I can do it. I could talk about work, how I’d like to find more of it. Or about home and how I spend countless hours lying on my couch, staring blankly at whatever tripe is showing on the television that night.
Seriously, my life bores me to tears. I don’t want to inflict that nightmarish monotony of my existence on you. Besides, relaying the tedious details of my life here would put all but the most insomnimaniacal of you to sleep, and since most of the people who visit the site do so at work, I’d hate to think I had anything to do with you getting reamed after your boss finds you passed out and slouched over your keyboard (again).
So, uhm, how are y’all doing?
comments (18)
Well, MG, I'm unbelievably pissed at the moment. I stumbled across the i love osama bin laden board in recent comments. Dude, I can't believe those assholes. I know some of the posts were from dumbass kids having their brand of fun but some of those people seemed serious. I'm going to the gym and work off some anger. Peace.
by Ezy at March 5, 2003 5:03 PM
I am dead tired because I went to bed really late last night, and today at school I was so hungry I almost forgot to stay kosher (cause, you know, today is ash wednesday and all)
MG, Anna, Linz, please check your respective emails. I need an answer fast.
by Lucy at March 5, 2003 5:20 PM
Hey Lucy, I can't check web-based email at work due to a firewall and I don't have a computer at home... Sorry!
by Linz at March 5, 2003 5:27 PM
Oh, and I'm good, MG, thanks for asking! I'm hungry too. And sleepy. And yeah...
by Linz at March 5, 2003 5:28 PM
Doh! Ash Wednesday! I told someone they had some dirt on their head today and they looked at me like I was some sort of asshole.
by MrBlank at March 5, 2003 5:55 PM
Letting the days go by, MG? Same as it ever was... Be careful... and then a twister comes...here comes the twister...
my last comment was cut off in mid post: p
by LOCKHEED at March 5, 2003 6:05 PM
WOAH! FOUND an ERROR IN YOUR NEW DESIGN!
There's a symbol if you use it in your comments, it cuts off everything else. I was going to say something about the good old days' when R2D2 was caught smoking a cigarette, by the ultra-pedophilia-homoistic C3PO? I think the symbol is
let's test this out
by Lockheed at March 5, 2003 6:08 PM
lalalalalallal and let's see if'll do it again p
by testing... at March 5, 2003 6:10 PM
I now know the symbol that will destroy anything that follows it after you type it. It's fairly common, so this could be a bad thing. MG?????? Better cough up some of that Dough.....
by LOCKHEED at March 5, 2003 6:12 PM
I already know what it is. You can't use a > or a <, because those are symbols that are used in HTML code, and the page expects some HTML code to come after it. I think you're the only person to ever feel it necessary to include a > or a < in your post, so it's not much of a problem.
by mg at March 5, 2003 6:21 PM
Cool. I mean, Kewl. Well I am addicted to less than and greater than when I type, usually revolves around 0.000 as baseline or 50.0 as baseline. Next time, I'll just type the numbers out. So is HTML, let me rephrase this in an SAT verbal way:
HTML is to Cro-Magnon as ...... is to Homo Sapien
by LOCKHEED at March 5, 2003 6:29 PM
Linz! That is terrible, it means you won't be able to help me! :-(
MG, you replied in record time. Thanks. :-D
by Lucy at March 5, 2003 7:54 PM
Lucy you'll hear from me. MG I don't know how old you are but @ some point no news becomes good news.
by Anna at March 5, 2003 8:35 PM
Yo, what is this insider information bullshit? I just want to remind everyone that we are adults here. Dont go emailing a small group of people and then announce it in the comments section. How childish is that? Unless, of course, if I'm on the inside. I need constant attention and validation. Remember that. It's all about me. Me me me. Please love me. Love me? Please? If you dont, I will cry. I really will.
by Eviltom at March 5, 2003 8:42 PM
Dude, you're böring me. I think I'll take a nap now. Hopefully, the weekend will bring some wild stories about makeout sessions, booze, sex, singing, diners, and...
by überchick at March 5, 2003 10:23 PM
Oh yeah, I *heart* Eviltom. Muchos.
by überchick at March 5, 2003 10:24 PM
I SO TOTALLY LOVE EVILTOM!!!!!!
Sorry if you feel left out, it's just that
1) This matter requires an ASAP response and I wanted to make sure MG, Linz and Anna checked their emails and
2) It involves my home address, and I just don't feel comfortable posting that info on the Internet.
oh, and in case you missed it the first time:
I SO TOTALLY LOVE EVILTOM!!!!!!
by Lucy at March 5, 2003 11:08 PM
Lucy, check your email... maybe I can still help...
I love Eviltom too... he is so old, and so wise.
heh...
by Linz at March 6, 2003 9:49 AM