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well i don't know where they come from, but they sure do come
by mg at 12:13 PM on March 25, 2003
Apparently, some people have been turned off by the serious discussions going on around here recently. So, in order to encourage harmony, I thought I’d only talk about things that everyone can agree with; kittens sure are cute. The end.
comments (14)
And they sure can sing!
Sorry mg, I need to post, but I feel like my awesome sex story is just not relevant in these stressful times.
by Linz at March 25, 2003 12:47 PM
Well, think about it this way - If you don't post your sex story, I'm going to have to post something else about the war. Your choice.
by mg at March 25, 2003 12:51 PM
i vote for the sex story, linz!!! who needs more war stuff?
by JC at March 25, 2003 1:44 PM
LINZ- I think the only reasonable thing to do is post your sex story, but incorporate war terms... or should I say, "embed" war terms. See? Something like that, but more clever and more sexy. Anything less would be met with "stiff resistance." I, for one, cant get enough of this war coverage, especially on Telemundo. I cant understand a thing they're saying, but the reporters are hot.
by Eviltom at March 25, 2003 1:48 PM
By popular demand of three of you, it's posted. Sorry Tom, I didn't see your suggestions til after the fact. I'll try to do that with my next sex story.
by Linz at March 25, 2003 2:04 PM
So, it seems not only Lockheed has a thing for 'cats'. MG, why not come out of the closet, and EMBRACE your bestial desires, express them freely, I know them already...
by LOCKHEED at March 25, 2003 3:42 PM
Is that your kitty, MG?? It's so cute!!!
by Lucy at March 25, 2003 6:56 PM
How do you do that deal w/ the pix right in your post? Lemme know sometime.
by Anna at March 25, 2003 8:23 PM
Yes, kittens sure are cute and Linz anytime (now) you want to share the sex story, is fine by me!
by Nancy at March 25, 2003 8:26 PM
In reference to your title: So has anyone ever made a cat(housecat) come? Making a female cat come is quite an ordeal, but also vaguely spiritual...
by LOCKHEED at March 25, 2003 8:40 PM
Vanilla Ice, I'm coming hard like Rhino... now you're amazed, by the VIP posee, stepping so hard like a german nazi...
2003 is my year.
by LOCKHEED at March 25, 2003 9:10 PM
It's not my kitty. I wish it was. I'd pet it and love it all day long.
As for making cats come, uhm, not personally. The title actually comes from a Ted Nugent song (Cat Scratch Fever).
by mg at March 25, 2003 9:46 PM
Right here and now y'all can vote on the fate of a cat. My daughter guilt-tripped us into taking him even though we've already got a great cat. The new one is marking his territory and we can't afford to spay him. He hasn't ingratiated himself here and we're thinking pound city. It's hard to sell a house that smells like a litterbox.
by Anna at March 25, 2003 10:44 PM
Noooooo!! At least try to find a home for him first! You can't just adopt a kitty and then dump him when he becomes an inconvinience, it's just not done!!!
by Lucy at March 26, 2003 9:37 AM