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War is, like, so totally gross: part 3
by unanon at 08:52 AM on March 27, 2003
Yeah, like, i just had a couple of white russians, so I thought now would be the perfect time for a drunken post.
I realise that I havn't posted in, like, ages, but i have been busy, no? hell, I don't even have my computer. It's why I am using a mac. At uni. Where i am currently studying a honours in science, at least until this whole war thing tides over. What's with that anyway? The US finds a group of Kurdish fundamentalists in Iraq, and thus decides to bomb Iraq? It's a little like bombing Florida to get at drug trafficers in Mexico. Speaking of which, I live with one. A Mexican, that is. 'Cept he's never home, so he may be a drug dealer as well.
*shrugs sholders*
Regardless, this whole "freeing Iraq's people" thing doesn't wash. It's about 20 years too late to be doing that. There are two certainties: the Kurds and the Iraqis will be screwed, and there's more to this than oil, freedom or terrorism.
Enough about war. More about me.
Um, I've moved out of home, but that doesn't stop me visiting my parents as often as possible, although my sister does.
The chick I dig is now just a casual aquaintance, who I see every once in a while, because we are now both tutoring 2nd year biochemistry classes. It's obvious that she don't dig me and I have no feelings for her. Sure, I occationally yell out her name when I feel alone, but that's because her name has become a euphemism for my yearn for messy sex and post-cortius shallow deep talk.
part 4 (or whatever), like, later. when, like, i'm less pissed, yet alone for long enough in my lab to write a post. yes, i have a lab. CAPITALS@!
comments (10)
When did you start drinking? Ah my how kids do grow up quickly.
by mg at March 27, 2003 9:38 AM
Who the fuck? Um, they only thing I did in undergrad lab was stretch the latex gloves so tightly until my fingers would protrude eerily. You aren't Chemical Ali are you?
by LOCKHEED at March 27, 2003 4:06 PM
By the way, MG, what's with these authors suddenly rearing their heads and posting absolutely horribly lame posts? I'm talking 0% Effort, 100% Waste of Cyberspace. It's time you start hiring fucking straight-up non-pussneck writers... these 'new' authors make Lockheed rather read the following words out loud 1000times: Geopolitics, Weapons of Mass destruction, Resolve, Shock and Awe, and Recession.
by ps. LOCKHEED at March 27, 2003 4:13 PM
I don't get it. nobody around. all is quiet on the western front. "So, I like, had a couple white russians..." For Jehovah God's sake, please don't start a post off with something like that. Or am I a stranger in a strange land, and that won't ever change?
by LOCKHeed at March 27, 2003 7:35 PM
In fact, I should almost comment about how bad this post is in about 10 different usernames and comments, so, whoever it is that posted it, will actually think someone other than Lockheed gave a hoot about his post... oh look I see 13 comments! I must be on to something with my stupid ass, so, I like had three white russians...
by .... at March 27, 2003 7:37 PM
So, I'm starting think that people who go out of their way to RECYCLE are not really greenpeace loyalists, but just almost, CLINICALLY psychopathologic on the high end of neuroticism, similar to having to wipe the sweat off your mouse every five minutes, or making sure you don't step in the cracks between sidewalk panels. So they aren't all the Environmental conscious. Just SICK, mildly, not enough to warrant, well, put it this way, If lockheed saw a man eating grass, he'd say he was hungry, they'd have him certified.
by LOCKAGAIN at March 27, 2003 7:45 PM
We doin' Big Pimpin'... I got no passion, no patience, and I hate waiting... and step up the vocab pal, don't use the valley girl 'IT's LIKE' even if you're doing it in a SATirical Way.... that SAtiRical, looked like SATAnical, because of the missCAPS... just like somehow that makes misCAps look eerie... no matter what the word is, example. HaPpyBeAR ooooh looks creepy... we be big pimpin spend the cheese....
by BoomHeed at March 27, 2003 7:56 PM
Well, that's all a bunch of crap. I enjoyed the post, just as I did the archived ones in the months I spent lurking here in silence. What we need is for the original BadSam authors to drift back and blend with the newer ones. MG's vision will be realized.
by Anna at March 27, 2003 8:32 PM
It's Okay to COMMENT Crap, but not post crap. And Yeah, I agree 100% with your view on the peace protesters. APparently that was in Midtown. I didn't notice shit.
by LOCKHEED at March 27, 2003 8:40 PM
Exclusive, never-before-seen rules brought to you in part by Lockheed the Insane!!!
You heard it first at BADSAMARITAN DOT COM!!!
by Linz at March 28, 2003 1:48 PM