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There's a new kid in town
by ezy at 09:52 AM on March 04, 2003
Hey everyone. MG, the master of my virtual universe, just got me all set up to post.
All I can hope is that everybody gets as big a laugh at my posts as I do from the other authors.
More likely, I'll make you all feel better about yourselves reading about my pathetic excuse for a life.
I'll probably rant, Lockheed?, rave, where's Douche?, and froth at the mouth like someone possessed, at times, but it'll be genuine.
I just wanted to say hi and will have something up for you guys to laugh at or ridicule very soon.
Peace out.
comments (13)
In case anyone was wondering, Ezy was the guest who posted this Valentine's Day Screed.
by mg at March 4, 2003 11:07 AM
You looked better as Homer's Mr. X alias. What's that under your lip? A flavor saver? Looking forward to your pontificating.
by DUTCHWHISKEY at March 4, 2003 1:03 PM
Am I a raver? If so, pass the ecstasy and and a gallon of water. We welcome you Ezy, with open tentacles.
by douchenation at March 4, 2003 1:09 PM
I've got the glow sticks and turntables Douche.
Dutchy, you're just confused because, when you look at me, I give you a funny sinking feeling in your stomach ;-)
by Ezy at March 4, 2003 1:17 PM
I told you they'd make fun of your soul patch. People are mean that way.
by mg at March 4, 2003 1:22 PM
MG, what an understatement. The people who read this site are the meanest group of fuckers I've ever known.
by Eviltom at March 4, 2003 1:40 PM
Post something! Post something! Quick! Quick! Quick!
by Linz at March 4, 2003 1:45 PM
A funny sinking feelin? Kinda like Diarrhea?
by DUTCHWHISKEY at March 4, 2003 1:49 PM
I'm going to have to wait until I get out of work Linz. They're always watching. Tonight. Promise. Have you been in the caffeine again you wild woman?
MG, you're right again. At least you cropped out the chin hair. Less ammo is good. That's why I love this joint though. No mercy. He He
by Ezy at March 4, 2003 1:54 PM
Dutchy, I was thinking more like grade school puppy love but whatever does it for you is fine with me you sicko.
by Ezy at March 4, 2003 1:57 PM
Let us embellish on storys of your ex girlfriends...I bet they are super cool chicks!!! :)
by bandwally at March 4, 2003 4:42 PM
Bandwally, why are you yelling at me? Some are cool. Some are not so cool and some are certifiable. I'll tell all eventually though.
by Ezy at March 4, 2003 4:46 PM
I knew it, Ezy! You plucked your eyebrows and shaved your legs! And now he was a she! Welcome to the EXPOSURE ROOM:
Caution! Achtung! Upon entering this Zone, you will continually Expose yourself to annhilation until you find what's truly indestructable about yourself.
by LOCKHEED at March 4, 2003 6:40 PM