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It's Never Over, It's Relentless As The Rain
by anna at 11:58 AM on March 02, 2003
Perusing the “news” yesterday, a few items caught my eye. But before I discuss them, let me preface my remarks by pointing out that which is patently obvious to anyone who’s read my drivel here: I am mostly apolitical, apathetic and self-centered as hell. Indeed, I don’t care deeply about much of anything except the safety and well-being of my loved ones and an adequate wine supply.
Item #1: (scroll to End Notes): Okay, let’s see. This guy flies off the handle in a road rage incident, hurls another motorist’s puppy into oncoming traffic and she’s guilty of inflicting mental anguish on him? You have got to be kidding me. You’ll note that this joker plans to proceed pro se. Clearly no lawyer would stoop that low, which speaks volumes about the frivolity of his complaint.
Item #2: We can all agree that the Holocaust was a tragedy. It ranks right up there with Sept 11 and Allied firebombing of Dresden in the annals of senseless horrors. But why would the Jewish advocacy group opt to dignify PETA’s inane attempt to equate eating T-bone steaks with the wholesale massacre of millions of Jews, Gypsies and gays? Wouldn’t it make more sense to simply ignore those strident a-holes as 99% of the populace does as a matter of course? Don’t they understand that these so-called “campaigns” on behalf of this cause or that amount to no more than background noise; a petty distraction like commercials for rival heartburn remedies to someone who doesn’t suffer from it? Or that no one ever undergoes a change-of- heart about anything substantive? As for PETA, maybe they should focus attention on sadists who hurl dogs around or get busy with fillies (Speaking of hanky-panky among animals, I caught Mr. Chilla sucking his own dick as Ms. Chilla II looked on impassively. Which begs the question: If you could perform fellatio or cunnilingus on yourself, would you? And if so, would that make you bisexual?)
Item #3: Oh, splendid. The High Court now says racketeering statutues don't apply to abortion protesters. Hence, abortion battlegrounds that had remained relatively placid for the last couple years due to a combination of anti-abortionists fearing RICO prosecution and in-home embryo disposal via RU-486 will now become fraught with turmoil anew. Mostly female abortion enthusiasts will once again square off with their mostly male adversaries. Doctors will be gunned down as “pro-lifers” crow with delight. Abortion-seekers will be caught in the crossfire. Yet no viewpoints will ever change.
I will mount my soapbox briefly to proffer an opinion on how these seemingly disparate developments interrelate. Each is inherently petty, frivolous and will do nothing to protect our families from fanatical Arab terrorists in our midst. Meanwhile it seems as if authorities uncover a new plot to massacre us almost daily. And with legions of those intolerant, preachy, self-righteous, sexist, misanthropic botched abortions bound and determined to dismember innocent non-combatants (in defiance of their own purported creed, no less) sashaying across our porous borders en masse, wouldn’t you think it’s time to bury all other hatchets forever? Or did nothing change Sept 11? Would it take an outbreak of smallpox or botulism to convince these single-minded zealots that there’s a genuine peril afoot, one which will require unwavering unity in our collective abhorrence of our sworn enemies forevermore? Did I somehow miss the terrorists’ apology that somehow makes it all better here in this post-Clinton age of instant atonement? (News Flash: Global cops just nabbed a top enemy operative known in serial murder circles as “The Brain.” The blood of 2,800 innocents is caked all over his hands, by his own admission. Hey, it’s a start.)
The minute but vocal minority of Muslims committed to savagery will stop at nothing in their quest to forcibly convert the world to their lifestyle. Perhaps understandably, others are rather perturbed by this. Hell, even Jimmy Carter himself couldn’t find a patch o’ common ground between us and them. So we’ll have to agree to disagree, as will those surly abortion combatants in due time.
That’ll be the day.
comments (11)
Sorry about that screwed-up version #1 of this post that appeared briefly here this AM. All I can say is you should have seen version #2, the one-continuous-link that disappeared into the vapors.
by Anna at March 2, 2003 12:41 PM
PETA is dangerous. They have a lot more influence than they deserve, openly advocate violence, and have ties to extremist groups that the FBI has classified as terrorist organizations (Animal Liberation Front for example). What a bunch of fucking assholes; if you don't want to eat meat, don't fucking eat it! Furthermore, they ignore science and make outrageous, unsubstantiated statements. Remeber the Rudy Guiliani "Got Prostate Cancer?" mock milk ad by those anti-dairy cocksuckers? I would love to release a pack of rabid pitbulls into their headquarters.
And if you blow yourself, yes--you are gay, but very lucky.
Anna, I think you would enjoy a book called The Radical Center by Ted Halstead and Michael Lind.
by douchenation at March 2, 2003 1:36 PM
Well, I do get heartburn and my military grandpops died of prostate cancer, but I agree 100% with the post. I have a noise filter, but everynow and then, its get worn through, so I have to regenerate a new one. But that's all it takes. Nobody fucks with me in regards to bullshit noise issues; well let me clarify that: NOBODY FUCKS WITH LOCKHEED. And, I'm great at maintaining my filter, the trick is make sure you develop a Filter that is not necessarily defensive or offensive, somewhat spongelike, absorb and automatically expunge. As for the dick/cunt/ sucking. Well, what about grabbing your dick in masturbation? Is that gay? What about having a guy suck your dick while you lust over the image of Audrey Hepburn? Is that just enhanced masturbation? Touch your own dick in pleasure, suck your own dick in pleasure, there's no difference. SHOVE STUFF UP YOUR ASS for pleasure, maybe...just maybe you have an argument there, Anna.
by LOCKHEED at March 2, 2003 10:10 PM
I will check out the book, but I won't stuff anything up my ass. The horse in the link, alas, didn't have such a choice.
by Anna at March 2, 2003 10:31 PM
Unfortunately, the book is all about stuffing things up your ass. Not really.
Anyway, I want to give props to my girlfriend for fucking me today, despite a zit on the side of my nose vaguely resembling Kwarto from Total Recall. You've got to love a girl who stands by an unemployed drunken loser.
Anna--you're the shit. Your posts just get better and better--more wine, madam?
by douchenation at March 2, 2003 11:58 PM
I SAID DON'T READ THIS SITE, R.S.L.! It's doity.(dirty).
Anna, how did you notice all that you just posted about? Am I living under a rock? Or is my filter top of the line? Or am I living under a BIG rock?
Well... into the blue again...after the moneys gone...
same as it ever was... my god, what have I done?
by LOCKHEED at March 3, 2003 12:15 AM
Being gay means being attracted to someone of the same sex as you. So, if you're only eating yourself out/sucking yourself off 'cause you can't find another girl/guy to go down on, then okay, it's gay. If you're just doing it 'cause the ol' solo stroking has gotten dull and you need a challenge, then I don't think so.
If you want another girl to be doing it when you're female, then yes; if you want another guy to be doing it when you're a guy, then yes; if not, then no.
by Jen at March 3, 2003 12:56 AM
Thanks for the clarification...are you one of the lucky ones? Otherwise, I'm quite familiar with the working definition of "gay." Anna...you're the tits!
by douchenation at March 3, 2003 1:40 AM
Speaking of dogs... there's this IAMs commercial where I feel sorry for this dorky guy who's doing all this stupid shit with his dog, talking the baby/dog talk with him, and then at the end, he swims underwater with his dog, and he has these awful goggles on, and then what the fuck, because how could I possibly spare any ounce of sympathy/empathy or sorrow on a fucking commercial? When mine own existence well below the par of baseline content, nevermind happy. But I can't control my universal compassion. That's my flaw. That's my downfall... And the colored say; do do do dodododododooddododdododo .....god DAMN IT ALL AND NOTHING;;;;
by LOCKHEED at March 3, 2003 2:46 AM
Quite a following you've got going on there, girl. Love your posts.
by Lucy at March 3, 2003 12:00 PM
Yeah it's quite the raucous bunch 'round here lately. Thanks for the props. BTW, if anyone chose not to click on the horse link (get busy) go back and do it. It made me laugh.
by Anna at March 3, 2003 5:47 PM