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guess who's back, back again

by mg at 10:18 AM on January 06, 2003

I’m back.

Did you miss me?

Apparently a lot of people did. While I was away my friends were frantically searching, thinking I’d died or something. Beside for the countless voicemail messages left on my cell and answering machine, I’d like to think a couple of them even stopped by my apartment to sniff at the door for the putrefying stench of rotting flesh. My friends are nice that way.

What I don’t get, though, is why they were so worried. Maybe I’m being delusional again, but I’m pretty sure I told anyone who’d listen that I’d be heading away for the holidays. This sort of thing really makes me question a) my grasp on reality, and/or b) the listening comprehension of my bestest buddies.

The fact is, like a B-List celebrity used on a lame TV show as a gimmick for easy ratings and cheap laughs (What you talking ‘bout, Gary?), I’m back.

Where was I? Well… uhm… ah… ahem.

So, anyway, the thing is, I’m back. I’ll be back to posting something of a little more entertaining nature soon enough, probably later today.

comments (6)

I TOLD them you were fine. I know you're all grown up. How was the holiday?

by quicksilver at January 6, 2003 10:42 AM


Wait! You have friends???

by Eviltom at January 6, 2003 10:48 AM


MG-speak decoder...

"Where was I? Well… uhm… ah… ahem."

means... "I got a sex change. Gay men of New York City, here I come!"

by Eviltom at January 6, 2003 12:58 PM


Welcome back, EMM GEE. I've been away from your site for a few days as well.
My cat is huddled against the radiator with her face literally resting against the pipe. It's so hot I can't even rest my hand on it--she must be frying her already-inadequate brain. I'm going for a walk now.

by douchenation at January 6, 2003 2:34 PM


Now that you're back MG, can we do some Arafat/Sharon parodies? Or Lieberman/Bloomberg?
Eviltom wanted me to do something stupid:

I could picture Arafat and Sharon miming the lyrics to George Michael's, "Freedom", while standing over the West Bank.
...all we have to see...
...is that I don't belong to you,
...and you don't belong to me...

by LOCKHEED at January 6, 2003 4:19 PM


Hey, hope you enjoyed your holiday hiatus. So, now that you're back, will we see a new thumbnail of MGina? Ha-ha. Gotta go, I am going to make my 1st foray onto Little Green Footballs to put in my political two cents.

by Anna at January 6, 2003 7:00 PM