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my time as a shorty was full of car chases
by mg at 02:14 PM on November 04, 2002
I’m the type of guy who can be miserable even when everything is going right.
Maybe it’s a too much education. Studies have shown there is a direct proportional relationship between education/intelligence and incidence of mental illness. I’m of mediocre intelligence, so I’m blessed with mediocre insanities. Maybe it’s a chemical imbalance. I should get over my ethical hang-ups and start self-medicating. Anyone know a good dealer in the New York City area? Maybe this is all punishment for some past life ill deeds; in a past life I was the Fox executive who decided to give Chevy Chase his own show.
Whatever the reason, it sucks.
Now, considering my frown in the face of rainbows, it’s no wonder how paralyzed I get when things really aren’t going well. And things aren’t going well.
Some obvious signs are that I haven’t written here in a week. That I aborted my NaNoWriMo plans before I even got started. And that I stayed in my pajamas all weekend, lying in bed watching and bad movies (Rambo? Home Alone? What was I thinking?).
I don’t want to get into the why, but let me relay this little story: When I walked into work this morning one of coworkers immediately said, “You don’t look so well.” I grunted acknowledgment. He responded “It’s woman problems, isn’t it.” I grunted acknowledgment. He pulled out a quote by one of the greatest thinkers of our time: keep it money over bitches.
So yeah, anyone got any money?
comments (8)
BIG HUGS...
hope you are feeling better soon... Otherwise I am gonna have to come back down there and kick urs ass.
See you wouldn't be feeling this way if you just gave in and slept with me while I was in NYC.
All joking aside. you know where to find me if you need an ear.
XOXOXO
by rannie at November 4, 2002 3:25 PM
Rannie's comment reminds me of the stuff Pristine used to post! Where is Pristine nowadays?!
BTW, is this some kind of anti-gay remark: ..."considering my frown in the face of rainbows..."
by Eviltom at November 4, 2002 3:30 PM
Obviously I'm anti-gay if I didn't sleep with Rannie. Who could resist that delicious man-meat?
by mg at November 4, 2002 3:42 PM
I find that glaring at strangers reduces my general malaise.
by Linz at November 4, 2002 3:54 PM
NaNoWriMo? NoComPrenDo. Please explain, if you would.
by Goose at November 4, 2002 4:40 PM
NAtional NOvel WRiting MOnth [link] 50.000 words, 30 days, 1 novel. Or something.
by mg at November 4, 2002 4:43 PM
Dude... "50.000 words"?
I know you probably didnt mean 50 words, but instead, you meant to use "." as the thousands separator, as the Europeans do. Can I just say how lame that is? Of course, Tom, say how lame it is. Tom says that is so lame. If you want to wear a black beret, eat baguettes and cheese all day long, and listen to Spice Girls music, go ahead, but dont do it in this country!
(fade in music: "God Bless America")
by Eviltom at November 4, 2002 5:10 PM
If "bitches" can = "guys", then sure, I'm all for that. Hope you feel better soon, MG. And don't forget what they say about statistics. There are lies, there are damned lies, and then there are statistics.
by jean at November 5, 2002 1:24 AM