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how to make money off of teenagers

by effenheimer at 03:56 PM on November 23, 2002

you want a good job? sell drugs. or better yet, sell shit that LOOKS like drugs to teenagers. That is profitable AND ... not illegal. a handful of ephedrine, the little white ones with crosses on the top, looks just like speed. Sell them two pills for $20, 10 for $100. Make enough in an hour to last all week.

Kids are stupid. You would be doing them a favor.

comments (173)

Well, actually selling stuff as drugs is illegal, whether or not it actually is drugs...

Lots of people have gone to jail for selling icing sugar to undercover cops as cocaine...

I take it you're not a lawyer...

by Jason at November 24, 2002 12:36 AM

Hey Jason, I think you missed Eff's point. He was saying to sell drugs to kids. Kids wont arrest you. If you sell drugs to cops, of course they would arrest you. Duh!

by Eviltom at November 24, 2002 11:30 AM

You are a putz aren't you Tom?

There are a ton of cases where teenagers are grabbed coming away from drug deals and turn in there dealers...

I caught his point, i just don't agree

by Jason at November 24, 2002 3:40 PM

Yeah i didn't have a point, but if you want to argue fine. Change illegal, mea culpa, to immoral. then fuck off.

by eff at November 25, 2002 9:55 AM

Did someone say they are selling some cocaine icing? That sounds awesome!

by Linz at November 25, 2002 2:53 PM

I am a teenager,and trust me, if someone tried to sell me sugar icing as cocain or even worse yet oregano for weed, i would personally put and end to their selling days, and i wouldn't turn them in either!

by Brandon at January 7, 2003 8:11 PM

someone need sto sell this faggot brandon some muscles.

by scott at March 27, 2003 5:10 AM

I think everyone that visits this site is retarded...even me!
This webpage is all one dumb ass idea in the first place.... Get off ur lazy asses and get a fuckin job......kids arnt as stupid as you are........im pretty sure most of them will tell right away what kinda bullshit they are buying..............thats my opinion..........you dont like it..........kiss my ass

by Kurt at May 27, 2003 1:19 AM

I am the lizard king so fuck you all because i can do anything. Jim Morrison isnt dead he is just frozen until they can find a way to unthaw him. Jimmy Hendrix is not black he is just really tanned. Jake Webber is the man with the axe. Oh yaa if you try to sell me fake drugs i will hunt you down and staple your nuts to your taint.

by raul at May 28, 2003 1:15 PM

oh. kids would buy drugs either way. selling them icing would be doing them a favor. look at ti this way, when they buy drugs they waste their money and health, when they buy icing they just waste their money. maybe it would be like teaching them a lesson.actually replacing sugar with cocaine is a very good idea, it will lead to rage at some point, but world peace to another. if thats ever possible. and this website is not a a bad idea at all. discussing these sort of issues is not a bad idea at all, i say we have more of these discussions face to face in our communites, because unless we tell each other whats going on then it would be much more difficult to get alone with each other as well as understanding the gravity of this subject.

by snegurachkas at July 11, 2003 12:39 PM

YOU ARE ALL DUMBASSES FOR EVEN DISCUSSING TO BURN CHILDREN......I WOULD THINK THIS WORLD WOULD HAVE ALOT MORE MORAL SENSE, WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO MAKE A EASY DOLLAR SELLING DRUGS AND HAVING KIDS AS
GUNEAI PIGS....WHAT KIND OF SELFESTEEM WOULD THAT BRING? WELL WHAT EVER THE CASE IS JUST HOPE I DONT LIVE IN THE SAME STATE AS THIS DUMBASSES LIVE....JUST HOPE THE MOBS NOT AROUND OR ME 'CAUSE I WILL SNIPE YOUR ASS ON THE SPOT!!!! KEEP IT SMART!!!!

by WAKKO at July 27, 2003 2:43 PM

you got to be kidden me,,,,if you sold me bunk drugs,, i'm coming to your house at like 2 in the mourning and fucking it up,,,,one barneys

by BP Soldier at July 28, 2003 2:54 AM

Listen up kiddies. First you shouldn't be buying drugs in the first place. You should wait until you're old enough to make an adult decision about it if you intend to do it at all. Not very realistic but you should.

Second, do you actually think if a person is selling known bad shit to you that they're not going to be watching their asses and be ready for whatever you bring. BP if I sold you fake shit you'd better believe you'd be getting a big fuckin surprise at my house at two am. How do you even propose to find my place? Do you think I'd leave my address in the bag of dope? Even if you managed to find me and fuck up my house don't you think the noise might wake me or the neighbors? What are you going to tell the cops when they pick you up? He sold me some gold medal flour instead of coke? All I will have in my house is flour. You intended to buy cocaine. I like to bake cookies. You were trying to buy cocaine. One of these is illegal. Which one?

Wake up. If your doing illegal things and get taken the best thing you can do is learn from it and maybe not do illegal shit in the first place. If you insist on doing illegal things you will get taken eventually. People who sell drugs aren't fine upstanding pillars of the community. Believe me I know. I've sold.

by Ezy at July 28, 2003 12:31 PM

click click bang bang cause it aint no thang. kids... what a bunch of suckah-ass beyotches. know what I'm sayin'?

by eff at July 28, 2003 6:21 PM

I feel ya Doggg.

by Ezy at July 29, 2003 3:27 PM

feyuk u and ya mama

by at August 4, 2003 10:53 PM

Fighting over icing…geesh…
Reminds me of my 8th b’day party! ~giggles~

What an interesting thread, but the GOVT has already figured this out.

Drugs are our governments way of killing off some of the masses or at least slowing those who may one day raise up…down. And, we are the fools who continue to allow the govt. to manipulate us. So, whether it’s icing or the real thang…ITS illegal and when you get caught you will make the govt. more money than your stupid ass is worth so that They’ll make more drugs and bust more of your friends. Its cyclical, and the more busts, the more money they’ll get from the multi-billion dollar business of the prison system.

SO go ahead, be a retard…and pray you don’t end up with BUBBA as a cellie.

Soap on the rope anyone?

by Pantera at August 5, 2003 12:26 PM

Bubba, huh, Pantera? *Chuckle*

by Ezy at August 6, 2003 11:51 AM

Heres a few more ideas for you
crushed penuts make for good crack
Scrap your pipes and call it hash or hash oil
try "legal" buds u buy online.. most kids cant tell the difference
(dont call it drugs and i think you cant get arrested)

by Fuzzy at September 23, 2003 11:10 PM

by Fuzzy at September 23, 2003 11:11 PM

YO' DUMMY MAN...YOU SCANDALOUS ASS PUNK....YOU WANNA GET SHOT? HERES A TIP FOR YOU ...BE STRAPPED... YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF THESE YOUNG BUCKS WILL POP..

by MrxBenedict at September 25, 2003 2:01 AM

I'm always strapped MrxBenedict

by Ezy at September 25, 2003 9:26 AM

I feel that to better reach the more adaquetly derived citizens who are minors by legal terms, i should present my opinions in a lyrical way to better imprint on the faluscus manuskis where the memory is stored in the brain. And it goes like this:
YO YO YO
all u bitches and hoes
i be sellen more shit
then u even know.
so if u wanna get hooked up
come to my place
bring lots of cash
or ill smack yo face.
so you mother fuckers
who think this is funny
come to my house
and bring some money.

bitch

by bigmoneyhussla at October 11, 2003 8:35 PM

bitch you try to sell me sugar and Ill stick it up your ass

by jose at October 20, 2003 4:17 PM

Yo man! thats just fucked up.... what if they are allergic to some of the "fake pills" and they die
whos ass is it gonna be on?

by Gangster at November 12, 2003 2:18 PM

why dont teens insist on tasting the 'cocain" before buying it? anyone can tell what iceing sugar tastes like.

ill buy your cocain not your sugar.

by Nurse at November 13, 2003 2:25 AM

I remember why I dont log on much anymore. None of you tossers even know a joke when you read one. Anyhow Im of to try sell fake drugs to some kids and if they dont buy the drugs, im going to punch the kids. And if they pass out during the beating...... well thats for the courts to decide.

by Mr TheOtherGuy at November 20, 2003 5:15 AM

It's so fucking easy to sell fake cocaine to teenager's. I've ripped off plenty of fucking idiots. There is a lot of money in it too. I'll tell you how to make lots of cash.

Firstly, you would want to have a lot of fucking back up!! People out here today are not stupid and won't hesitate to beating the shit out of you. Also, there is a lot of competition.

With that in mind. Cocaine numbs your gums. Baby teething powder does this also. Mix some teething powder in with sugar icing and some other crap you find in your medicine cabinet. Be creative. Just make sure you don't sell it some big fucker that knows his stuff.

Futhermore, it's worth while knowing people in the trade yourself. I know this guy that has links and shit. Also, don't be stupid about the whole thing. Don't stand on a street corner. This attracts attention from unwanted people such as other dealers who think that your stuff is real and who also plan to rob you, which usually results in you getting stabbed or shot, or even worse, attracting cops on patrol.

Some of you, however are right. Mainly, I don't give a fuck if it is or isn't illegal to sell fake or things that look like drugs, but I do know this, If I was a cop and searched this idiot and found a couple bags of coke on him, I would be first to slap the handcuffs on. Anyone would.

Good hiding places when walking down the street include you socks, secret pockets and compartments or your ass crack (NOT ACTUALLY IN YOUR ASS).

So, with those points again.

1. Don't be stupid. Know people and create a meeting for each individual customer. Know your customers and ALWAYS be suspicious of new ones!!!. Don't walk up and down the street or stand on a street corner, you are only attracting unwanted attention. It also pays to have a mode of transport.

2. Don't be open about your business. Opening a bank account is a good idea and find a fantastic place to hide your goods. If you don't have one at home, put it in a friends house. My house was raided twice, so it pays to have a good hiding place for the coke. My favourites include, the attic or burying them out your back garden. NOTE: Put a water proof bag around them so your goods are not harmed by rain or other crazy weather. Living in Ireland, I am cursed with it.

3. When you have enough dosh aside from your earnings as a fake coke artist, you might consider selling REAL cocaine.

You can pick a 1ner bag of coke up for around €100. So as you can see, the profits are VERY appealing.

Well, that's all from me, use my advice wisely and good luck.

by Big Drug Barron at December 7, 2003 3:58 PM

u have alot of suggestions.but y dont u just sell real shit.it will work once the word gets spread around.u just gotta put some effort into it.then u eventially u will learn more ''tricks of the trade''.

by SHYN at January 18, 2004 4:23 AM

hey what do you put in fake cocaine that rock it like crack or just sniffed wear can i get fake cocaine ...plzzz e-mail me at jessiecormier@hotmail.com

by jessie at January 27, 2004 10:36 PM

Anybody hear of KARMA?? Go ahead, try and beat me, it'll be fun...

by Matty-Dukes at February 3, 2004 1:28 AM

Isn't that your Mom's name Matty? That's what she told me last night.

by Ezy at February 3, 2004 11:38 AM

Yeah, you seem like a well educated man.... i want to be just like you, ripping off kids helps with my infeiriority complex

(sarcasim)...(lots of it)

by Matty-Dukes at February 5, 2004 11:51 PM

Matty, this site is pretty tongue in cheek, if you have read anything other than this one post you'd see that, and anyone who takes it this seriously shouldn't be questioning another person's intelligence. I know you want to be like me but that will take you years of hard work, sacrifice, and training. Why don't you just be yourself, for now?

by Ezy at February 6, 2004 4:45 PM

Matty, we too are gifted at the fine art of sarcasm. I only sell safe drugs to kids. Like crack.

by Linz at February 6, 2004 4:56 PM

That's hot Linz. Made me laugh out loud, on a Saturday morning no less.

by Ezy at February 7, 2004 9:56 AM

How do you make fake cocaine????

by Zanda at February 17, 2004 1:38 PM

ok zanda. read up, i'm only writing this once:

you take a knife, preferably sharp. now start scraping chunks of flesh off your bony skull. once this is done, and you've adequately bandaged the weeping wounds, you'll let the flesh dry out for 7-10 days depending on the humidity of your particular locale. next, you take the jerky you just made and grind it into a fine powder. i prefer a mortar and pestel for this, but...oh shit. i just re-read your comment. you said faKe cocaine. i thought you were asking for something else.

yeah, i don't know how to do that.

by lajo at February 17, 2004 10:08 PM

OK, I dont think that eff's idea is bad, but dont fuckin sell sugar, no teen is that dumb, cuz if they are buyin blow, that means they are hardcore. And fuck all the baking soda shit too, what u gotta do is buy B2 vitamin pills, and sell that is coke, cuz it numbs you like coke does, so teens think its real, plus it taste like it. I dont know this from experience I jsut "heard"it

by Austin at March 18, 2004 11:34 PM

all of u are fags im 11 and im smokin weed and sniffin coke.just buy the real shit fuck fake stuff

by corey at May 8, 2004 10:15 AM

oh that shit is good im sittin here smokin some crack and poppin some x damn thats good

by corey at May 8, 2004 10:18 AM

I think u should all fukin shut ur cute faces!!!!!!

by ME at May 10, 2004 12:03 AM

i dont kno y u would want to do that if they pay hte money foor the drugs then y not give it to them!!!! if they are stupid enuf to f*@k up their lives then i say let them. they are the ones who are goin to look bak and say i wish i neva done that.If you go round selin fake drugs then god knos wat mite happen next they mite have gangs with guns and come afta u....for not givin wat ur ment to....i think you should let ppl handle their own lives n juzt sit bak n make sure yours is great!!the most u can do is juz tell them no its bad for u and its upta them if they want to listen or not.....

by sugar at May 10, 2004 12:09 AM

COREY BRA!!! let mi cum ova n we can fuk n smoke brak!!!!!!!!!!

by cutie at May 10, 2004 12:10 AM

yall some dumb mother fuckers go suck a stick damn oh and don't sell weed sell strawberry blooms nigga haha

by jelly nutz at May 22, 2004 8:42 PM

anyone whoknowsw how to grow hasch oil please send me a mail pottman_alimos@yahoo.com

by bob marley at July 9, 2004 9:09 AM

First of all, it don't matter what the fuck you sell these kids. They should know who they're buying from. I'm out to make my money however the fuck I have to. People ask stupid fuckin questions like 'why sell fake stuff?, sell real stuff.' Do you have any fucking idea how expensive real shit is, I can afford advil or midol, orajel, and a little bit of baking soda, but I can't afford an ounce of cocaine. Hey my niggas nake ya'll money how ever the fuck ya'll got to. GDN for life.

by Rookk at July 17, 2004 11:15 PM

what a bunch of stupid fucks in this thread! What is this world coming to? Cancer will get those who really fuck up...believe me I know...the toxins from drugs...be it coke, pot, dope, crack, crank, smokes, its all the fucking same you stupid fucks! 10 years of using will kill you reguardless of what it is. Cancer WILL KILL YOU>>>>>ITS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

by Bitch Slap gotcha at July 27, 2004 2:18 AM

WELL THEN DIE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. "CANCER IS KILLING ME BOO HOO BOO HOO, IT'S GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DO ANYTHING BOO HOO" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COMPLAININ BITCH. AND HOW THE FUCK YOU GONE CALL SOMEONE ELSE A STUPID FUCK WHEN YOU'RE THE DUMB ASS THAT GOT CANCER FROM 10 YEARS OF USING. I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE ADVICE FROM A CRACK HEAD THAT'S ABOUT TO DIE? FUUUUCK YOOOOUUU

by ROOKK at July 29, 2004 10:39 AM

psssst anyone no where i can get some good gear???????

by shifty at September 6, 2004 6:58 PM

yeah i got some good stuff but it tastes abit sweet

by dealer at September 6, 2004 7:00 PM

I heard you can test cocaine for purity with bleach is this true? ALso putting it on foil and heating it? Is this true?

by John Blaze at September 24, 2004 4:12 PM

you faggots talking about your straps on and shit youre always strapped even when youre on line chatting on the board? taht's fucking impressive mate get real selling fake drugs to kids is too boring I sell tweek to a group of nine year olds down the street and they buy about four grams total a week. that's a lot of fucking tweek for some little kids I see them playing hide and seek and it gets violent when they're twacked sometimes. I had to kidnap/tie one up last weekend cause he tried to avoid the payment plan I'll kill anyone

by houston at November 16, 2004 3:18 AM

Talk about bravado while hiding behind a computer. Way to go Mr. "I'll Kill Anyone" Houston. Scared me for a second. I'd better hide now. Sheesh.

by Ezy at November 16, 2004 10:43 AM

ezv you would do tha same thing if you were in houstons position.. it dont matter who it is or how old they are.. you give away 4 ounces of fuckin tweek and you dont get payed you'll go that far

by IMK at November 16, 2004 7:57 PM

plus.. makin blow aint that hard.. all you gotta do is get some caffine pills or some B2 pills and mix it with a lil bit of bakin soda.. and you got some white snow.. and sell it to som1 who has done it a couple time or none.. you dont go and sell it to a fuckin feend who knows what it is and everything about it

by IMK at November 16, 2004 8:00 PM

The fuck? This isn't porno!! Haha, nah ironic how searching for something eles leads me to people ranting about drugs. Here's My perspective, If you tried to sell me drugs that was sugar icing instead.. I mean like.. How stupid do you think I am? "Kids" wont buy drugs, kids are told in school DRUGS ARE BAD blah.. w dsr.g... Teenagers if they're buying they would know what they're buying. And cops, fuck cops damn it.

P.S: I'm probably not going to view this page again, but for the fuck of it you can rant on.. Maybe I'll find it in google under "Sqaz" like some of the rest of my shit.

by Sqaz at November 21, 2004 1:42 PM

Holy shit.. I did find this on second or third page searching "Sqaz" on google... Interesting.

by Sqaz at December 4, 2004 11:53 AM

Ok, want the low down?!? Drugs, real or fake can meake you sick or cause an allergic reaction. Just ONE YEAR of doing coke on the regular (daily) will cause you grave mental and physical as well as emotional health problems. Don't believe me? I know first hand. Cocaine abuse WILL lead to malnutrition as well as a abondonement of morals and values. SUCH AS BECOMING WILLING TO SELL FAKE COKE FOR MONEY TO BUY REAL SHIT. Further more it can lead to DEATH. And if you think selling the real shit is soooooooo cool, then try powerdering your nose every twenty minutes because it's always around and see where that takes you real quick. Then tell me how much you have left to sell... and you'll be real cranky to having to pay off your debts to the mob so you don't lose your fingers. And most women's drug or debts are paid for with sexual favors by sleeping with sickos who like the smell of ass. After so long you don't even get high no more. Your just chasing that inital high and wasting your dollars! So fake or not, it a waste... but the real stuff. Ahhhh..... *snif* it's a killer. Dirt! White death. And also another way of keeping the poor poorer. Think about it. And if your gonna rip anyone off- make sure it's someone of age.

by Beentheredonethat at January 2, 2005 11:34 PM

Of course kids would buy fake stuff if it looks good enough , Adults buy fake shit all the time. Especially crackheads ,They want a hit so bad they will take a chance.Anyone who buys anything from somone they dont even know deserves anything they get. Its stupid people like that , that keeps assholes like Ole Effie in bussines. yes I think he is a jerk but dumasses are willing to give him money for something they know nothing about,so shame on them.
And as for as you tough talking little boys ,you want do anything but talk big on here,not all of you, but most of you.

by Gamyr Dude at January 8, 2005 8:26 AM

And here is my point I just read this after my post so I thought I would share it with you all It makes my POINT.

A Chalmette man was arrested after calling the St. Bernard Parish Sheriff's Office to complain he had been ripped off attempting to trade a microwave oven for crack cocaine.

Joseph Bulot, 32, of 600 Oak Tree Lane, Apt. B, was booked Saturday just after 4 a.m. on a misdemeanor charge of possession of drug paraphernalia after he showed a sheriff's deputy a crack pipe he said he had used to smoke what turned out to be fake cocaine, according to a sheriff's report.

A sheriff's deputy field-tested the off-white rock, which showed no traces of cocaine, the incident report said.

Bulot had called the Sheriff's Office from the 8900 block of West Judge Perez Drive, several blocks from his apartment. He told a deputy he traded a microwave oven to two men for crack in the 500 block of Oak Tree Lane, but when he took the drug home and tried to smoke it, he discovered it was bogus, the report said.

"Mr. Bulot asked if (Deputy Chris) Garic would like to see the substance and the crack pipe" at his apartment, the report said.

The deputy drove Bulot back to his apartment and Bulot showed him a gold-colored metal pipe with a mesh filter and a rock of fake cocaine, which authorities confiscated, the report said.

Maj. Marcel David, chief of the sheriff's special investigations division, which conducts narcotics investigations, said he can't recall anyone ever asking a deputy to look at their drug paraphernalia, initiating their own arrest.

"That's the first I've heard of that," David said.

Bulot was released on bond.

by Gamyr Dude at January 8, 2005 8:35 AM

that all that matters is that you make the money and who ever gets fucked on the deal they just have to deal with it

by smokey at January 11, 2005 1:28 PM

WORD UP. HOW DO U MAKE FAKE CRACK IF YOU KNOW E-MAIL ME BACK AIGHT PEACE MY EMAIL IZ IMSOFLY6@AOL.COM

by SLASH.P at February 19, 2005 8:53 PM

There are a few books at Amazon and Barnes & Noble, and Waterstones stock some great books on how to make fake crack. Email me and I'll give you the links to their websites, and email addresses for the folk to contact.

Email is: youfuckingdozymoron@aightpeace.com

by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at February 19, 2005 9:15 PM

sell real drugs, only the best, and make real money...

you and your costumers will love it.

by madercycleboy at March 17, 2005 11:43 AM

me being a teenager ad agree with these points. SOME (please note the word SOME) teenegers would by any old shit there the dense and unwise 1's otha 1's such as my self arnt as stupid.

by jord at April 14, 2005 2:21 PM

rip off kids with cancer

by farley joe shnoodle at April 25, 2005 3:59 PM

I GIVE THEM CONDOMS THEN SLEEP WITH THEM ALLL

by DIANA G at April 25, 2005 7:49 PM

Hey, all i have to say is i live in an area where good yayo is practically none existant. And the so called "good" stuff is full of meth! So i know this idiot kid that sells a little. Thinks his shit is top notch. I made about 800 dollers in a week with this kid cuz he buys in half O's and slings it to a bunch of other idiots. He hasn't caught on yet so im sitll making bank. Kinda fucked up i know, and if i wasn't where i am or dealing with who i am i would be worried about getting my ass killed. But im not so it works for me

by adriean at April 25, 2005 11:31 PM

Bettern yet, try to sell fake shit and worthlesss crap to small weak people,
or someone in a wheel chair, or perhaps the elderly. Cause you can run away fast from those types of people. And chances are your probably stronger.

by Johhny Don't at April 28, 2005 10:25 PM

i think someone needs to plant a 45 hollow point in the back of that fat fuckers head. sellin bunk is fucking retarded and believe me if somone sold me some fake blow i would know the difference i have been doin that shit for so long and speed to.

by matt at April 29, 2005 2:14 PM

all you haters out there - -it's the kids faults. they're the retards for buying the shit. i just started doing drugs, and i can damn well decide whether it's crap or the real thing. and then people that go to dealers have usually been doing drugs for a while, and they can tell. the new comers, buy it from friends which go to dealers. not a hard concept. it's 2005. it's kind of hard to find a 15 year old and up that doesn't do drugs, that isn't a homebody.

by samantha at May 9, 2005 3:49 PM

linz is funny, comedy school graduate, definitely!

by bokythecat at July 4, 2005 8:24 AM

i think that u guys r amazing ripping of kidds lol some of us r so stupid and u adults r incerdible i want to be like u one day

by ur number one fan at July 7, 2005 11:54 PM

i smoke weed

by danny ready at July 23, 2005 1:02 PM

you can make weed out of nuts and daisies for more info clik my name and email me!

by JULIAN at July 23, 2005 1:04 PM

why would you tell on someone thats sells weed thats only getting you into some deep shit and the childeren that sell weed for others let them do it til they get caught

by ericka at July 24, 2005 10:35 AM

u all suck, its all about the beer

by Adam l Schillinger at July 27, 2005 8:44 PM

Wow Guys, u are so shitty with u r meanings about Drugs.

when i read this Content, i will spying
I toked drugs between my 17 and my 35 year of my Live and now i must pay for that livetime along, because my health is down now, from hepatitis B and C.

I used drugs like cocain, Heroin and tabletts named "Benzodiazepine" in a very very high Level. All this i injected in my venes at the last 14 years. Bevor 2 Year ago we calculated the Money i've payd for and we came up to 841000 Euro, what we have stolen and worked for. Money is gone for ever and Bodyhealth is gone for ever now.

I am Netherlands and for me is weed and shit no drug, but it is the beginning of a very shit livetime, when u beginn using hard stuff after that.
Anytime, u are beginning to need the harder Stuff and when u are on Turkey, u make anything for it and u get problems with justice to. The first 1-10 or 15 times it is not problem, but anytime u go in jail for a longer time and there u can get harder stuff to, but only for very high level of money and u must beginn to prostitute ur self for it, because u didnt have much money in prison, or do u think u can get 100€ every Day there? gg

Ergo: u get Hepatitis, HIV-->AIDS and after that no future to build ur own Live with a wife, family and kids!

And then: CONGRATULATIONS from me

But listen: I have never listen when poeple told me her bad Drugstory and warned me for that Livestyle to!!!!

good Luck for that Times

by exComaboy at August 18, 2005 6:20 PM

i'm trying to get layed!!! a stripper wants some cocaine...how do i make fake cocaine? help a brother out!!! lol

by kevin at August 19, 2005 10:16 AM

yes i have been using cocaine for about 5 months now. Its gotten to the stage where i want to use it almost every day. I'ts getting really expensive. My nose is permanently bleeding and always have sinus problems. My boyfriend (who is completely anti drugs) will have a fit if he knows. Think he has his suspicions but cant prove anything. I will get high before he comes to visit me in the evening and he does not even notice. I love the stuff. But yes it is very dangerous. I never listened to people when they told me how addictive it is. I'm now experiencing it first hand

by melissa at August 24, 2005 2:25 AM

by melissa at August 24, 2005 2:27 AM

haha this is crazy i'm a cop not i'm gogint to try this i sold organio as weed and made 10 bucks but this is kick ass and who dose nto think so and kiss mi ass

by dylan at August 26, 2005 10:53 PM

thats wrong,
i was young once,
glad they didnt do that to me,
i dont like kids doing drugs,
but they will do rather i or family member gives it to them are some one like you,and i dont like people like you who shit on our younger friends and family.
so i think be like the the older friends i had
just help them out,but warn them
at least when you give it,are do it with them
you can help them when thangs go wrong,
so be a friend and a garden at the same time.

by me at September 2, 2005 3:13 AM

OK......hahahahahaha u all are fags even me i just came to this site some how...i dont fuckin know how but all u dumbass people out there you guys dont know nothin about how kids athink......im 13 an im all ready into drugs but i know the diffrence between some sugar and cocaine OK all you people.....so who ever right on this site next is the dumbest fuckin person...................................................LETS SEE WHO IT IS!!!

by Derek at September 14, 2005 4:20 PM

FUCK DAT ILL TELL U DA BEST WAY TO MAKE FAKE WORK U GIT SOME BEEZ WAX AND BAKING SODA MIX DEM TO GETHA DEN HEAT UNTIL IT BOILS THEN PUT IN FREEZER FOR 1 HOUR I KNOW IVE MADE ABOUT SIX HUNDRED ALREADY AND I JUS STARTED DIS WEEK

by truble at September 16, 2005 11:10 PM

holy fuck u guys all suck ahah!, first of all, all the people up therre that are posing as gangsters can fuck off!, ur makin the real ones look like fags, im 14, yess a lil kiddy pie, hahaha laugh, but truth is, u gotta be preety fuckin low to sell drugs to lil ones, first of all, ur an adult, get a fuckin job u trailer trash, an second few people acualy fall for shit like this, and if they do, theyr allready fucked up in the head from doin that shit cocain an E! stick to weed an u'll be aight, but dont fuckin sell fake shit, i dont think u should sell period! just grow it urself, u get alot more, an its free! simple as that, throw sum seeds in sum dirt, stick it in soil, put a light over it, water, an tada! ur fuckin rich high!, i think ive proved my point here, so go continue sellin shit to us.

by Robbie at September 18, 2005 6:41 PM

i have tried a method of forging, well cutting cocaine and i found ephedrine does work well, if snorted it gives u a much more intense feeling than cocaine which 2 a novice would make them appreciate the drug a lot more, this means u can double your tunover easily whilst limiting the dose a child would take

by jony at September 19, 2005 12:20 PM

Doing that stuff period is wrong... that is if your caught and I hope anyone doing that is caught because say if the person is allergic to those "drugs" and dies you would be to blame!

by jj220 at September 19, 2005 6:32 PM

DISCLAIMER: The information contained on this post is for educational purpose and should not be acted out. I do not condone in any illegal activities or do not suggest that theese thing's be taken into practice. I AM NOT RESPONCIBLE FOR THE MISUSE OF THIS INFORMATION.

To make fake crack, you need a few things such as Anbesol or Oralgel, saltine crackers, some water, and a source of heat/flame. First, crush up the crackers. Next, get the crackers damp, but not to wet. Now, compress the damp crackers using the Anbesol or oralgel. Last, dry out the "fake crack" and bag. Now that you are equipped with the know how on making fake crack, get out there and make that money. By ripping kid's off you are teaching them a valuable lesson (not to trust anybody selling crack or any drug's period unless you know what your getting). Just for the record selling anything as a drug is illegal it is "distribution and possession of a controlled substance and possession with intent to sell an imitation controlled substance". Sometimes it's pieces of soap, potato or dry wall intended to look like the illegal drug, to rip off a potential buyer. A judge in Ohio's Stark County sentenced a Massillon man to 11 years in prison Tuesday for selling fake cocaine to an undercover police officer. Kenyan Chandler, 22, was convicted of cocaine trafficking after selling a small bag of bogus crack -- actually baking soda -- in July. DISCLAIMER: The information contained on this post is for educational purpose and should not be done. I do not condone in any illegal activities or do not suggest that theese thing's be taken into practice. I AM NOT RESPONCIBLE FOR THE MISUSE OF THIS INFORMATION.

by WeEdMaNiNmIsSoUrI at October 3, 2005 4:19 PM

yo....ive read all of yalls comments and nobody has really figured out how to make fake crack....why make it ....just cut up some soap and bag it up and ur on ur way to the south side

by smoknbd247 at October 13, 2005 3:13 AM

yo....ive read all of yalls comments and nobody has really figured out how to make fake crack....why make it ....just cut up some soap and bag it up and ur on ur way to the south side

by smoknbd247 at October 13, 2005 3:13 AM

you nigga's aint from da hood, thats the only reason you getting away wit dis shit...slang dem fake rocks up in northern va's/dc hoods, yall niggas wont even last a second

by natedagreat at October 22, 2005 1:40 AM

wow..... i can't believe what I am reading. wtf...
is that the way you were taught how to spell? Anyone who types like that is a little bitch. "da hood" "wit dis shit"...
I mean, its probably harder to type that way, isnt it? So why do you do it, unless you want people to see you're a cheap-ass wanksta. Fuck all of you bitches

by ihatewiggers at October 25, 2005 3:07 PM

its not like people are gonna tell if its fake by the way it looks,its the smell dumbass,if your making fake weed you better burn a leaf and get the smoke on that organo or your fucked man.

by stephen at December 1, 2005 4:38 PM

I think it is a good ideal to sell somthing that is fake to a teen they would think that there high but there not becaues you just sold them fake shit.

by Jeff at December 21, 2005 12:28 PM

Some folks taste it. I suspect suger would taste a bit different, nor would it give you a "high" unless you ate it. They'ld just come back, pissed as hell, and beat you to kingdom come.

by Clonereject1138 at December 21, 2005 5:22 PM

YO ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE FAKE COCANE IS BAKING SODA A POT OF HOT WATTER AND SOME ICE CUBES
PUT THE BAKING SODA IN THE POT OF HOT WATTER WAIT 5 SCEONDS THEN PUT IN THE ICE CUBES TO MAKE IT GOOD PUT SOME TIOLONALL IN TI

by ICE-MAN at December 26, 2005 9:36 PM

HERE IS SOME MORE ADVICE OK
KEEP IT LOW ALYS HAVE YOUR PRODUCT IN YOUR POCKETS WHEN YOUR SELLING YOUR SHIT
ALYS HAVE A WEPON ON YOU
DONT ADVERTISE YOUR STUFF OR YOUR JOB
AND ALYS HAVE YOUR HED UP FOR THE 5/0 (POLECE)

by ICE-MAN at December 26, 2005 11:14 PM

ur all gay
flamong homos
YO IM FUCKIN 16 ND I HAVE A FUCKING JAGUAR JUST FROM SELLING 2 BUSTERS
thas wat its about dod, download tha 10 crack commandments, hear it, nd ull make doh

by 10 crack commandments at January 5, 2006 6:27 PM

be real safe bout what kids u rip off alot of us are armed and dont play around

by chirs at January 6, 2006 12:40 PM

FUCK ALL YALL NIGGAZ
305 MIA ALL THE WAY BABY
STOCK ISLAND CHICOS BITCH

by stock island at January 22, 2006 11:25 AM

y'all nigga's is dumb as hell. if you knew your shit you woudlnt havta slang nun fake product cuz youd have the hooks ta pik iy up at a hella nice price. like me, importin shit from str8 frum Columbia. i be makin ten G's a day/. y'all need ta get some lives n stop talkin about how to burn kids. cuz kids these days, they aint kids no more. they probly know more about there shit than all y'all suckas do.
keep it real y'all.

by Illinlikavillin at January 23, 2006 10:40 PM

wow .... the most ignorant site i've ever seen, entertaining though. 11yr olds smokin crack? the knee-groh's talking about "i cant afford an OZ of coke" lmaoooo fuckin morons....if you degenerates can manage to operate a PC why not look for a job so u can save and purchase an oz of the cheech?

by JF™ at February 2, 2006 1:06 AM

10g's a day? look at this mope i accidentally came to this site and your a millionaire lol idiots...... the strong move quiet, the weak start riots..... dumb neggah

by JF™ at February 2, 2006 1:09 AM

wel iv'e read all of the comments lol, there are some fucking weirdo's. i dont mean to sound like some "gangsta" because it's stupid, half of these comments are stupid! im 15 and ive done weed and coke and trying to sell me fake drugs would be stupid, its so easy to tell the difference. i dont do coke every day because it is too expensive and i have dealed when my dealer has asked me to and iv'e dealed to kids my age and they know more about it than most adults! the best thing to do is just sell the real stuff, then there arent any arguments, no one is going to get shot and the police arent going to be involved etc (usually). if you are wanting to make a bit of profit then try mixing your coke with a bit of baking powder and vitamin B2. and for weed, use mainly bush but put a few buds in aswel (so it smells a bit stronger), also grind the weed your'e selling, you can put less weed in a bag and say "it only looks like a bad deal because its grinded and is more compact.

by ste at February 13, 2006 6:53 PM

HMM,IM WORKING IN SOCIAL BUREAU AND SEE THIS LITTLE 13 years old DUMBASSES every day again and again when they come to here and want money for eating and living. This Poeple never work one day in live and think they can do like this for ever. Sitting here and Screaming, a handfull of Live like my 13 year old own daughter.
When i read this postings here from this little fuckers i will take them hard, because every day some of them still dying here on streets and we can pay for.

Sorry poeple, but when u see this every day again and again and read here this stupid postings from DEREK and others.
Dumbass Derek, nobody has finished with drugs on 13 years, ok

by PsychoDad at February 18, 2006 3:19 PM

Wow PsychoDad, you've taken the English language to new heights of terror. What does 'take them hard' mean? Are you talking about taking drug dealers hard, or thirteen year old girls?

by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at February 18, 2006 3:40 PM

Aw damn it, I should have left it a day before replying, it would have been a year ago exactly that I last posted in this thread. :(

by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at February 18, 2006 3:43 PM

yo you guys just fukin pis me of.f im in school rite now just mesin around n i see this sht i bet u guys on here r fukin fagots who aint even seen rocks or weed in ur life. You guys are just fukin retarted sayin im gonna come kill u im strapped. Ya u probubly strapped wit a didlo you fukin gay ass fucks. Fukin u guys dnt know shit bout bein in da hood. And i aint gonna say i am either cause im not frontin to be sum hardcore gangsta who willl shoot some one over cocain icing. N u sell me fake shit ill learn a lesson. A lesson in how to hide a body. You guys aint for real so stops fukin frontin u are. Damn now i sell cocaine, pussys and cocaine icing wont fukin work u dip shit thats a good way to get shot. u just pussys afraid of makin some actual money. I got 2 krack strikes and im on probation for posseion and intent to distribut for weed. I had a mad fukin money. I had guns too. like the kind that kill people for u pussys out ther.Id bet money on the fact u pussy ass punk bitches dont know shit bout guns. Like how much power is behing a 357 magnum. Or even how to load a gun. u fukin piss me off u pussy ass bitch fucks frontin lik ur from da hood. Go to compton LA or harlem of brooklyn u wuld shit ur self just walkin in ther pussys. You guys shuld just go bak to tryin to find she males in chat rooms and stop frontin lik u know shit.

by the only real dealer in this punk bitch place at February 25, 2006 2:14 PM

oh ya and jf go fuck ur self cheech id for weed u dumb shit

by the only real dealer in this punk bitch place at February 25, 2006 2:19 PM

n just to talk to all the poser ass bitch pussys. yo 10 crack comandment your seelin coke of the ten KRACK commendents song. A. ive never heard of a bitch makin a deal off a song dumbass. B. Krack and cocaine are two fukin different things pussy ass fuck. and C. Two jaguars off two bustas r u fukin kidding me cause thats funny. Ive never heard someone say sumtin that funny before. if you mean wut i think you mean then that is funny cause either you mean two suckas or Butsas is another word for bump wich is a the smallest aount of cocaine you can buy you stupid fuck so unless your buyin jaguars $20 a piece your a fukin lier you bitch. aight Ihatewigger we got sumtin in common i hate wiger bitches who dont know wut they doin. I also hate pussy ass goodie two shoe fucks who dont belong wher they lookin. This is a place for people who want to make fake snow n u correctin us on are grammer yo wut did ur dad bang your head againt the head board to hard or are you just reatarded YO GET THE FUCK OUTA HEAR YOU LITLLE BITCH AND GO SUCK SO MORE DICK FOR BETER GRADES. aight and for the fukas who think they know wut they talkin bout listin to clonereject118 cause he said the smartest thing ive read so far.evry buyer n dealer knows u taste the krack or coce before you buy it. for real fuck u posers

by the only real dealer in this punk bitch place at February 25, 2006 2:41 PM

Wtf ...Ok everyone, i just spent my whole hour readin all your comments, and they are all fuckin Bulshit. WTF, first of all, If I would be selling Coke I wouldnt tell you cuz it would be in my own risk,, second, lal you fuckers that keep talking about gangsta shit, u dont know shit, If you a gangsta you dont say you are, You fuckin keep quite. And if ur not and your saying you are, your makin the :real" Gangsta feel bad. OK, if you want to me make money, dont try seling drugs, it will one day get u in shit, if its not the first time then it will be later, but u will get in shit. You wnna make money? ok, its too long to explain but if y'all wanna know the real way how to, send me questions on this email, haykdilanyan@gmail.com, ill tell u everything u ned to know ( if its under my knowledge. )

If u want to sell fake Cocaine, ok, ur deal, but make sure it acctualy looks real, make sure ur sellin it to kids smaller then u or ur age, and make sure you got a gun, make sure ou have back up. And please, if the guy buyinit gives u problems, Kick his fuckin ass, if he goes to the POlice, what hte fuck is he gonna say, I wa Buying Cocaine....? Anyways You never had real coke in the first place, and if u have any suspicion if lcops are folowing u, trash all teh shit u got.
All you guys probobly know most of wha tim saying, it simple shit, Im just saying this for hte dumbasses who dont know shit. So dont coment back saying hat im a fuckin dumb ass thats saying shitpeople already know,

Anyways, Email me at haykdilanyan@gmail.com for good money makin ways,

by DonDilanyan at February 26, 2006 8:58 AM

All of yall probably some dumb retarts trying to act hard. Go and get some pussy.

by jeff at March 4, 2006 7:43 PM

jesus crist .! man Basil looks like weed ...and when its in the baggie it smells like herbes (because it is) but when you roll it up and light it on fire it smells like weed.....it is funny as hell try it...i garentee you'll be like wtf!? it has to be basil tho...the guy that said have a gun and sell it to people smaller than you ;)

by guy in nova scotia canada at March 6, 2006 6:25 PM

well i think its a good idea and many dumb ass kids that think they know so much about drugs will fall for it and it shows just how much they know but you wouldnt be able to shit me that way (BUT I WOULDNT DO THAT SHIT TO ANYONE YOU KNOW)

by Marvolous at March 12, 2006 9:31 PM

The only real dealer in this punk bitch place, man, ur right about dealin tha real shit, thats tha way ta b, and if sum1 was sellin me fake shit, i'd know on tha spot, and beat tha shit outta tha asshole who tried 2 sell it to me, oh, and that guy was talkin about makin enough cash 4 a jaguar by sellin to bustas, like dumb pussies, not amounts of coke...tha kid who said thats lien tho, ya, tha 10 crack commandments is a good song, and has sum good advice, but u aint makin no cash for a jaguar from listenin to that song, fuckin fake ass bitch...

by Killaz669 at March 14, 2006 11:22 PM

fuck you all, why dont you stop fucking burning people and sell them some good shit, then the people will come back to you more and you will make more money you fuckin junkies

by bob at March 20, 2006 11:14 PM

First off, I'll kill all of you, who type like this: Diz bee ma mack foo.
Faggots. Go to school, learn grammar.
Get your face out of the gutter, you fucking imbeciles.
Stop degrading this country, your family and the people around you.
Oh, and P.S. if someone sold me fake drugs, I would have them taken care of.
Don't fuck with me.

by Benbaleet at March 23, 2006 10:43 PM

1. BASIL does not smell like marijuana AT ALL, nor does the smoke of marijuana smell like burning BASIL, therefore "guy in nova scotia canada" has NO idea what hes talking about, must be a 7th grade child.
2. SUGAR will NEVER EVER pass as cocaine, no matter what its mixed with, cocaine has a BITTER taste; sugar is sweet, therefore 60% of this forum that specified SUGAR is a good substitue for cocaine is also a 7th grade child brainwashed by street culture that they know nothing about.
3. Whoever said something about ice cubes + baking soda makes crack? Oh my jesus....I have nil to say about that genius idea on the subject of chemistry.
4. People in the criminal underworld do not need to sell fake drugs, nor do they congregate on the internet on subjects like this, therefore 100% of people on this forum saying they are dope boys.....ARE NOT!
5. Illinlikavillin, you dont import cocaine from colombia, colombian cartels wouldnt have anything to do with you, this is based on the fact that they want you to move their product, 10,000$ a day is not even close to the volume they would require you to move. You are a liar.
6. ICE-MAN states, always keep your product in your pockets.....well what else would you do with it...walk around with your sack in your hand, youd have junkies following you around the block for a mile, not to mention the police, You are ignorant.
7.Burning your customers isnt smart, you will get turned in, the police will put you on an AOC (apprehend on contact list), you will eventaully get beat up, robbed, maimed, or killed. People dont play when they want their drugs, some suffer from cocaine induced psychosis, and will do anything including blowing your brains out all over the street for revenge. Also ripping off a customer ensures that they will never call you again, and this means youll be on a never ending search for clientel, eventually youll run into undercovers, and will go down to county lock up for promotion/production false narcotics.

Final Point: All of the people that are posting their email address up and asking about how to make fake crack.....please stop this insanity, you make yourself look stupid.

That is all.

by You arent drug dealers at March 26, 2006 6:46 AM

there is no way to make fake crack, i mean u can bag somethin up that looks similar to it, but if your gonna do that then get the people who are driving and want a lot, make some quick cash and buy the real deal. don't sell to the ones who are always around cause you can use them once your on your feet with the real shit. 2nd never put it in your pocket, thats the dummest shit i've ever heard and never keep it at the crib, stash it and stash it safe...seriously, custies are always watching no matter what time it is, and keep the stones in your mouth and always carry a 1/4 water with ya, you never know when u gotta swallow it and have a belly full of water so it comes back up easy. and don't forget, if you got that straight raw and you makin a lot of doe, always have a burner on you cause you wasn't there 1st and now u makin all of there money, keep that shit with you every day like your ID, you never know when they'll confront ya

by I show u how to do this son at March 29, 2006 5:20 PM

you all are fukin stooped im 14 and i can tell the difrinc beetween all that shit you want muny get a job even i have a jog you people can kiss my ass if whut your doing werks you must of sold to a firt timer or thay wher dum as fuck or all redy hiy on sumthing

by bob at March 30, 2006 9:20 PM

... Why are people reposting the same banter over and over?

"im 5 yrs n i kan tel teh difernc betwin rel n facke1!231"

That's nice, no one cares and no one's impressed. This was posted... four years ago? Get over it.

by Isosceles at April 1, 2006 4:49 PM

you all are dumb as fuck so get that through your heads now who ever sayed its illegal fuck them its only illegal if u get cought so stay on your grind boys and gurls

by #1 hustler at April 4, 2006 2:39 PM

"YOU ARENT DRUG DEALERS"3-26-06
mAIN THAT'S tHE REALeAST sHIT ANYoNE hAS WROTE ON THIS
MO FO WEAk Ass PAGe

by IROC at May 19, 2006 5:37 PM

im a teen and ma m8s smoke coke so i can sell it to thm cheerz m8

by david at May 21, 2006 8:15 AM

selling fake drugs is good, you just gotta travel, see you at the next festival or concert suckers.

by youve been fucked haha at May 24, 2006 9:26 AM

First of all eff u were a kid onc e ur a big dumbass
any teen would know how the shit smells or looks like
u might be able to trick a 10 year old but i don't think ther into drugs

by Trimz at May 25, 2006 5:28 PM

I'm 16, i'm not a drug dealer, and I don't say I'm one. But I've made pretty good money off of selling fake shit to stupid kids around my school, and it doesn't make me feel guilty at all because you shouldn't go into a drug deal without knowing what you're doing. It's just stupid. If you don't think you can handle it, send in a friend. It's 100% your own fucking fault if you get sold fake shit. So don't whine to these people who are posting on a site that is made for people who like fucked up shit like this that it's bad karma and it's mean. Fuck yourselves.

by bang at June 3, 2006 2:03 AM

Why get complicated in this stuff all you need to do is get some " NO DOZ". Just make sure they dont shoot it because if you give them no doze exspecially to stupid little kids or adults they wont know the difference.

by tootsie at June 10, 2006 5:44 PM

Just wasting a few seconds of my life to tell you: You're all retards!

by JasonL at June 16, 2006 3:47 AM

yall wanna kno sumtin yall niggas strait trippin fool. y dont u get some mother fucking money and sell the fucking reel think instead of making it in your fucking parents house were ur still probably living in, ill fucking kill all u niggas in a heart beat . u stupid crazy ass mother fuckers

by jaydog at June 20, 2006 11:52 AM

THE_UNKOWN knows his shit and i am going to try his process to see what happens because it sounds very convincing! cheers bud

by James Loves Coke at June 21, 2006 8:22 PM

OK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...................DRUGS ARE DRUGS N IF SOMEONE DOSNT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE BUYING, THEN FUCK THEM....THEYRE GIVING THE MONEY TO SOME1 THEY DONT KNOW SO WHY DOS IT MATTER.....THE GENIOUS OF THIS WEBSITE IS IN FOOOLING DUMBASSES WHICH SADLY ARE FOUND EVERYWHERE, INTO BUYING FAKE DRUGS....ITS LIKE MIX SOME WEED WITH SOME WHATEVER LOOKS LIKE IT!!! YOU GET THE SMELL N THE FEELING N MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$....THANK GOD FOR THE DUMBASSES.... bosnian 4 lifE...................SMOTANI LJUDI, JEBEM VAM SVIMA MATER PEDERSKU....

by vi ste svi smotani at August 19, 2006 12:32 AM

Kids are smart. I'm 17 and I always make sure I get what I paid for. I always double check it / double weigh it (is a drug from the plantie kingdom. i don't do coke. And if you did happen to sell me or any other teen something fake.. you might have something coming; maybe that kid will return with 15 of he buddys and just beat the crap out of you, maybe he might find out where you live and do property damage.

Also... what if you sold some kid a pill that was bought over the counter and it contains a substance that he is allergic to in it... you might have a dead child on your hands.

Nothing always goes exactly how you planned it. Realize it and support it.

There is always risk involved weather you are dealing with teens or elders.

by Matt at August 25, 2006 4:24 PM

i think this whole thing is stupid , i did 6 years for drug sales wether its real or fake it go's against god will for us wake up kids if u use u lose

by upstate ny at August 29, 2006 1:06 PM

when i wuz a teen... sh*t man i got burned!... It aint no big thang...what goes around mo fukin comes around...so now it theyr turn....u all IS a bunch of Puss-Ass Biotches!

by NinInchliaN at August 31, 2006 5:57 PM

ey ma nigas if some sucka punch ass motha fuck is stupid enogh to buy da drugs then they sure in da hell deserve da fack shit if eny niga tried sellin me some fack shit i blow they head off chik chik bang bang

by G at September 2, 2006 12:53 AM

Hey i went to this site cus my friend brandon gave me some fake coke
i asked my friend and he thinks its crushed advil
i was fooled cus when i tasted it i was bitter and made my tung* (bad spelling) numb
i just did some more to make sure yea its crushed advil =(
It does make u fell lighheaded and i felt a little high for 3 seconds so it could have a little of coke in it iv never done real coke enlles if this is coke
=s
thx for reading !

by Damian at September 19, 2006 9:15 PM

You sad fucks the lot of you inward looking flag waving look at me cunts! you make me laugh and puke and very glad I am NOT an american

by wazza at September 21, 2006 1:16 AM

Like you limey "the sun never sets on the B.E." alcoholic cunts are so much
fuckin' better! ~{]*[}~

by Verbal ASSLT at September 22, 2006 10:41 PM

Me and my friend was going to make fake crack and then try to sell it.
but then when i read this i didn't want to anymore
and so didn't my friend
so thanks!
~unknown~

by unknown lol at October 6, 2006 2:13 AM

Bruv, reppin for the UK here. Passin off fake drugs works. I no. But if you mug off the wrong person then your going to get fucked right over. Someone mugged me off once so I waited for the guy at night, knocked on his door then when he answered I smashed his head in with a bat and nicked all his real gear n shit. Think smart and you won't get caught.
Selling fake drugs is great for people who know what they are doing. But the stupid and inexperienced are the ones who get caught. So now i'm going to make myself some dollar buy passin off paracetemol as sniff! CHOUMON MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by Leo at October 24, 2006 5:57 AM

OH BY THE WAY, ALL YOUR MUMS ARE A BUCH OF ORCS!!!!!!!!!!!

by Leo at October 24, 2006 6:05 AM

ummm i really want to sell drugs to make money im 14 i tried with one of the drug deales on my block but that was only for one day. if u want me to help email me at poopoohandnene@yahoo.com ight luv u

by Taneisha Anderson at October 26, 2006 10:49 PM

does anyone know what i could sell as fake weed that smells like it and looks like it. if so email me and tell me at heretic1771@yahoo.com
thanks

by Johnny Ganja Seed at November 2, 2006 10:47 AM

does anyone know what i could sell as fake weed that smells like it and looks like it. if so email me and tell me at heretic1771@yahoo.com
thanks

by Johnny Ganja Seed at November 2, 2006 10:47 AM

man all yah kids are fuckeed rite up.....man dawg yah don wanna enter tha game cuz the game is rite fucked up one wrong move and ur dead no matter what yall do jus 1 lil mistake and yah dead...but also see yah point of sellin shit cuz yah need to do what u need to do to survive thats how i started but nah it aint cool ne more knowin yah a walkin dead man and tha worst is when they get after yah family don wnat that cuz fam is everythin tha only thing yah got if yah no what i mean

by rob at November 11, 2006 5:25 PM

Man cuz wat it do ya dig fuck it sellin drugs was tha best thang eva till ya get caught and fa all yall pussy ass niggas tryin to sell fake shit dat a get ya ass caught up an dead ya dig this comin from tha hardest mothafuckin dopedeala in Mexia Texas NiggaZ I dun did 20 years in Huntzville ova a dopecase tha shit is a serious industry and 1 mo thing befo I bounce Ima fuck any niggga up dat try to get ova some fake dope on me square bizz BLOODZ 4 LIFE YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lil k at November 17, 2006 4:44 PM

by lil k at November 17, 2006 4:45 PM

anyone tell me how to make some fake weed that smells dank and can be pakced into a nug?

by anon at November 18, 2006 9:32 PM

Ok, so I have been doing this for the longest so listen good. Coke as we all know comes from the coca plant, get some salvia divornorum seeds, plant, grow, gets you high and you can scrape the stems on the inside and just like coke appears.

by coca dude at November 20, 2006 5:30 PM

Yeah karma is a bitch and fake dope is fucked if your gonna do it do it right or don't do it at all

by DankdUbs at November 24, 2006 5:24 PM

just jack a mother fucker. you stoopid fucks.
advertise the street for a cheap QP dont even bother making up some bonk shit. just roll with mr. 357. and take what ever the fuck you want. then what you bitches gonna do. not a damn thing. talk hard as you want you wont ever want to come lookin for the feer i put into your bitch ass....
and thats word

by funnyman at January 19, 2007 5:16 AM

Ya mothafuckers are dumb asses for trying to sell fake shit to people.

by Porky at January 21, 2007 3:45 PM

U ARE A FUCKIN GENIUS I VE SOLD LOADS 2 THESE DUMB KIDS THEY THINK ITS DRUGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by RAVI at February 2, 2007 8:06 AM

i sold some fake shit to some seiors yeser day and they thout it was some shit and im a freshmen dumbasses

by bobo at February 7, 2007 8:31 PM

DUMB AZZ WE ANT STUPIED TAT SHIT U SAYN IZ SO FUKN STUPIED!! I NOW I WOULDNT B BUYN NO DAMN DRUGS POTIN BLACK SO GET DA FUK OUT HERE WIT DAST SHIT SON!!!
RHB 4LIFE AND IM OUT

by jasi at February 14, 2007 9:56 PM

IF ANY ONE IS INTERESTED ON HOW TO PASS OFF HALLUCINOGENIC SHROOMS THAT AREN'T REAL PSYLOCIBIN, BUT DO WORK-EMAIL ME. I HAVE DONE THIS FOR SEVERAL YEARS AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A COMPLAINT. THEY ARE REAL SHROOMS, BUT THERE ARE A COUPLE OF ADDITIVES INFUSED TO MAKE THEM ONE OF THE BEST TRIPS A PERSON WILL EVER HAVE. THE POSSESSION OF THESE SHROOMS IS PERFECTLY LEGAL IN THE U.S. UNITED STATES CITIZENS ARE FREE TO BUY THEM WITHOUT REPROCUSSION FROM THE LAW. I HAVE NEVER HAD A COMPLAINT FROM ANY PERSON I HAVE DEALT TO. I GIVE THESE TO MY BEST FRIEND-I WOULDN'T FUCK MY BEST FRIEND. ADDITIONALLY, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE FAKE METH EASILY, BUT WORKS JUST AS WELL AS THE REAL STUFF-EMAIL ME. I HAVE SPENT COUNTLESS HOURS AND EFFORTS RESEARCHING WHAT COMBINATIONS OF ADDITIVES THAT MUST BE INFUSED TO INCORPORATE THE FEELINGS ASSOCIATED WITH THE METH HIGH. THESE ARE NOT DIFFICULT WAYS IN ANY MEANS. THE DIFFICULT PART IS THE HOURS OF RESEARCH AND TRIAL/METHOD/TIME THAT IS INVOLVED IN FIGURING THESE WAYS OUT. MOST OF THE WAYS AVAILABLE TO MAKE OR OBTAIN THE REAL NARCOTICS ISN'T AN EASY TASK. BUT! THERE IS A SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. ADAPT AND OVERCOME-US MARINE CORPS MOTTO. I WELCOME OTHERS WITH SERIOUS AND LEGITIMATE WAYS TO IMPROVE CURRENT RECIPES OR BRING NEW IDEAS TO ME-I DON'T KNOW IT ALL, BUT TOGETHER WE CAN FIGURE OUT SOME REALLY GREAT WAYS TO BEAT THE SYSTEM AND GET PEOPLE THE HIGH'S THAT THEY SEEK WITHOUT IT COMING BACK TO BIGHT OURSELVES IN THE ASSES. BESIDES, YOU WANT YOUR CUSTOMERS TO COME BACK, SO WE MUST FIGURE OUT WAYS TO DO AS SUCH.

by Eric at March 10, 2007 12:53 AM

all of u NIGGERS out there need 2 b shot if i become prez im going 2 make an open season 4 niggers. o yay allof u r fuking retarded what do u think most of the peps in prison r in 4. p.s. KKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nigger hunter at March 30, 2007 12:20 AM

does anyone no what the difference is between a dead nigger and a dead deer? there are skid marks leading 2 the deer.

by nigger hunter at March 30, 2007 4:14 PM

thats why crackers like you are by ur self u white bitch huneter

by lavon at March 31, 2007 2:21 PM

that isnt what ur mom said. and i bet ur a nigger cuz only a nigger would say something that stupid.

by nigger hunter at March 31, 2007 10:42 PM

penis

by vagina at April 22, 2007 1:19 AM

yall need 2 go head sum were wit dat cuz if yall waz in ma neighbahood u git straight up shot wit yall ugly azz fake dope sooooooo go fuc ur self and never visit this site agean peaze NIGGAZ IM OUTEE GOT SUMTHIN ELSE 2 SAY CALL THIZ # 410 347 1488 CYA

by unda cova freak at April 29, 2007 2:05 PM

and who eva said cracka izzz fo sho a cracka and if yo said nigga yo fo sho iz a nigga aieet im out peez my nigz

by unda cova freak at April 29, 2007 2:08 PM

I agree with alot of people "YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP LIKE A REAL AMERICAN AND GET A JOB" Stop living off my mothers tax money.

by Michael at June 8, 2007 3:36 AM

yall some hoes ESGC 357 nigga whut ill rob a nigga in a fuckin second, fuck makin fake shit just pull the heater cuzzzzzzz Fuck a slob nigga crip gang on u niggaz

by Crip gang at August 16, 2007 6:01 PM

LOL all of you are so so so fucking stupid

by sq at October 31, 2007 11:35 PM

Fake cocain and crack and chit is why when i go out and my coke and stuff the other person best have a little bit so i can snort me a line and then i buy what he has, If it is fake i pull out my 357 and say is this fake or what "Boy".

by CrackHead at November 21, 2007 8:27 AM

hey..i sell cocaine..i make bankin money..i been caught an never snitched..was locked up in juvy only for 2 months..this happened last year..im still on probation and consueling..
one of my customers set me up and snitched on me..so wen i see him bak at a regular school..ima fukkin cut his throat open..snitches get stiches
im 17 now

i actually sell fake cocaine and fake acid to dumb shit white girls that dnt know wat they were buying..sum girl bought 5 dubs off me wen she couldve bought an 8-ball

wat a retard

ne way..i sold tissue paper an said it was acid..sum1 bought it for 15 bucks..im a hustla fo life..these nigga's cant get me

by King Shane at December 9, 2007 6:08 PM

YOU ARE SO STUPID TRYING TO MAKE SOME MONEY OFF TEENAGERS JUST GO GET A JOB IF MONEY THAT BAD AND WELL THER ISNT MUCH TO SAY HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

by M at January 6, 2008 3:56 PM

do you think kids are stupid these days listen to them sometimes they will teach you somethings!

by jb at May 14, 2008 11:12 PM

how to make money off of teenagers

by effenheimer at 03:56 PM on November 23, 2002

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