GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!

by effenheimer at 11:39 AM on November 13, 2002

Frankly, I'm getting a little bored with the strip club scene, man. All these chicks do is whine about how crappy their lives are. I have no doubt their lives suck, they're strippers for Christ sake! If they had any guts they'd be hookers. As it is all the do is dance around for money and they think guys throw money at them because they are pretty or good dancers.

Word to the wise... GUYS DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YOU DANCE! All they care about is that you're sexy and you have a good (read: slutty) attitude. It's a catch-22, the better a girl gets at dancing, the hotter she thinks she is, the less she thinks she needs to do her job, the less money she makes, the worse her dancing gets, the more tired of her customers get, the less it matters HOW GOOD her dancing gets until the next thing you know she is either turning tricks after work or finding nastier and nastier clubs to work at where dancing is the last thing anybody cares about.

BUT, at least I get free pop when I go. Which is nice.