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by mg at 04:07 PM on November 19, 2002
Okay, so it’s obvious by now that I am a big fat liar.
But, come on now, the name of the site is Bad Samaritan, did you expect anything else?
I haven’t written every day. I haven’t even written once since last week. It’s just that I’ve got nothing to say besides being whiny. And I’m really sick of myself whining about being whiney. I also really wish I knew how to spell whiny.
Oh sure, I could go on and on about my exciting life. Waking up in time for the final minutes of Price is Right (“remember to spade or neuter your pets”). Eating cereal for lunch, in my pajamas (which I wont take off all day). Learning about all the little intricacies of each and every one of the adjudicators on the one million Judge shows. Sitting in a darkened room sending out resumes that no one will ever read. Having dinner alone and the falling asleep to the sound of late night reruns, usually not having talked to (or seen) a single live person all day.
Really, why would I do that? You are all so jealous of me already, why would I rub your noses in my glory days?
Still, some of you having been yelling at me to get off my ass, and maybe it really would make me feel better to come here and spew a bit, I will be back. No bold promises about frequency, but I know I feel better just writing now, so guess I do really need this.
comments (6)
Hey! Get off your ass, mister!
*sends guys with strait jacket to mg's apartment*
by Linz at November 19, 2002 4:48 PM
He's not crazy, he just needs a Tyler Durden-type alter ego to make life more bearable.
by Lucy at November 20, 2002 1:31 AM
hello?!?! i tried to drag you out for drinks friday!!!
by überchick at November 20, 2002 2:10 AM
Yeah, and the Tyler Durden alter ego needs to get laid!!
by Linz at November 20, 2002 12:03 PM
mg so does *not* need any more poontang than he already gets. y'all have been suckered.
by Eviltom at November 20, 2002 2:17 PM
I don't know what you are talking about Tom, I'm still saving it for marriage.
by mg at November 20, 2002 2:40 PM