Bobo gets a booboo

by effenheimer at 11:14 AM on November 26, 2002

Bobo got a wart on one of his fingers. Which one is not important but it probably had something to do with a stripper... but that's another story.

Anyway, you know how you have that favorite glass that only you drink out of? It's YOUR freaking glass and everybody knows it. Mine was a Sam's Hamburgers cup. A cheap ass plastic cup from the fast food joint I worked at in high school. It was a limited edition because the place didn't exist any more. I could have taken as many as I wanted, but I was young and only stole one. So I had my reasons for thinking it special.

Normally, roommates wouldn't touch a cup like this if it belonged to someone else. They wouldn't even think of drinking out of it in front of you let alone doing anything as disgusting as SOAKING A FUCKING WART IN IT!

I swear to god that bastard was sitting there soaking his baseball glove sized hand in my personal glass. I cussed that bitch out good.

The thing that really churns my butter is the fucker acted like I was the one who was fucking mental. Am I like the only person in the world that thinks warts are fucking disgusting? My god, if you have to soak a wart there are ways to do it without using any kind of dish used for the consumption of food or beverages.

How about standing over the sink for five fucking minutes? Is that too much to ask? How about using one of your own fucking glasses? How about a disposable cup?

And you know the really funny thing about Bobo was that he was an honor's student with a 4.0 in high school.