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she had no idea what love's about 'cept the one o'clock call on the casting couch
by mg at 12:44 PM on October 28, 2002
I’ve got nothing to say today, so it occurred to me that maybe it’s time to add a little new blood into the mix here.
Besides for Linz, who I adore with all my heart, I haven’t added a soul since the whole Next Generation thing way back in February. We all know how that turned out. Not that I don’t love those guys, but only ten posts in the last 4 months? That’s even worse than the old time Samaritans (who aren’t exactly setting the world on fire here either).
I put out a call for new authors a couple months ago, but I was going through sort of a rough period in my life. The hourly crying jags really prevented me following up on the people who showed interest in the manner required (i.e. simply returning any of their emails).
But, now life is going a little bit better (crying jags only once a day), and I think I’m in a much better mental state to put out a call for new authors and actually following up on it. So, yeah, if you are interested in contributing to Bad Samaritan, drop me a line with a little info about you, a URL if you’ve got one, and 30 kilos on uncut heroin.
comments (7)
You should try to recruit Juan Diego Garcia from the Amazon.com reviews section. Did you click on the link to read all this over reviews? They're generally pretty funny and strange.
Unrelated note... DUDE, you only get crying jags once a day now? Lucky bastard. Excuse me while I go cry.
by Eviltom at October 28, 2002 1:45 PM
Hmmm, I wonder how I made it through the torrential downpour of your crying to the sunny land of your website?
You guys are a bunch of pussies.
by Linz at October 28, 2002 2:03 PM
You wanna fight?
by Eviltom at October 28, 2002 2:53 PM
Pussies? They aren't the ones who wipe their ass with pre-moistened bath tissue.
by MrBlank at October 28, 2002 3:30 PM
I don't though! I just fantasize about it.
I wipe my ass with sandpaper! Sandpaper, I say!
I'll beat up the lot of ya!
by Linz at October 28, 2002 4:06 PM
Sandpaper. Sandpaper!? Shit, you must like it rough in the ass. If this is true, you're pretty tough then, I'd have to admit.
by Eviltom at October 28, 2002 4:17 PM
Though I think Linz could probably take him in a fight, I think Tom probably likes it rougher in the ass.
by mg at October 28, 2002 4:42 PM