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by mg at 08:59 AM on October 03, 2002

Today is Bad Samaritan's second anniversary.

I'd meant to get so much done for this occasion, but life, indecision, and the stars got in the way.

I implemented a half-assed new design, which is just temporary, since no on really seemed to like it all that much. I just wanted to get something up, since I was thinking about it and thinking about it so much. Now, I can not think of it for a while, which will free up my mind for important things, like sex.

And, surely, as soon as I stop fretting about the desing, some brilliant idea will occur to me, like producing adult footy-pajamas for that nostalgic 20 something market.

At this point, there are four different designs floating around on various pages of the site. There is this, and this, that, and what you are looking at now. Eventually, very soon hopefully, I'll get my shit together and get everything all pretty and nice and uniform. Although, maybe there is some value in what is going on now. It's sort of like archeology, what with the soil layers differentiating different epochs. Or something.

What I did for last year's anniversary was to wrap up a bunch of the hanging questions of the previous year. I didn't get around to that this time. There are a couple things I can think of off the top of my head to answer, and I will, but maybe it might just be more fun to have you all ask me questions about things, and I'll answer them.

Cool? Ask your questions in the comments, and I'll get right to them.

comments (11)

Well, someone had already asked this question before, but you didnt answer (even tho you promised you'd get to it!)... What ever happened to the Summer of Not Being Afraid To Make A Fool of Yourself? What foolery went down?

Also, why dont you write the Bad Advice column any more? That one was so funny.

Also, what's a homograph, and can you please give 2 examples.

by Eviltom at October 3, 2002 10:10 AM


My questions are still the same:

1) "Horrorscopes:Astrology For The Criminally Insane" (Why no 3rd installment?)

2) Your answer to "Blog About Purple Prose"

3) The first question mentioned in the comment above.

I want answers, dammit!!

by Lucy at October 3, 2002 1:14 PM


Oh, also

Hurray!! 2 years of BS and still more to come!!

by Lucy at October 3, 2002 1:20 PM


That "who do you think I am" post... you never said if any of us were right or not on our assessments of you.

Also, what's your favorite cheese?

by Linz at October 3, 2002 1:36 PM


(besides space, of course)

by Linz at October 3, 2002 1:37 PM


I too would like more Bad Advice, though I realize you need readers to submit requests for that to work.

Also, my sink is clogged, what should I do?

by space at October 3, 2002 2:18 PM


I'll answer those questions (and more) a bit later. As for Bad Advice, I've found a way around that. I'll be posting a new one some time later today or tomorrow. Re: Horrorscopes, thats a bit tougher; I ran out of top-of-mind scary movies and serial killers to reference. Since you've been so instistent about that, I'll work on it.

by mg at October 3, 2002 4:30 PM


On the main bad sam logo, how come the tagline says "Last in line for the nobel peace PRICE..." instead of PRIZE?

by Eviltom at October 3, 2002 6:33 PM


What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Well, somebody had to ask.

by Muad'Dib at October 3, 2002 11:45 PM


"I'll be posting a new one some time later today or tomorrow." -- mg, 10/03/2002

Hmm... today is 10/05/2002... I dont see a new Bad Advice post anywhere. mg has lied to us yet again.

by Eviltom at October 5, 2002 6:02 PM


Found you by doing a search for "footy pajamas." Do you know? Were they called Dr. Den's . . . can't seem to come up with the name for the pjs we wore as kids. And I know they had a name.

by Michele at October 20, 2003 12:49 PM


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