touch me again for the words that you'll hear evermore

by mg at 12:03 PM on September 23, 2002

There are a couple of older posts that for some reason still get a lot of comments. The World’s Largest Penis one being a good example of a post that is a year and a half old, but still gets a couple new comments a week. The better example, however, is all the Osama bin Laden Nude stuff, which, every day, gets at least one new comment.

I think it’s strange, considering I haven’t done a new one in nearly a year, and they were all just such toss offs to begin with. I was trying to make light of a situation that was infinitely unfunny, and at the time, it worked.

Over the past year, though, it’s turned into something completely different and ugly. People have taken those posts as an excuse to be racist, xenophobic, or offensively anti-American. On both sides of the issue, the only common thread is overwhelming ignorance and total lack of any grammatical capability. Most of the comments have been amusing, some infuriating, some upsetting, but all in all, I’ve been able to ignore them. But, over the weekend, this post received a comment I just couldn’t ignore:

hi everyone, a pretty heated debate going on here. Well one thing's for sure. America is a coutry of stoopid people (no spelloing mistakes there, ur just so stoopid). You think you control everything in the whole goddamn world. You treat people from other races, cultures, countries like shit. You guys are not even americans actually. You are people who ran away from europe and settled in america after crushing the original inhabitants (What the stoopid columbus, a european, thought were indians). So stupidity just runs in ur blood, you can't help it. You are invaders, u r marauders. First you create terrorists fro your short term gains and when those same terrorists fuck other people you are happy. But when they fuck you in the place where it hurts the most you say you have been wronged. Again not your fault, you are just stoopid. It runs into your blood. Well "me" what happened to ur parenst cannot be justified. It wasn't theirs or ur fault that they died. Nothing can justify their deaths. But don't you think you are fortunate considering that there are many children in Iraq and in Palestine who died cuz their parents (who were also innocent by the way) also died just because a stoopid country of invaders thought Iraq should be punished for stopping it from getting free oil by armtwisting the weak arab nations. Well u r fortunate that u and ur brothers were born in america and not in iraq otherwise you would not have had the opportunity to answer ur brothers.Well actually you cannot help it, cuz you cannot see all this. This comes on account of ur being stoopid. And mind me, you have still not learnt from ur mistakes, cuz you guys are stoopid. You still think america is invincible. Actually osama bin laden is ur friend. He wants you to wake up from ur sleep and change ur attitude. He wants you to realize that u r not invincible. If u think terrorism is something other countries have to face, and something that u only watch about on CNN. He wants u to realize that you can be buttfucked anytime anywhere too, with the menace of terrorism.But u will never get this. ur just too stoopid. you have always been this way. It 's not ur fault, it's in ur blood. All I have to say is stop meddling in other people's businesses and do ur own work. Stop exploiting people and countries. Leave the continent of america and hand it over to the real inhabitants. Go back to europe and try to improve urself. Just try to become human beings. I know you won't get it. Ur just stoopid. It's in ur blood. And all u guys who keep saying you hate osama. Are u stoopid or what, hehe. Do u even have the idea what ur saying. That guy has a whole nation ,which calls itself the superpower, on it's toes. Americans are afraid cuz they are hated everywhere. Americans are jittery with the thought of going through another terrorist attacks. All americans think about is osama. They have him as the only topic of discussion. Stop this senseless osama bashing and look into urself. What you have done and what you have become. Only then can u solve ur problems. There is no other way. I am not a sympathizer of osama or a hater of america. I am just a person who loves humanity and the earth. I want people to survive on this planet as a race. Stop hating each other. Try to live in harmony with people who are different in the world. World is full of diversity. You have to appreciate that and try to live with it. But ofcourse I do not expect you to see any of this. Cuz ur just too stoopid. As a race, and as humans. U r a shame on society. May God Help you by giving you sense.

I’m still not really sure whether to get angry or to laugh out loud. How about you?