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by mg at 12:08 PM on September 16, 2002

I had a dream.

Two dreams, actually, last night.

In the first of my unconscious double feature I was a Harry Potteresque witch. I guess, since I’m a dude, I’d be a warlock. Don’t want to offend any of my wican peeps. I don't really remember the plot of the dream, other than that I was running around doing lots of magik’s.

It was sort of like a Hollywood blockbuster, there were lots of explosions and special effects, for no apparent reason other than to have a lot of explosions and special effects. Actually, I think the magic was just an excuse for me to ride one of these. That hypothesis seems especially true in light of my second dream.

And, speaking of second dreams, it is pretty weird that I remember even one dream in a night, much less two. I think it might have something to do with the copious amounts of red wine I consumed last night (8 or 9 glasses in only about 3 hours), which is also strange, considering how much I hate the taste of wine.

At any rate, the second dream, like the fist, didn't follow much of a discernable storyline. It involved me running around performing a very different kind of magic. If you know what I mean. If the first was a big budget Hollywood blockbuster, this second was low budget porn movie shot in someone’s backyard.

The weird part of the dream wasn't the sex; any guy who's lived through puberty has had his share of sex dreams (and any adult male who’s gone more than a couple months without a girlfriend is probably pretty familiar with them too). No, the weird part of the dream was my subconscious’s choice of partners, only two of whom really stand out; my ex-girlfriend (not so weird), and Anna Nicole Smith (mind bogglingly weird).

Another strange thing about this dream is that, as I went from scene to scene, partner to partner, not once did I finish the deal. Maybe I’m revealing some huge psychological problem, but I’ve never had a sex dream get to completion. Besides that I’m so pathetic I can’t even get laid subconsciously, what does that say about me?

comments (1)

hey, at least you're not having a lucid dream yet you STILL can't get the person to have sex with you.

by Linz at September 16, 2002 1:28 PM