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by mg at 12:58 PM on August 14, 2002
Does this kid look happy or sad to you? Some other emotion? What is happening in this picture? Please remember to phrase your answers in the form of a fortune cookie.
comments (10)
Someone is twisting his nipples and he's liking it.
by Eviltom at August 14, 2002 2:03 PM
i don't want to go to school.... the other kids make fun of me!
by mike at August 14, 2002 3:08 PM
new clothes are in store for back to school. serious depression will ensue in your child if he continues wearing clothes which are too small.
your lucky numbers are
03 : 08 : 18 : 28 : 35 : 42
by rannie at August 14, 2002 3:50 PM
people enjoy your backpack.
by miss b at August 14, 2002 3:58 PM
OH! That's a backpack! Wow, that was very non-apparent. I just thought he was wearing a black vest on a white shirt. I thought he was some non-Jewish looking Hasidic kid.
http://www.nationallampoon.com/MoDstyles/wwwaste/crjew/crjew.asp
by Eviltom at August 14, 2002 6:42 PM
Winds are soft and seas are calm: your nipples will be vigorously rubbed, 12 to 15 minutes from now.
by Yaz at August 14, 2002 8:10 PM
Behind every able man there are many other able men.
Wait, that's my fortune cookie.
by snaggle at August 14, 2002 10:34 PM
"haha, um, oh, yeah I noticed that there was a small fire in the living room, well, yeah, I know, it kinda burnt everything in there, haha, well, I don't know anything about that, ha..."
lying will get you nowhere. tighten your backpack straps and face the music.
(in bed)
by Linz at August 15, 2002 9:02 AM
help! i'm being held hostage in a chinese bakery!
by Capital J at August 15, 2002 11:53 PM
You will receive good new from someone you want to screw.
by D|nkster at August 21, 2002 6:42 AM