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Fun with Catalogs of the Non-Sex Toy Variety

by mg at 03:11 PM on August 23, 2002

The nature of my current job means I get lots of catalogues, some relevant, some mind bogglingly un-so.

Today I got something from a lab safety supply company (creatively named “Lab Safety Supply, Inc.”) about chemical storage and handling equipment. Before, I’d have thrown it in the trash quicker than you can say “Hey, shouldn’t you recycle that?” But after finding that gem of a picture last week (which, to elucidate ya’ll a little more, came from a catalogue for air filtration systems), I’ve been mining these catalogues for office tomfoolery.

And now you, yes you, get to join in on the fun, in what may become a regular Bad Samaritan feature. I’ve not quite been able to come up with a clever, snarky title for this yet. Right now I’m calling it “Fun with Catalogs of the Non-Sex Toy Variety,” which is probably is a little long, and doesn’t quite roll of the tongue (as opposed to fun with catalogs of the sex toy variety, which almost always involves something rolling off the tongue).

At any rate, here is today’s picture, caption your little heart’s out, and remember, please phase your answers in the form of fortune cookie fortune. Or not, it doesn’t really matter.

comments (5)

My take: Dr. Strangeglasses, Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Chemical Burn

by mg at August 23, 2002 3:13 PM


The "Mini-Magnum" is the black one. That's a first.

by Eviltom at August 23, 2002 3:22 PM


The hotly anticipated Mod Squad 2: the Yuppies Strike Back will be premiering in theaters August 30th in a 'burb near you!

by Linz at August 23, 2002 3:24 PM


Becky, if he doesn't get his hand off my butt, I am going to go Charlie's Angels on his a$$.

Totally, Amanda, Magnum over hear just tweaked my chops and I am iching to use my new akido techniques.

by sydney at August 23, 2002 3:31 PM


hi i like anal sex with men. if anyone wants to have stimulating with me. i am open for gay talk, straight talk. anything anal. please IM me on AIM at xterrorconx.

love,
Charles

by Charles Branciforte at October 15, 2002 5:55 AM


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