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by mg at 09:00 PM on June 26, 2002
I don't normally hop on the memeonic bandwagon, but this little one I heard of (via uffish) just couldn't be passed up. It encompasses two of my favorite pastimes, talking about myself, and messing with Google.
Basically, the idea is to take your name, in my case "MG" and then follow it by the word "is" and then type them into Google surrounded by quotes. Then you get a bunch of sites that say just exactly what MG is. But, you know, I can never leave well enough alone, so instead of just relaying the list of "MG is…"s from Google's search result page, I'm going to add a bunch pf pithy comments to each "is." Depending on your point of view, that will make the following more or less appealing, but, you've been warned, proceed at your own risk.
Mg Is Superior To Ranitidine in Short-term Treatment of Ulcerative Reflux Esophagitis
If you've got acid reflux, a loving spoonful of MG is better than Maalox.
MG is spread among finches
Apparently, I am like the ghonorea of small bird populations.
MG is a Golden Jubilee special in celebration of the Queen's Golden Jubilee
I guess I don't have anything to say about this, other than the fact that the words "Golden Jubilee" can't be included enough times in a single sentence. Every time I hear the words "Golden Jubilee" it is like a Golden Jubilee in my pants. Also, I thought the Queen died recently, how is she still celebrating Golden Jubilees, with the specialness of MG or otherwise?
MG is right for you?
You still have to ask? Okay, let me make this clear just one more time: MG is right for you, no matter who you are, where you come from, and what you need me for, I'm always right. You could even call me Mg Right. If you ignore the fact I make spelling jokes.
MG is covered by a GNU public license
I am so open source, baby. You can download me, take me for a free spin, use me up, and if I'm not meeting your needs, just take a look at my code, and make me better, honey! Unfortunately, I'm written in basic, so unless you have a Tandy Coco3, I won't run.
Mg is principal alloying element in the range 0.8% to just over 5% strength
That is totally a typo. Only 0.8%? No, I always give 100%, but only because anything more would be impossible, no matter what my little league coach used to say.
MG is a relatively young business
I was looking at myself naked in the mirror this morning, and found myself thinking, "That isn't my body. It's pudgy and there are wrinkles everywhere. That body is old!" It's getting so pretty soon I'm going to have to start dying the gray out my hair. So, it's good to know that at least my business is young.
MG is an autoimmune neurological disease that results when the thymus, a normally dormant gland in the chest, begins producing antibodies that interfere with the muscle's ability to contract.
What?
MG, is 11 years old and in the seventh grade.
Not exactly, I just act like an 11 year old. Did I mention I started skateboarding?
mg is used to Increase Testosterone Blood Levels
A place for another loving spoonful joke. I'll let you come up with your own here.
MG is excellent!
Finally!
MG is NOT contagious
Only to finches. I actually booked marked this site to show to my next girlfriend (if ever a person were to exist. I've begun to highly doubt the possibility more than I doubt the existence of God), to convince her I don't have to wear a prophylactic.
MG is published for non-commercial reasons
That is true and it isn't. This is never going to make me a millionaire. Or a thousandaire. Or even a hundredaire. But I did get a check for $76 from Lover's Caught On Tape last week. If they call Mob money "Blood Money," what body fluid do they use to dub Porn Money?
MG is also rational and incommensurable in length with ML, that is, with DE, therefore each of the straight lines DM and MG is rational and incommensurable in length with DE
Hey ladies, you here that? My DE line is incommensurable. I don't know what that means, but it sounds big, doesn't it?
MG is treatable with a high degree of success
Except in finches. Poor finches.
MG is a perfect example
If you ignore the fact I'm wrinkly and pudgy, I am, indeed, the perfect example of masculinity. My D is incommensurable!
MG is launching a new range of performance 'supermini' cars
Nothing about me is mini (possibly my ego), much less "supermini."
MG is doing, coming
I wish.
MG is a 58-year-old white male with clinical T3 prostate cancer
So, not only does Google help you find Britney Spears porn (and other stuff too, I guess), but it also predicts the future now? Luckily, this couldn't be true; I haven't had to worry about prostate cancer since I left the Boy's Choir.
comments (28)
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Lindsay is a deadbeat.
Lindsay is free to do something else.
Lindsay is considering recording a CD, or so says her web site.
Lindsay is really really cool
Lindsay is a clever individual and she deserves her own distinguishing traits.
Lindsay is definitely one of THE nicest people I have ever met.
by Linz at June 27, 2002 9:11 AM
The Queen mum died, not the actual Queen.
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"Frank is a monster. A young powerhouse capable of extraordinary feats of mastery."
(Music Boulevard)
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Adam is a Z80 based 64k computer with lots of expansion possibility.
ADAM is committed to collaborating with other relevant initiatives
ADAM is a founding member of Hi-Ethics
Adam is going to kill you if you don't sign my guestbook
Adam is renowned for his fine buildings
Adam Is Within
Adam is unable to respond at this time
ADAM is now the Australian and New Zealand sales and support agent
Adam is through filming Windtalkers
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ADAM is the super text editor
Adam is the ideal human male
Adam is God
Not too shabby, eh?
by Adam at June 27, 2002 1:29 PM
Mr. Blank is a 34 year old Caucasian male.
Mr. Blank is a Negro, and the neighborhood is segregated.
Mr. Blank is descended from a family prominently identified with the development of Westmoreland county.
Mr. Blank is a large man in a ball cap with a close-cropped, salt-and-pepper beard.
by MrBlank at June 27, 2002 4:12 PM
I Thank Thee, O Holy Google, For Pointing Out Things That I Am (And Things I Am Not)
Lucy Is My Name
Lucy is a flying cat
Lucy is available on the ASCAP website
Lucy is on a mission to share the knowledge
Lucy is stored in a specially constructed safe
Lucy is standing there quite calmly
Lucy is a partial fossil skeleton
Lucy is frozen
Lucy isn't evolution's missing link
Lucy is not even a day old
Lucy is a Sicilian saint
Lucy is the patron saint of the blind
Lucy is a registered trademark
Lucy is the most talented actress
Lucy is art as art should be
Lucy is one of the most lovely people in the world
Lucy is quite certain that many of her readers feel the same way
Lucy is wrapped comfortably on Mike's arm
Lucy is not a hooker
Lucy is probably disturbed
by Girlw/KaleidoscopeEyes at June 27, 2002 5:40 PM
Pris says, umm you just don't want to know what I really am.....sigh....:-) But if you must, go google it...hehe
by Pristine at June 27, 2002 10:28 PM
Dr. snaggle is a jerk
Old Snaggle is a pig. If Snaggle is sick and refuses to eat, try cheese.
I don't like this game.
by snaggle at June 28, 2002 5:01 PM
poor snaggle....here is a huggles just for yoU!
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Leah is GREAT!
Leah is running from this one, running fast!!!
LEAH is a Christian oriented support group made up of families who educate their children at home
Leah is completely sewn, stuffed and beaded by hand.
This game is addictive. i'm such a nerd; here it is in German:
Leah ist ein eigenes Pony (Leah is a pony... well, more or less the translation.)
Leah ist typisch für die ungeliebte und ungewollte Frau (Leah is typical for the unloved and unwanted woman.)
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Leah, du bist nicht ungeliebte! Ich liebe dich, KreutzburgFrauline! :)
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