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by mg at 06:19 PM on June 05, 2002
I took an IQ test at a website coincidentally named IQ Test.com and I scored a 152. That places me only 9 points below Albert Einstein.
I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T. How about you?
comments (21)
Einstein is rolling in his grave...
by Dan at June 5, 2002 7:59 PM
I took it but waiting results. :-( I refuse to PAY for them dammit. That would obviously make my IQ Score 100 points less than it really is!
by Pristine at June 5, 2002 11:26 PM
Just got my results in the mail. It's 143.
by Girlw/KaleidoscopeEyes at June 6, 2002 2:19 AM
Got a 149....
by MrEnigma at June 6, 2002 11:54 AM
I took one of those a while back mg, and I also got a 152. We must've taken the same test.
Flattering as they are, I think they're b.s. (and I don't mean bad samaritan).
by Linz at June 6, 2002 12:09 PM
ROFL, Homer Simpson! :)
by Fuzzy at June 6, 2002 1:35 PM
151. it's gone down seven points since i was a kid.
don't do drugs, people. they do screw up your brain.
by kd at June 6, 2002 6:15 PM
aye mine came through, finally! I scored a whole whopping 154...whew who! But I took the thing twice and the second time around I only got a 125, goes to show you right? These things are soooo meaningless! To prove that one point further I took it a third time, right after the 125 and scored a 162. WHATEVER!!!!
by Pristine at June 6, 2002 6:45 PM
ok, i feel a little less stupid. well not really. i mean... well i don't know what i mean. if i was smart, i'd know, right?
by kd at June 7, 2002 1:08 AM
I scored a 144, but it appears that I am the dunce in this group. My God, I feel inadequate. Low IQ scores, small penis...when will this suffering end??
I AM NOT WORTHY
I AM NOT WORTHY
I AM NOT WORTHY
I AM NOT WORTHY
I AM NOT WORTHY
I AM NOT WORTHY
by northstar at June 7, 2002 3:24 PM
I refuse to believe I have an iq of 145. I amn't that smart.
by Eric at June 7, 2002 5:58 PM
When the comments started rolling in and everyone had above genius intelligence, I thought this whole thing had to be a scam. But then, as I contemplated a little more, I realized, NO, the readers of Bad Samaritan really are just that smart. So there, take that /.
by mg at June 7, 2002 6:28 PM
Ok no argument from the choir, we accept or conced or.... :-)
by Pristine at June 7, 2002 9:10 PM
it absolutely never occurred to me that the results would be a scam. i mean, duh, we're obviously all geniuses.
by kd at June 8, 2002 2:44 PM
hmm wow 9 points behind ole e=mc2 himself. I am anxiously awaiting YOUR huge discovery and contribution to the world of science, unless of course your posting of your iq test results was it :(
ill se all you maggots at defcon 2002 las vegas WOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
by rhino at June 9, 2002 12:42 PM
I am seven years old and my IQ is 167. My dick is 7.5 inches long and 5 inches around. Am I average or not?
by EinsteinOfCock at June 9, 2002 10:03 PM
...And I was concerned that I was the only one who thought the comments here were starting to look eerily similar to these.
by zuchris at June 9, 2002 11:22 PM
Well, this site is already the home of the world's largest penis, I figured I'd shoot for the world's largest brain too.
by mg at June 10, 2002 7:24 PM
you mean to tell me all of you PAID for this? or am i missing something?
by lavonne at June 12, 2002 10:29 PM
oh, ok i see now. i got my results: 143. i would have been a lot happier about that if i hadn't read all of your scores because i gained 10 points in 44 years. guess i'll be happy anyway.
by lavonne at June 12, 2002 10:31 PM
i be no not smart . b mi iq be li dunnno maBee 1? lowa is mas guud no o? newayz i no literit but mi momie sa i be a genus
by acewhatdawg? at October 5, 2005 7:15 PM