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quicksilver

They'll eat anything, anywhere, anytime.

by quicksilver at 11:05 AM on February 22, 2002

With names like Tsunami, The Doginator, Coon-dog, and Gaseous Maximus, you might expect these folks to show up on original WWF programming. They'd climb into the ring, and get their stuffing knocked out by the Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the newly returned nWo. But no. They are athletes of a different caliber. They performed feats of strength that not even the sturdiest of Olympians could attempt. These were Glutton Bowl contestants. The sport of champions, each of the gladiators at this competition were award winners in their own right. Guinness World Record holders for most hotdogs, most pickled eggs, most hardboiled eggs, most cow... They all had something to prove. I'm not sure about you all, but stuffing some of the offal they had to eat down my gullet would not be worth the money they put up. What was on the list? More eggs than Cool Hand Luke ate, assorted whole cow tongue (3 friggin lbs (each!) of whole tongue), hot dogs, hamburgers, BUTTER, MAYONAISE, and sushi were the regular menu. The wildcard round was rocky mountain oysters. It was a pity I had made such a wonderful dinner last night. It was nearly wasted. The Final round turned out to be something that would probably kill all of the contestants. Sheep brain. And a little japanese guy won it. Go figure. Here guys and gals, go to town with this. Don't say I never give y'all any recipes.

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The Japanese constantly amaze me. If it isn't Bukakke or Pokemon, it's little tiny guys with bleached blonde hair winning eating contests. What'll they think of next?

by mg at February 22, 2002 12:51 PM


How relieved am i that i haven't eaten yet, and now i probably won't, urgh brains and balls, doesn't exactly make me salivate.

by emma at February 22, 2002 2:52 PM


God, I hate Fox. They seem to come up with the worst shit to put on TV. They need to become a cable channel.

by MrBlank at February 22, 2002 4:10 PM


great

by steww at July 27, 2003 12:40 PM



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