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The Zeppelins are coming

by emma at 11:25 AM on February 21, 2002

Stop the Press, its finally arrived, that one special product all woman crave, thank you America for BUST BOOSTERS. The new and natural way to enhance your breasts, could you be tempted with a couple of enhanced Man Magnets? do YOU want vivacious breasts in 15-30 seconds? ........whoa there, erm did i hear you right, in what century did breasts become vivacious? i can see it now, hundreds of woman sauntering down the streets of the UK with animated and playful breasts, breasts so high spirited and effervescent that men (and woman) just can't tear their eyes away from them. Surely not?!
Wow, all this and more for a bargain 60 (hah), you too can have a 'boost of feminine power', and put an end to men looking you in the face when they talk to you.
*OK, stop right there! *
Do you want to know something? I already have my own boosts of feminine power and quite frankly i would kill for something a little less vivacious.
After extensive testing (about 5 minutes) on three women on breakfast TV today, it was concluded that the only thing this gel boosted was a guarantee of disappointment, along with sticky tits and a nasty rash.
Mmmm i'm just going to have to rush out and buy some, will you throw me off the nearest cliff if i ever do?

comments (6)

All this talk about breasts is getting me all excited....


by northstar at February 21, 2002 1:56 PM

I just don't understand women. As long they aren't attached to a guy (and in some cases, even if they are), a fella is attracted to every boob. "Man magnets" is as true a term as any I heard. Women, please take note, there is nothing you can do to make your boobs more attractive; it is impossible.

by mg at February 21, 2002 5:48 PM

well, yes, mg, breasts are attractive, but (and you'd know the answer to this) aren't they better when pressed up against your face? aha, i thought so.

so, women trying to make their boobies more appealing, should press them up against faces, am i right?

by kd at February 22, 2002 2:19 AM

I should think that sticky tits would also have some appeal.

by Bill at February 22, 2002 10:38 AM

Yes, boobs pressed against your face, heck, any part of your body, is very attractive. And if they were sticky and stuck to your body, that'd be even more attractive. So ladies, if you want to attract men, apply honey, Krazy Glue, double sided tape, whatever, to your boobs and touch them to the fella of your choice.

by mg at February 22, 2002 12:01 PM

Boobs are magnets? Whoa Kd no wonder I have men trouble? Maybe mine are not large enough or something. or sticky enough? (which sounds fugly to me) That is unless it is the body secreations of the .... oh hell forget it...haha

by Pristine at February 23, 2002 12:04 PM

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