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The Shortest Month of the Year

by jasmine at 03:14 AM on February 21, 2002

I was coming home from my classes today when I saw a homeless man on a street corner holding up a sign. The sign said in big blue letters " The F.B.I. is Jewish".

This made no sense to me what so ever. Is the F.B.I. Jewish? does that mean that everyone working for the F.B.I. is Jewish, or is it the organization itself. Was the organization originally Christian, then got bored and converted to Islam then converted to Buddhisim then Judaism....Wait, I could never imagine the F.B.I. as Buddhist. It is very obvious that I have put too much thought into this.

I was watching the news and this report came on about a couple from Lacey, Washington who have put a bid on Ebay for a quarter of a million dollars for a company to name their child. The child becomes a walking billboard for the company, and in exchange the parents put the money towards education for the child.

Is there anything wrong with this besides their child being a unwilling whore for capitalism? The mother to be said, (and I quote) " I would not have any problem calling my child Viagra".

Okay......Is it bad enough that whenever I think of Viagra, I have the mental image of Bob Dole talking about erectile dysfunction. But there is a possibility that a child may be a walking billboard for Viagra.

I can't wait to see the ass kicking that kid is going to receive on the playground.

On another less disturbing note, I just found out that David Duchovny will be back for the last two episodes of the X-Files series finale.

This is like the ultimate wet dream of a geek.

comments (4)

ahh... Duchovny. have you seen this?

by kd at February 21, 2002 3:57 AM

Ack! I'm never visiting another link. Ever.

by jesus at February 21, 2002 6:14 PM

No kidding. Bad kd.

I'm sure if you looked hard enough, you could find plenty of X-Files slash (if you don't know what slash is, it is fan fiction pairing up two or more characters from a series/movie/book/etc into romantic situations, usually homosexual) to go along with those pictures. However, I'd never have imagined Moulder with Skinner, maybe Krycek, but definitely not Skinner.

by mg at February 21, 2002 6:23 PM

yeah, Krycek, but Skinner is way sexier... must be that bald head... giggle...

by jenn at February 22, 2002 6:56 PM

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