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like a river that don't know where it's flowing

by mg at 12:15 AM on February 14, 2002

Holidays are always good for webloggers. Let me tell you, the content just writes itself when Presidentís day rolls around.

But, instead of taking the easy way out, and just writing about how much I hate Valentineís Day because Iím alone. I could write about how I donít mind Valentineís Day because Iím okay with being alone; which, of course, would be a lie. I could write about how Iím okay with Valentineís Day because Iím in love; which would be a phenomenal lie, unless I count loving myself; which I donít because thatís just sad (and illegal in Texas).

Instead, Iím just going to ignore the topic completely.

No, really.

Seriously, Iím done for the day.

Not another word.

Okay, okay already!

How could I possibly ignore this opportunity? But, instead of being bitter about being alone for yet another year Iím going to be happy for all the love I do have in my life. Platonic love. Familial love. Self love. But most of all, linky love:


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I hope you all have the Symbol font installed on your computers, otherwise that looks like crap. Or, rather, a bunch of ď©Ē symbols, which would be entirely inappropriate for the occasion. Besides, Iím not supposed to be announcing my intellectual property rights to all of your weblogs for another couple weeks (my lawyers are still filing the writs).

I was going to form the little hearts into one bigger ascii heart. But then I started doing it and realized how hard it was (Iím not artist, ascii or otherwise). I decided as much as I love you all, I had much better things to do with my time; like sit on my ascii in front of the tv and watch some quality Olympic Ski Jumping.

At any rate. Thanks for all the linky love, and the commenty love, the coming by reading the site everyday love, but especially the clicking on the text ad love.

comments (10)

everybody's got a hungry heart -- springsteen

by kd at February 14, 2002 2:16 AM


x

by emma at February 14, 2002 2:47 AM


:( No linky love or meatspace love for me today. My valentine ditched me.

by MrBlank at February 14, 2002 11:17 AM


Ah, linky-love is the best kind of love.

by GeekMan at February 14, 2002 12:24 PM


Happy V-day, mg. I'm feeling the love.

by michele at February 14, 2002 12:41 PM


Happy Valentine's Day to everyone. :D Linky-love is good mg. We all linky-love you back, ya know. ;)

by skits at February 14, 2002 1:37 PM


oh, sorry mrblank but believe me, you're better off. love is a battlefield - better stick with linky-love.

by lavonne at February 14, 2002 5:11 PM


xxxooo

by miss b at February 14, 2002 6:45 PM


1. Thanks for the heart.

2. Dude, mastrubation is not illegal in Texas, only vibrators and dildos advertised for that purpose. Which begs the question, if your mastrubation is illegal here - um . . .what accesories exactly, are you using?

by Charles at February 14, 2002 11:41 PM


what is mastrubation Charles?

by melly at February 15, 2002 9:30 PM



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