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michele

In other words

by michele at 08:30 AM on February 18, 2002

Sometimes I don't mean what I say. Or I don't say what I really mean. Case in point:

When I say to someone "I'm sorry you can't help me out with this project right now, we really could have used your help," what I mean is:

Die, you fat pig.

And when I say to someone "No, it's ok that you dumped your work on me, I don't mind at all," what I mean is:

Die, you fat pig.

And when I say "Die, you fat pig," what I really mean is:

I will kill you yet, Britney.

comments (2)

What if it was Calista dumping work on your desk?
"Die, anorexic twig"?

by Bill at February 18, 2002 9:17 AM


The only way to ward off someone like Calista would be to hold up a chocolate cake.

Works like crosses with vampires.

by michele at February 18, 2002 9:31 AM



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