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Hey, does anyone know any good pickup lines in Croatian??

by northstar at 10:14 AM on February 25, 2002

Well, the Winter Olympics have run to completion, and the athletes from 77 different countries are headed home. We can all go back to not caring about luge, skeleton, moguls skiing, and team binge drinking. Even as I become older and more cynical, I still find myself relishing watching the Olympics, whether winter or summer. The feel-good aspect is high: we get to root for Americans, watch athletes achieve lifelong dreams, and watch warm and fuzzy human-interest stories unfold. Best of all, we can do this from the comfort of our couches. It is such a rare event that can bring the entire world together in relative peace and harmony. So why not enjoy it while we can? Besides, both “Friends” and “ER” were pre-empted by the Olympics, so we were stuck.

The Olympics is like any large family gathering- it puts the “fun” in “dysfunctional". Even though Russian and Korean team officials talked as if they would boycott the closing ceremonies, the athletes reminded us what it is really all about- a great excuse for a party. It’s like Rush Week, only no one cares that there isn’t any beer.

There is something refreshing about seeing so many young people from some many different countries celebrating together. For at least a couple hours, the answer to “Can’t we all just get along?” is YES. Now we can get back to the business of bombing some poor Third World country back into the Stone Age.

Meanwhile, Utah can go back to trying to stamp out polygamy and dissent. No one seemed to care (much less remember) that the reason the Games came to Salt Lake City in the first place was because of the efforts of the law firm of Bribery, Corruption, Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe. Of course not: that line of thinking is clearly not in keeping with the Olympic spirit. Besides, most people were too busy searching the Internet looking for naked picture of Jamie Sale. Party on, Garth....

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ATTN: My Dearest One,
Permit me to inform you my heart desire for a business
relationship with you.
I got your contact when I was searching for a foreign
partner here in Abidjan republic of Cote
D'Ivoire on my search for honest and reliable person. I
prayed over it and decided to confide
in you because your integrity and educational background. I
am Mr lemue amed,( 26 years
old ), the only son of late Dr and mrs Donimic Amed . My
father was a very wealthy Gold/Diamond dealer in Freetown,
the economic capital of Sierra Leone. My father was
poisoned to death by his close business associates on one
of their outings on a business trip. My mother died when I
was 15 years old and since then my father took me so
Before the death of my father last year on August 19th
2003, in a private hospital in Freetown, he secretly called
me by his bed side and told me that he has the sum of
Ten.five million dollars (USD
(10.500.000) He concealed in a metallic box and deposited
with a security company in( GHANA )that he used my name been
the son as the next of kin when he deposited the money.
He warned me that because of envy that he was poisoned by
his close associates. He also
advised me to seek for an honest foreigner in a country of
my choice those associates will not
hurt me as they have succeeded in poisoning him.For your
information , it has been difficult
to know who is an honest person to assist me in this
transaction , and for me to continue
silent over looking for assistance, i decided to make a try
from you, i arrived here (ABIDJAN)
on the 5th of February 2005 and i don't want to stay long
here since i know nobody or much
mony to pay for hotel bill.
Dear, I honourably seek your assistance in the following
ways: 1-To stand as our foreign partner since my late
father deposited it to be cleared by his foreign partner
but no name was mentioned. 2-To provide an account where we
can transfer this money. 3-To help me arrange for better
establishment. 4-To help me come over to your country to
further my education. My intention is not to disturb your
Peace,but because l am sincerely in need, And desperately
need a solution before my life is wasted because there is
war in this country.
Among all, the most important thing is for you to be aiding
me as parent who will directing all
my affair es and doings in your country. Lastly ,you will
promise me that you will not betray or deny me if this my
money gets into your hands , bank and country .
Dear, I am ready to offer you 15% of the total money for
your help. But if may be you are not
in better position to help. Please let me know. So that I
can look for another helper. I am with
the certificate of deposit upon demand. I will show you.
Looking forward to your kind reply soonest and may God
bless you.
Sincerely Yours.
lemue amed

by lemue amed at October 6, 2005 6:50 AM


Badsam can make some big bucks with this stuff! I'll put in five bucks.

by Long Time Lurker at October 7, 2005 5:27 PM

Hhes r the best pickup lines i could thinck of.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Honey, I'm new in this town – do ya think I could have directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, coz you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
I'm good at math, U+I=69
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea,
but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Lindsey?
I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ...
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
So What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl I have known
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
Apart from being sexy , what do you do for a living?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Are you a parking ticket?
You got fine written all over you
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

I am good a math’s u+i=69

I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU

Nice pants, can I test the zipper?

To the world you are just one person but to one person you may be the world

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Were you in Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Anthony J Thurgood thx

by anthony thurgood at December 14, 2005 10:07 PM

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