I was sitting in the john a couple minutes ago, taking care of some business, when I noticed a little moisture in the genital region. It wasn't the normal fluids escaping the body feeling, it was the "your junk is partially submerged in urine/poop water." feeling.
If this were Palmolive it'd be one thing. But, you know, it isn't.
I've never hung so low my mule has gotten soaked before. I don't know whether to feel proud or disgusted.
If this is the kind of purile commentary you are going to use this new site for, MG, you might as well shut it down now, before it even gets started.
by mg at February 14, 2002 6:20 PM
mg, I think you meant puerile.
by mg at February 14, 2002 6:22 PM
A Scottish tourist attends his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd: "Run ya bahstard, run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman screams "Run ya bahstard, run will ya!"
The next batter holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "Run ya bahstard, run!"
All the fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
The Scotsman screams, "Walk with pride man! Walk with PRIDE!"
by Bill at February 14, 2002 6:37 PM
too. much. information. ack.
by kd at February 18, 2002 3:32 PM
mg... have you been using those penis enlargement formulas that badsam has been advertising?
by Eviltom at February 18, 2002 5:11 PM
If I were, I certainly wouldn't cop to it. However, if it'll make someone else go out and buy one, I'll admit, that yes, yes I have.
by mg at February 18, 2002 6:33 PM
You know, I've seen horses out in the fields with everything hanging out, and I am polite enough to just look away without mentioning their faux-paux.
You, however, should know better.
by jenn at February 19, 2002 2:16 PM