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Dammit, am I lagging again?
by shar at 04:04 PM on October 03, 2001
Oh wait, I'm lagging *AS USUAL.* I'm fine with that, the same way I'm fine with oatmeal; it neither angers nor pleases me.
Why don't I post? Answer: because I always get weird looks from people in the computer lab. For instance, right now there is a squirrely-lookin' kid sending the occasional slack-jawed look in my direction.
Do I have salad dressing on my chin? Is my belly sticking out from my shirt? Has my vestigal tail poked out from my jeans to say hi?
Or perhaps he's trying to give me cancer with his eyes. That fucker.
comments (4)
More likely he thinks you're a hottie. You seem to get a lot of attention from the squirrelly, slack-jawed types.
Or maybe he reads Bad Sam and is just stunned to see you posting.
By the way, I figured out your little trick of using your tail during Elbow or Fist. Cheater.
by space at October 3, 2001 4:29 PM
People have tried to make me sick with their minds before. I shoot rubber bands at them, and they usually go away.
Don't forget to aim for the eyes.
by ethereal at October 3, 2001 5:08 PM
You're still alive?
by Charles at October 4, 2001 1:24 AM
Maybe it's your shampoo.
by andrew at October 4, 2001 1:52 AM