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i'm so low, can't get underneath
by mg at 05:04 PM on August 25, 2001
I really must confess something to you all; I am at the lowest point I’ve ever been in my entire life. You see, I am in pain. I’ve never felt this hurt in my entire life, yet I feel numb all over. I’m lying on the floor, and can’t get up. I’ve taken way too many (illegally obtained) painkillers and muscle relaxants. I need help.
comments (9)
How strange... that sounds like my last birthday party.
by Slade at August 25, 2001 8:02 PM
Feeble assistance though it will be, I feel for you. When my fiancé dumped me in May, I was so shattered that I thought I'd never recover... I didn't want to get out of bed, I wanted to drink (something I hadn't done in over seven years), I wanted to die yet I was afraid I would, and I just didn't see the point of anything anymore. But I had to slog on forward. I had law school axams to finish, a cross-country moving adventure to experience, and a whole ream of getting-on-with-my-life stuff to do. Well, mg, I'm doing fine now. You'll be hearing this a lot in the near future, but this, too, shall indeed pass. Having distractions - and good friends - to keep you occupied helps a lot. Good luck to you; you'll be in my thoughts.
by Muad'Dib at August 26, 2001 2:08 AM
Alright MG...THATS IT! I guess I need to get my plane ticket to NY asap? (and YOU know I will do it!!!) Check your e-mail babes! :0)
by Pristine at August 26, 2001 3:19 AM
I feel the need to make comforting noises in your general direction, because the words (if they exist) that would help you, fail me. Pristine, hurry up and hop on that plane!
by kd at August 26, 2001 12:31 PM
Michael. Remember why you set up this site in the first place? If you don't, fakkit. I don't either.
But aren't writing supposed to be therapheutic?
Grab those harassed emotion and splat them flat out here!!!
by zia at August 26, 2001 5:44 PM
Wait! Is Pristine hitting on mg?
by Tom at August 26, 2001 6:41 PM
Whoa, easy cowboy. You will need to back off the Vico and score some ganja now, lest you not be able to, um, give a performance upon Pristine's arrival - should ahe really show up. When a Texas girl says "you know I will do it" it means she WILL do it should the right circumstances arise.
You took a shot and now you know. At least you didn't spend months or years wondering "what if?"
You know what's really cool? You are unemployed, zonked, and loveless - which means things can't possibly get any worse...they can only go up from here, man. Bright side# 2: you now can go boink anyone you want and needn't feel the slightest tinge of guilt. In all seriousness, a lot of people go through shit like this around your age - it will make you appriciate things more as you get older. Fuck! Now I sound like my fucking father...but really, it's true.
by Charles at August 27, 2001 12:43 AM
You know, upon further reflection, the whole thing sounds more like a back injury than a broken heart. Although the prescribed course of treatment is pretty much the same - lay on the floor, take pills, wait for the pain to subside.
As for myself, I once likened breaking up to the amputation of a gangrenous limb - no matter how horrible the diseased appendage was, you still miss it when it's gone.
by kd at August 27, 2001 1:09 AM
Yes guys, tis true, when a Texas female says, "You know I will do it" Charles is right, we do it! MG, responded back to me and explained the true nature of the deal which relaxed my visa card for a cheap seat! But given the fact that MG is as nice as he is, and a friend as he is, I would have certainly went there...having said that, Tom I must admit, MG is sort of "tied" up with Amanda at the moment. Those things I do not touch. (re-bounds are never a good thing right?) Single as I am, I still would not go to that dark circle...it would not be right. (I have this deal with being good, you know, never sleep with a married man or one that is taken since that will always come back to haunt you sooner or later) Bad Karma! Don't do to others what you don't want done to you...enough said on that one....But should MG ever be available I have no doubt that some wonderful woman in the NY area would find him a huge, great catch! :0)
by Pristine at August 27, 2001 11:54 AM