you like me, you really like me!

by mg at 01:02 PM on June 08, 2001

Man, if I realized all it took to get people to tell me they liked me was to beg people to tell me they liked me I would have been down on my knees faster than a Clinton intern (I'm sorry. I hearby declare this to be the last Clinton/intern joke of all time).

All I had to do was pimp myself out for some loving, and now look at all the nice things that people are writing about me. And as far as I can remember, I didn’t have to make a single one of them up! As an aside, the easiest way to get me to link you up is for you to write something glowing about this site on your's. I’m not encouraging anyone to do that, I’m just saying, that’s all.

So, to beging the lovefest, DJ Decepticon over at Bizzos and Marshmallows gushed this:

I was just over at Bad Samaritan. That site is amazing. I so envy their writing ability. There are always those sites that you feel proud to be an affiliate of. They are definitely one of them.

Damn, that is nice. I inspire pride in the Bizzos boys. BOO-YA! That is so much better than the revulsion I usually inspire.

Seriously, I only link up sites that I actually read, so the fact you guys are up there on my "friends" list means I dig you too. And Decepticon, if I ever write a book, you can be sure as hell I’m going to be calling you up to write one of the blurbs on the dust jacket back cover.

And Spacecheese had this to say:

MG over at Bad Samaritan has written a hilarious little something on the issue of spam that some of us can probably relate to. Warning: not for the faint of heart.

"Not for the faint of heart." I like that. You know, I've always found what I write to be fairly tame. If I wrote down half of what was in my head, then we'd be talking about some fainting hearts, let me tell you.

MrAnonymous at Enigmous wrote:

They {us}have one heck of an awesome site. The post very, very often. Daily, usually two or three a day. They are long, quality posts. They also have some good content, some very funny stuff. Be sure to check out their Columns and Best Of sections. Good stuff, I'm tellin' ya. (That's a quote from my math teacher. Oh, sorry.) They are cool. I'd like to say cooler than us, but I just don't feel that way.

Thanks for the compliments guys, you've got a pretty nifty site yourselves. However, I hate to burst your bubble, but we are so much cooler than you are. Do you inspire pride in Bizzonians? I don't think so. Have you ever made someone's heart faint? I don't think so.

And if you still think you are cooler than us, just check out what Justin my arch-nemesis from FUBAR had to say:

Anyway, in reference to this post, no you silly overly sensitive man you... you are not BAD. I just couldn't think of anything else better to put next your link. I would've probably put NECROPHILE next to it if i'd thought of it at the time but alas, when you're out of inspiration, you tend to think half-heartedly. So i just took the BAD out of the BAD SAMARITAN, which is like half of what your site's called, and stuck it up next to your link. Big whoop.

Justin doesn’t think I’m bad! Justin doesn’t think I’m bad! Woo Hoo!

*Ahem*

Looking over the list of superlatives I've wracked up the last couple days, ("Not for the faint of heart," "awesome," "hilarious," "amazing," "pride inducing," etc), I think "necrophile" has got to be my favourite. I'd just like to point out, however, that she wasn't dead when I started, so I don't think that can technically be considered necrophilia.

Justin also had this to say for himself:

But anyway, I found it pretty amazing that you could actually write a whole big ass post based on the three little letters of the alphabet that I decided to bestow next to your link.

I wish i could done that.

Yeah. That was pretty amazing, I turned three little letters into +700 words. But see, this is why I love/hate Justin; I wrote this long assed post, and Justin's response, though half as long (and punctuated poorly) is just much better then anything I could have written.

*Sigh* You'd think with all these people sweating me recently, I'd have a little more confidence, wouldn't you?