The Hairdryer kill(ed) it.

by zia at 05:30 PM on June 10, 2001

Ting ting..erk..psssssssssst...toing toing. "Logging into network". Hooray. Type type type. Thirsty. Tea. Hot. Spilled. Keyboard screamed. I screamed. *blink* blink*. *hits keyboard* hello? are you okay?. " I hopne soe.". Positive?. " ere, nbot anbytmoere?". Hairdryer!. Okay!. Zapped. Great, died on me too huh?. *hits hairdryer repeatedly* You okay man? you okay?. Silence. Fine. Back to keyboard. You alright over there?. " I wanbt myt mommyt...". This is bad. And its all hair dryer's fault!. Evil thing!. Boardie, can you still hear me?". * Farts persistently *. Gee. Sleep Boardie, Sleep! . " Z3zzwrzz..zzqsrzzzz...".

And it snowed here in Christchurch for the first time in 9 years since 1992. And first time on my bare hands in 20 years since I was born. Holy Cow!

Standing in the cold. Bewildered. Mouth agaped. Wonderment. Ate snow. Freakin ICE!. But heck, the novelty still hasn't faded. Yet. Still and even more, dazed. Pathetic.

P/s: Three screeches for Boardie. At least Boardie's recuperating ( afte a treatment of natural, erm, 'breeze' from me. No, don't even go there. To think that I farted on him is just as sick as you farting on my keyboard ). Will be running around in no time. Hey wait! Didn't I just typed coherently?! Boardie! You're back!

" Hee Hee, never felt this rejuvenated"

" Yay!"

" Ytaz!"

" ?! Not again!" *thwacks *

" No wait! I'm just pulling your...AAaaaah!"

" Oops, I did it again? "

" !@#$%^&**(()zweruqoiua;dsfoiuf;alkdfj!!!!!!!"