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Goat porn this way sir.

by zia at 08:50 PM on June 15, 2001

My throbbing left eyeball…

Anyway, Michael’s online presence will have to be compromised as he is away again ( with his ex? The saga continues… ) for the weekend...

This morning the bus dropped me somewhere in the city instead of the usual route. After asking around, it turned out that the new routes were administered 2 months ago. Where did time go? No, where was I all these while?!

Then it dawned on me that I have been living like a hermit for the past 6 months, doing something of somewhat nature that I somehow couldn’t put a finger on. In other words, I hide in secrecy most of the times. This is most disturbing.

On a whole tangent, I am feeling pretty homicidal now. Imagine this, after dispensing a truly awesome crap down the bowl ( that’s the best I can refine of the effect! ), feeling pretty good about myself and as I reach for the paper….I grabbed nothing but a handful of air…NOT FUNNY. I HATE IT WHEN IT ALWAYS RUN OUT ON ME. You may have your own respectable way of acquiring fresh rolls and I have mine, which I rather not disclose due to its enchanting highly graphical content. But do bear in mind that it was executed with much pride and dignity.

Taking the liberty to digress again, I like guys. I like girls too, but I like guys more. And I just added some traits/bits I dig in a guy in my ever-growing list of “Crappy But Important Crap”:

- Rugged chivalrous hands. I would pass out a zillion times in my room if those hands goes anywhere near mine.

- Old Spice Cologne. They melt my butter.

- Endearingly fierce. If he says sit, I stand and he snaps my head off then kiss the shit out of me. I will be very happy and pass out again.

- Porn. The bigger his collection is than mine, the better. Bonus if he’s willing to share, because I will drool and pass out on him while watching it together.

More to come.

Of course, it all boils down to the salient requirement that I will have to love him. Not too tricky actually, but a pornographic body would certainly make me pass out for the umpteenth time and you can help yourself from there.

* Meow *

comments (72)

I love male homosexual goat loving!!!

by Ryan Barker at September 10, 2001 12:09 AM

I love goat porn.
I have 4 goats at home.

teeheehee, I think I'll just pop home now ;)

by Arien Talabac at May 28, 2002 11:32 AM

I love goats too......and Peanut Butter!!!!

by Georgeann at August 8, 2002 4:34 PM

i goat sex too, anyone wanna meet for some goaty lovin?

by andrew hibbs at August 15, 2002 6:53 PM

what about the llamas i love llamas
almost too mutch

by VeNT at October 31, 2002 6:20 PM

goats????? Sheep are more my style!!!!!

by Liam at November 6, 2002 9:00 PM


by BAD at November 30, 2002 1:42 AM

I Make love to goats on a daily basis and all my noseal hair falls out!

by Christopher Agar at December 12, 2002 5:33 PM

I shag goats with my sweaty penis

by ChEeKaS at December 12, 2002 5:37 PM

goats turn me on in ways i just can't describe!!!
man that billy goats gruffness!!!!! it just makes wanna cream!!!!!!!

by mark hall at December 22, 2002 6:40 AM

I lovesheep and goats and sean and ducks!!!!I fuck them as often as I can. I want pictures of the big sheep dicks.

by craig wallberg at January 3, 2003 7:12 PM

I lovesheep and goats and sean and ducks!!!!I fuck them as often as I can. I want pictures of the big sheep dicks.

by craig wallberg at January 3, 2003 7:12 PM

Hi I love to watch guys fuck goats and any kind of animals it makes my pussy wet. And i love to suck and fuck dogs.

by courtney at February 13, 2003 11:03 PM

i love goats

by tj at April 29, 2003 7:36 PM

Wow, nothing like reading a post 9/11 post. And yet, the topics always come around full circle I guess. Beastiality has always found a home at the BSBOT. Who the fuck was ZIA? Somebody searching for goat porn lands on BS. That's classic. I LOVE THIS THREAD TOO. IT'S SO SIMPLE, SO utterly lacking in creativity by the commentors, that it's perfect! MG, show this thread as an excerpt in your Resume. It's as good as the OSAMA NAKED thread. What a keeper. I might keep commenting on this thread, just to keep it alive. WOW. I think I know who Courtney is too. I guess I'll add to this thread now.

by LOCKHEED(wtf?) at April 29, 2003 8:05 PM

...it's once again...goatfuck season...
...goat milk, udders...
...only goats here...no dogs allowed...
...no gods allowed either...
...major or minor, or mono...
...it's all about the goats...
...and their Orifices will Suffice...
...this is sick. I'm going to stop now.

by Lockheed at April 29, 2003 8:09 PM

I have 6 goats in a pen in my bedroom. I use velcroo gloves to make mad love to my favorite goats, Billy and Bob.

by scott lima at May 7, 2003 5:53 PM

Goats rule! Goat gang-bangin at Woodside Eggs UK for the best goat fucking around. I love them more than my husband's cock.
Bo selecta!

by julio at June 21, 2003 7:58 PM

i love to sex with my goats
yesterday i have a sex with my lovely goat babli
i like to suck their milk & let them to suck my cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Aniruddha Sarka at July 4, 2003 1:57 PM

i like too get billys soft dripping bell end and tounge it gently until the goat of my dreams spurts kilos of stinking love piss into my eyes and nose. god dam baby i love goats

by ahh ohhhhhhhhh at July 25, 2003 5:56 PM

i like too get billys soft dripping bell end and tounge it gently until the goat of my dreams spurts kilos of stinking love piss into my eyes and nose. god dam baby i love goats

by ahh ohhhhhhhhh at July 25, 2003 5:56 PM

Great site, good goats

by Jean Afri at August 13, 2003 4:05 AM


by Heather, James, and Lizzy at May 8, 2004 12:33 PM


by abadabdoo at May 9, 2004 4:26 PM

i fuck goats it gives me pleasure sucking there tails and rubbing it on my tallywhacker

by goatfucker at June 18, 2004 3:39 AM

;) Boys will be boys...
And goats willl be goats...
I'm playing with toys
cut off of my goat ;)
My great big tower
Gets more goat meat by the hour
Until I tucker myself out
After a goat-fucking bout

Power to the goat fuckers of america!

Peace out mah homies

by Big Billy Bob at July 8, 2004 1:02 PM

I recently left my fiancee for a goat. She was pissed. The goat was happy. Now I can get hot goat-sex all night and nobody cares. My goat and I are very happy together.

by Ben the Shag-adelic goat fucker at July 12, 2004 10:08 PM

http://lovesheep.org ; section animals :)

by sheep at August 2, 2004 5:34 PM

DUDE!!!!!!!! i love me some gaot lovin!!!!! with rice...AND BUTTER!!!!!mm butter and goats and rice!!!!! so good to have some fellow goat lovers!!!!

by kristenltsc at August 4, 2004 11:13 PM

i love to suckle on goat teats until that sweet sweet love juice comes dribbling out all over my face. there's nothing like a goat milk mustache to get my steaming lap lizard all a-throbbing. sometimes if there are no goats around i have to make due with feta cheese, which i rub on my genitals until they are red and swollen. if there's no feta around i am forced to pleasure myself with stuffed animal goats or pictures of goats or even anything that contains the word "goat". god just seeing that word gets me all hot. i'll be back, gotta run to the barn and squeeze me some fresh milk.

by herpes warrior at October 11, 2004 3:26 AM

Dear Herpes:
I love a man that can get pleasure from a goat. If you would like to fuck my goat please email me or visit my site

by BIG TITTIES at October 12, 2004 12:03 AM

well, tell me a little bit more about yourself, and your goat. i don't meet just anyone's goat, i am a very picky man. just how big are your labias, and will u let me nibble on them while your goat nuzzles against my nipples? how old is your goat? does he have his own place? do either u or your goat have any of the following?:
trunk butt
oozing sores
a third nipple, or
a bad case of the runs?
cuz if so, it greatly increases the chance that i will meet u and your goat. please respond ASAP hopefully with a pic of u and your goat in a sensual position

by herpeswarrior at October 12, 2004 12:14 AM

Dear Herpes,

I am a nice country girl just raising my goat. My goats name is Emile and he is four years old. To answer your questions my labias are a little above adverage in size and yes i will let you nibble on them. Just to let you know my goat is very independant and a freak in bed. I have my own room in the house and Emile has his own room next to mine. He likes to sleep on the aero bed you find at Wall*Mart. When we are not f*cking we like to take strolls into town. He is everyones favorite goat. I do infact have a trunk butt and a third nipple and its wierd cuase i thought men do not like such things. Emile is a very active goat so he does get the occasional runs and often he gets sores (sometimes they ooz) Well if you are still interested please respond back within reasonable time... At this time i unfortunatly do not have a pic of Emile and I that I can scan on to my computer but I will send you pics via snail mail if you would like. I look forward to speaking to you soon.

by BIG TITTIES at October 21, 2004 11:12 PM

damn, u sound exactly like the human-goat couple i need to spice up my life. i keep reading and re-reading your message and gently stroking my goats hot pink anus while he munches on his oats. i wish u had sent me a picture, but if u r being honest (which my goat thinks u r...and he's a very good judge of honesty) then i think we should meet soon for some hot times. my place or yours? hmm, on second thought my goat thinks its best we meet on neutral territory...like at a nice coffee shop or smoothie bar. i mean, sure we'll get some odd looks form people, but they know nothing of our sacred loved for big goat cocks and balls. tell me some more about yr goat. is he clean-shaven? mine is! i love to lube him up and slip and slide all over his supple voluptuous goat body

by herpeswarrior at October 21, 2004 11:37 PM


by patrick thompson at November 3, 2004 1:05 PM

damn, u gettin my goats labias all a-flutter wit dat dirty talk!! we should organize an orgy nite with me, you, my friend BIGTITTIES, and all our goats...imagine all the hot goat-on-human action!!!!!!mm, its making me cream...its also making my goat cream...and i shall churn that cream into butter. yes, sweet, sensuous, musky goat butter...and i will lube myself up with it nightly before bed, so as to smell the luscious aroma of goat-lust!!!

by herpeswarrior at November 5, 2004 10:36 PM

You lot crack me up. GOAT FUCKERS THE LOT'A Y'ALL
sheep is the way over here in the UK

by ROFL at November 6, 2004 5:18 PM

i dunno know bout you guys but the best is to make sweaty high school car after prom like sex to a manatee. the faces just remind me of my infatuation of the ever so popular fetish with ducks small oriphiouses. i also enjoy fisting goats on the weekends. i just love to cram my tightly clenched fist into a hott kinky goats ass. i just love feeling the tightness of the anus around my arm, then i use my pierced tounge to gently carress the head of the goats dick. then i love to smear albertsons brand ice cream on my body and run thru the streets.

by Delorissalizar at November 24, 2004 12:14 AM

Dear Delorissalizar: You have fucken problems... I thought I was bad when it came to fucking goats. You should really get together with my friend Herpes and have a weekend full of hot sweaty goat sex.. Just the sound of an orgy makes my pussy throb.... do you get all wet and tinglely when you gentlely lick and suck the tip of your goat.. Does your goat suck on your hard nipples while you ram your fist into its ass.. you should really inquire about getting some people together for a goat fuck fest... It should be fun to have the goats suck our pussys while they get rammed up in the ass by the guys huge cocks. And of course I wont forget about your ice cream either.. I will make sure i smear it all over your body and start to lick it off while the goats are plowing me as hard as they can in my ass

by BIGTITTIES at December 6, 2004 1:47 AM

hell yeah, its goat orgy time!!! and of course there's always room for manatees...the combination of hot sweaty goat fur and juicy floppy manatee flesh always ensures a night filled with unbridled ecstasy!!!!!oh, the feeling of goat hooves against your manhood as u gently stroke warm manatee flab...can anyone ask for anything more sensuous. we must all get together soon. you are all welcome here...my breakfast nook converts easily to a bestiality orgy room with the flip of a switch. guests, both human and animal, are always welcome as long as they are attractive and open to new sexual experiences...but ABSOLUTELY NO MARMOSETS!!!!!! we're not into that sick kinky marmoset shit...they're nothign but a bunch of depraved perverts!!! other than that, old mcdonald and his whole sexy-ass farm are invited. make sure to bring plenty of condiments (ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, ranch dressing, soy sauce, etc.) and lubricating agents (but no wd40 please!). RSVP via response to this message as soon as possible. me and my goat are simply quivering in anticipation of your response.

by herpeswarrior at December 22, 2004 2:10 AM

omg its orgy time but i just dont see a clear weekend.. i have so much happening... i have a fistiing festival... then i hae to sell myself on the street corner... then i have to see my famly get thrown into a pit and get mauled by bears and then right after that i have to mow my lawn a d hen mail a letter... to i just gont know... but i WOULD LOVE TO!!!! goat sex and manatees ROCK MY SOCKS!!! whooo hooo

by delorssalizar at December 26, 2004 11:05 PM

tasty, can i join the party ?

by Dango from Chocolatefoot at January 27, 2005 5:59 AM

OMG i watched a goat porn this weekend and omg it was sooooo goat'alicious i came myself on NUMEROUS ocasions. if my goat wasent still woundeed from my cock from the night before.. omg i woulda banged it liek a screen door in tornado season.. RENT GOAT PORNNNNNNNNNNN

by delorissalizar at March 7, 2005 2:39 AM

I would like to suggest you try sex with a dead goat clad in leather whilst scuba diving. It is amazing.

by millicent at April 16, 2005 2:41 AM

the USA needs to lower the age when a person becomes a adult,
from 18 to 10.

That would reduce child porn, statotory rape numbers,
as they would be concenting adults

Note that I dont have sex with 10 - 17 year olds,
but if it was made legal tomorrow - I would

by xxx at June 15, 2005 10:59 AM

OK..... um XXX you have fucken problems.. havent you been reading... do you not know what the fuck people are talking about??? Its all about the goats over here.. WE LOVE GOATS! and other things... And this past weekend there was a goat fucking festival at my ranch.. Tons of titties and cocks and goats... by the end of the night everyone was covered in tasty cum... ooohh i loved it... I was fucked so many times i couldn't walk for a couple of days... just thinking about it I want to go back out to my barn and fuck my goat again. I want my pussy to be covered with cum and sensitive to touch.. i need to scream with pleasure.. just thinking about it I must go....

by BIG TITTIES at June 21, 2005 3:32 AM

OMG BIG TITTIES you didnt call me i was dreaming of such an event. xxx... 10 y/o's are sick dude get a life.. anyways back to goat fucking i had so much fun smeering butter on my goat and licking it off and me and my grey goat had hot nasty sex in the shower this morning... wow an experiance to remember!

by delorissalizar at June 27, 2005 3:52 PM

I want a hot goat to fuck my ass yes hot goat fucking fucking fucking hot goat fucking with fuck and fuck and hot goat fucking with buckets of cum that I eat in my cereal with a fucking bloody midget that suck hot bloody vagina that is coverered with gooey cheez whiz and fucks some asshole of a nasty rotting dead bitch dog while he drinks barf from a fucking cow that is getting fucked by Saddam Hussein.

by CheeseDildo at November 14, 2005 12:06 AM

I like to brush my teeth with shit. I drink diahrhea for breakfast.

by ShitToothpaste at November 14, 2005 12:08 AM

where can i get some goat fuck pics i mean man fucks a goat
i have a some goats home but i dont now should i fuck one of them...

by shy9889 at December 7, 2005 6:12 PM

This is sick.

Catalonia.phi 4 life o/

by LivingLegend at January 4, 2006 2:54 AM



by LL at January 4, 2006 2:56 AM

So..would it be wrong if I posted my erotic fantasies about my goldfish?
I mean..ehm..well, there both animals, but this is still 'goat-oriented'...I don't really know if
this is the right place for the Wet 'n Wild fantasies that keep me up all night.

Well..I suppose I'll just wait for an answer then. No need to keep spamming you guys
here with my silly stories. Call me when you know more.




by pwner at January 4, 2006 3:01 AM

PWNER: You can talk about goldfish all you want!!! All animals are welcome.
And to my freinds; Im sorry for the disappearence, I have been gang banged by so many goats in the past couple of months. Myself and Herpes got together and just had some slip-n-slide fun. OOhhh its so hard to wanna be fucked constint by hard goat cock. Oh, just thinking about that I got nice and wet! Have fun! I know I will!!!!!

by BIGTITTIES at January 9, 2006 10:26 PM

I prefer llama's ^_^

by Rasta at January 10, 2006 5:04 PM

You guys are so fuckin nasty!!!!!!!!! People are supposed to fuck other PEOPLE for fucks sake you guys should all go to hell and take your nasty goats with you you sick fucks!!!!!!!!!

by GoatHater at January 14, 2006 11:18 PM

omg bigtitties where have u been ur the love of my life... u and ur goats realy have it goin!!!sorry about the herpes u probably got that from my goat mitsy.. shes a whore... anyways love yall

by delorissalizae at February 20, 2006 11:05 PM

Im very into idea of fuckin male and female goats and find goats very very very sexy !!... also into fantasies about dogs and cows too...lol

by Goatloveruk at May 1, 2006 5:17 PM

i am so obbessed with goats, that i litterally have to masterbate when i think about them. i have materbated in public on the spot if anyone says goat. i like to think of it as my G-SPOT. i have vowed to procreate with a goat one day and make little goat babies because goats are my life.

by Rwanda at May 2, 2006 10:42 PM

The only thing sexier than a goat, is a goat and I getting it on. It is basically what i live for and can not stop thinking about. Most people like to hear dirty words whispered in their ears but what makes me so horny is the bahhhhhhh of a goat that i know is just waiting for me to make a move.....

by Goatlvr4life at May 2, 2006 10:51 PM

you guys are fucking sick!!! who really gets pleasure from fucking goats? you people need to see a fucking shrink!!!!!! i fuck peolpe not animals! GET A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING LIFE BITCHES!!!!!!!


by someoneudontkno at May 11, 2006 8:42 AM

we love to lick goat balls and pour yummy s

by 3goatpornfreaks at May 15, 2006 8:39 AM

You guys need to grow up and fuck other human beings. This is the sickest shit I've ever heard. I think your all fucking crazy.

by you don't need to know at July 22, 2006 4:38 AM

Hey Bitches! Im back and sweatier than before. Oh, I just got back from my cousins farm in Kansas. I took part in some great goat cock. While they were fucking me I felt my pussy tear. I loved every second of it.

So I was catching up with this reading and this comment I am about to say goes out to "you don't need toknow" and "someoneudontkno". Also "goathater" GO FUCK YOURSELVES. if you dont like what we are saying go to a different site and leave us be. So what that we like goat cock. What the big deal. The goats cock are probobly a lot bigger than yours; are you jealos???? Are you tiny?? Like, really tiny?? Tiny that doesn't even make you count as a man?? I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I LOVE GOAT COCK! I LOVE GETTING FUCKED BY ANIMALS! ITS BETTER THAN ANY MAN! I LOVE IT WHEN THE GOATS RIP MY SOFT DRIPPING WET PUSSY. AND I LOVE GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS! IT MAKES ME CREAM JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.


by BIG TITTIES at September 9, 2006 9:13 PM

fuck the fucker of fucking bitch fucked goat

by sandeep at September 22, 2006 9:57 AM

Ooohh, send me some stories and pictures. Even though its forbiden, i want to see and read more. It makes me horny! Too bad one of u girls cant cum play with me>

by Kitten at November 14, 2006 10:46 PM

what the fuck is wrong with you bithes fucking goats is wrong if you have acomputer you have more than enough money to get a hooker or ablow up doll leave the goats alone they don't like you bitches

by bob at January 8, 2007 8:02 PM

U people r fucking nasty & sick in the heads that's alrite if u wanna b gay, BUT who the hell in their right mind could enjoy or even get off to fucking with o damn goat or any other kind of animal? GOD made people to fuck people & the animals to fuck animals!!! Sick mother fuckers get a life this shit is NOT even attractive at all!!! If u decide to quit fuckin animals then i just might quit leaving u sick bastards these damn comments!!


- Nikki Smith,23

by Nikki Houk at April 22, 2007 3:06 AM

you guys need some mental stability

by non goat fucker at April 28, 2007 12:04 AM

You sad muppets.. why slag off someone who is clearly taking the piss??
Don't be such a fucking retard.


by The Sking at September 2, 2007 12:14 PM

hey everyone I'm baaaaack!!!! I've been a little busy lately. My goat Mitsy just recently died so I have been spending the past couple months f*cking her dead rigamortis corpse until decomposition made it physically impossible to stick my dick into any remaining orifice... and creating one with my dick just wasn't as much fun.
On that note guys i have some sad news. i have moved on to bears. i love their fat hairy bodys it is absolutly amazing.. and spooning is fantastic once theyre unconcious. Try it if you want... talk about erotica!!!

by delorissalizar at November 11, 2007 12:15 AM

I LOVE fucking my 2 goats. I am trying to get my pal Lou to cum over to help me with a goat gang-bang. Cum on LOU. Cum on PAL I wont tell anybody.. Bob

by BOB aka GOATBOY at February 1, 2008 6:12 PM

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