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Dad will never look the same anymore.....

by zia at 04:30 AM on June 17, 2001

It was freaky. I dreamt I possessed wizardly powers. That I can defy gravity and perform some little interesting tricks ( which often produce less than desired results...). I dreamt that I went to visit him ( the dude that digs yours truly who digs the dude I'm talking about)...with my family on the tow! This is crazy but hell, dreams have the knack of twisting events into abstruse shit so just play along with it. Just be prepared for some off-the-wall narration here as well.

I met this little girl who told me that I really mustn't roam around so freely or somebody will catch me and do something really really horny to me? Strangely enough, I believed her. Now this is where the kooky bits start. There is this big guy sporting electric blue hair in this shiny blue (Manchester United?) shirt marching towards the toilet and I found myself in the most uncompromising position; I was suddenly behind the door of the toilet! The little girl screamed and ran off. I was too shocked to run for my life, unlike that traitorous brat! Anyways, the striking blue dude entered and I got the time of my life treating my bulging eyes to the biggest...erm, thish...erm...* zia starts to babble* . Anyway! He didn't see me because I happened to lift myself in the air and splat myself on the ceiling. Oh boy, who do you think you are? The Matrix?

*Cheek Chak* A Joe boxer on the carpet....followed by Zia's favourite pastel blue bra....as the vision climbs up onto the bed...the scene began to unfold..a girl and a boy were engaged in rowdy sexual intercourse...the nude girl was seated on top of the dude with her head leveled, kissing the boy most passionately while the feverish boy grabbed her hips and libidinously pumping himself into her...

What? I don’t recognize her. Really. Cross my heart ( and you're going to rot in hell, Zia ).

*Cheek Chak* Scene changed again. I was in the bed (again) with this sexy she-devil giving me hell by unbearable pressure point attacks on my knees and shins. And does she give amazingly painful butt-fcuks! Now who the hell would believe this? I didn't buy it at first but the pain was real! I retaliated as my powers were just as potent as this bitch. But everytime she butt-fcuked me with her electric-charged fingers, I got too shocked by the intensity of pain+giddiness+pleasure that I couldn't put my act together fast enough to butt her back. and the clamor continues...

*Cheek Chak* ( this crazy scene swapping is starting to confuse me...). Aunty Clara? Holy moly! I'm Samantha from the comedy ‘Bewitched’. Why the hell am I treading outside the window of a 1000000000000 floor building?

Aunt Clara: They're going to get you Samantha.

Samantha (me): * Bewildered* Wha..? Not again! Who?! Where?! Wh...

Not much to say here because before I could finish my sentence. I was dead. Plopped lifelessly on the ground. How flattering. Speaking of parity in a case of imperceptible hostility .. Never mind, at least I get resurrected for the next scene. Hee hee.

*Cheek Chak* Living room. Lots of people. My brother was there. Except that he doesn't look like my brother. And he ( the dude i dig ) was standing right beside me.( Ooohhh..) I know staring is very rude but I couldn't help it. The dude that I dig has got a ripe orange pumpkin for a head!! While he has trying to hit on me, I was too stunned to be receptive let alone concentrate! Damn! That orange head! Suddenly I was whisked outside the balcony by my dad to watch fireworks. I saw no fireworks, only a building that keeps on breaking down and constructing a variety of interesting shapes in amazing hues...by now I am not even trying to pretend that I am surprised anymore after the previous treatments..

But when I spotted my father waving excitedly at me, circling around the ridiculous building on our green kitchen broom, cladded only in his Y-briefs, I fainted.

It is not just me is it? ( Come on! )

comments (4)

i think we have a weiner...

by minja ninjarama at June 17, 2001 7:18 AM


And Freud would say . . .

by Charles at June 19, 2001 1:47 AM


...that its all good...

by zia at June 19, 2001 2:46 AM


It was me! It was me in the dream and you never saw it coming!

by MelvinTheJerk at June 19, 2001 2:14 PM