would you be? could you be? oh please wont you be...

by mg at 02:54 PM on May 07, 2001

minja ninjarama writes:

hi, i was wondering if i could be your new friend.

in exchange for being your new friend, you will be allowed access to the following:

1. my toothy grin

2. jokes about telnet

3. stories about me trying to avoid pissed-off ninjas

4. constant references to the hole in my back

5. reccomendations of weirdass bands from freaky-assed countries

6. constant bitching about hou much of a putz i am

7. abiguity about my real identity

8. spelling mistakes and grammatical errors

9. emails to justin at FUBAR which deal almost exclusively with breasts

11. the knowledge that for some strange reason the 'zero' button is not working at the moment.

please takes these facts into account when considering my application

Application accepted. Y'all should go visit minja ninjarama at his/her website, affectionately titled, Wasabi Horse.

Pissed off ninjas? I love pissed off ninja stories.

by bri at May 7, 2001 5:19 PM

bugger...

all this time, i've thought of myself as a man...

by minja ninjarama at May 8, 2001 5:31 AM