some more bits about things

by mg at 02:29 PM on May 09, 2001

I want every single one of you to click on this link. It isn't to anything fun. But if you click it, people will see how much all my readers love me, and then more people will read my site, and my already swelling ego can swell even more. So, click this link many, many times.

If you are wondering why Snaggle hasn't posted anything in a while it is because I kicked him off the site. No, that isn't true, he is on vacation. Right here in New York, no less!

So, this would be an optimal time, if you happen to know where he lives, to break into his apartment and steal all his stuff.

He called me up last night about 11:30 and asked me to come out and party with him. Dude, I'd love to, but I'm old. I told him if he had called about 7 hours earlier, I would have been all up for going out. I'm not as young as I used to be. My body needs time understand the punishment, of drink, drug, sleeplessness, it is about to receive. Otherwise it causes me great deals of pain the next day. So, if you are reading this Snaggle, you've got another half-hour window to call me or else I ain't going out tonight either.

I am very much anticipating leaving work today. Not because I hate work any less today than I did yesterday, in fact, I hate it more. No, I'm counting the minutes today 'till 5 o'clock because I am going to do something very fun and exciting after work. I have somehow become involved in the production of a pornographic movie. I'm heading downtown today to meet my compatriot and to begin work on the script. Crazy, no?

Details to follow on that one.