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I love you, right hand!

by snaggle at 09:12 PM on May 06, 2001

Happy National Masturbation Day, everyone! That's right, May 6th in particular and the whole month of May in general are devoted to self-love. Thanks to the folks at Good Vibrations, we can now have a whole month to love ourselves. They have various tidbits such as the Third Annual Masturbate-a-Thon, the Masturbation Hall of Fame, and tips on how to get yourself in the mood. I suggest pampering yourself with a manicure, maybe buying some new hand lotion, taking yourself out for dinner, and maybe liquoring yourself up.

Don't use any date-rape drugs, though - the other hand might want in on the action, and then before you had time to say "orange" you'd have a ménage à trois.

comments (3)

Hrm...May is masturbation month! My last name is May! Surely...this is a sign from on high . . . well, this gives to meaning to the term "Dancing around the Maypole"...oh well, who am I to argue with signs? *sound of pants dropping*

by Antinous at May 6, 2001 9:26 PM


And to think, I took care of business Sunday morning for free. I could have been doing it to raise money!

by mg at May 7, 2001 6:37 AM


Oh god I didn't know! 3 down and 3 to go! .. I'm going to sell my semen on ebay! Be ready for it! Starting at .99 cents.

by DixieNormus at May 6, 2005 2:43 PM