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how much for a dime bag?
by mg at 12:00 PM on May 04, 2001
My grandmother collects dimes.
Not rare or old dimes, just regular dimes. She gets some strange pleasure out of collecting enough of them to fill one of those papers tubes that you take into the bank to exchange for real money.
Actualluy, I think she just likes it when people give her money.
I only bring this fact up because I am going to visit her later today, so I’m carrying about $4 worth of dimes with me and they were rattling around in my bag on the way to work.
On a totally unrelated topic, don't you hate it when bloggers feel the need to share even the most mundane and excruciatingly boring details of their life?
comments (91)
Damn, can't a girl talk about a yeast infection once without getting shit for it? Sorry dude.
by Shar at May 5, 2001 2:26 PM
dime..... bag....??? hmm, not where i expected google to take me
*hits bong*
by ganjatoker at August 27, 2003 2:42 PM
^^^^ what he said *hits bamboo pipe*
by QuarterSac at March 31, 2004 5:43 PM
im down to resin. *pulls on bong*
you poor bastard, i bet you didnt expect to be accosted by stoners.
never use dime and bag in the same sentence.
altho the FIRST match in google was the american heritage dictionary, which was interesting, dime bag is part of the english language now.
by bob cock at April 8, 2004 2:39 PM
Yo man same thing for me to... who da hell wants to hear about ur grandmas dime obssesion... *finshes the blunt*
by Nakid Monkeys at September 16, 2004 2:05 PM
hahaha, isnt it kinda funny how all these stoners found this site from searching dime bag on google i just did the same damn thing
by WickedPaganNinja at October 11, 2004 2:13 AM
Hell yea everyone uses google
*smokes blunt*
by dimesmoker at October 11, 2004 11:37 PM
Same here, searched for dime bag on google found this!!!!!
Keep on smokin' those blunts!!!
by Tom at October 16, 2004 1:12 PM
420 man, same here
by AWG at October 16, 2004 1:40 PM
This isn't the kind of dime bag I was searching about. *rolls another joint*
by SinsemillianDelight at October 25, 2004 3:43 PM
yea, same here....goddamnit....DONT SCREW WITH MY HEAD WITH UR GRANDMOTHER STORIES
by whatever at October 27, 2004 10:41 PM
im tryna get into the drug bussness and this bullshyt comes up???? wtf
by bob at November 7, 2004 2:34 PM
haha!
"uses Wesley"
by Toker at November 8, 2004 8:38 PM
Wesley pipes! Too bad I don't got any Billy Bong Thornton.
Sucks what happened to dimebag.
by Px2 at December 11, 2004 3:04 AM
Wow, your Grandmothers dime obsession is far more interesting than the pantera tragedy and the stupid comments by those dipshit stoners. Id like to know more about her.
by tyrone at December 11, 2004 12:22 PM
yeaaaaaa. i searched dime bag on the internet and i found this site with a bunch of potheads in the same position, hahahahaha....... trippy sh*it. i got some hash to smoke payce.
by Mike_420 at December 28, 2004 7:11 PM
hahaa this is funny!!!!!
by blazebabe420 at January 5, 2005 5:41 PM
I was searching for dime bag (pot) on google, got loads of stuff on Dimebag (RIP), two hours of mourning and I end up here, unfortunately with no dope (town dried up, not for long methinks...)
damn I wanna smoke a skunk bong listenin to Pantera
by Bauds at January 10, 2005 12:11 AM
google...dang you.
by timmy at January 19, 2005 9:15 PM
hahahah google is the ultimate stoner search engine man... but wut sux is i had to read this whole fuckin page and now im burnt out... nah well fuck it... *rolls a fat blunt*
by horticus at January 24, 2005 12:56 AM
yo son i dont care what this shit is about im puffin on a blunt right now and im trippin on shrooms, save the story bout ur grandma for someone who isnt searchin the word dime bag
by Brandon at January 26, 2005 4:11 PM
can you imagine rolling a blunt out of one of those Dime-rolling papers though? that would be isanely huge.
*takes another bong hit*
yeah this is fucked. so many stoners here randomly. fuckin awesome haha.
by Ed at January 27, 2005 7:32 PM
U fuckin stoners r so fuckin stupid, i found this cuz i was tryin 2 find shit on dimebag from pantera, and i find u fucks commenting on how high u are and shit, FUCK no one cares u fuckin inbreds, fuckin waste of life, u should all be burned alive.
by jeff at February 21, 2005 4:33 PM
Its ok jeff u can have some too, *passes Jeff the blunt*
by Brandon at February 27, 2005 3:41 PM
Searching for dime bag on google...rock on
by Justin at March 22, 2005 6:15 PM
People, show some sensitivity here, have you considered that this fellow may be trying to tell us subtly that his grandmother has a SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROBLEM? Substance abuse is no laughing matter, especially when the elderly are involved, and we must show some support...
then again, if it was my grandmother, I'd just hope she was generous enough to hook me up with one of those dime bags for my birthday....
*RIPS BONG*
by DG at March 25, 2005 6:09 AM
Stoner crew checking in. This was an amusing and surprising turn of events.
by Roy Gerbil at April 16, 2005 11:12 PM
hah, nice. so random wish i wasnt at work *daydreams of bong*
by shaggs at May 3, 2005 9:00 PM
as stated a good number of times--not what I expected to turn up on a search for dime bag ha!
by trippin' balls at July 11, 2005 8:01 PM
Marijuana is not a dangerous drug short term but in the long run you are all killing yourselves. Please take into consideration the children that use the website as a learning tool. We do not want children being exposed to this type of content. Thank you for understanding.
by Dr. Dame Roper at August 2, 2005 3:07 AM
So a dime bag is 4.8 grams right? $10, well thats how it is in my neck of the hood. SD SOCAL
by BongLoadLiz at August 17, 2005 12:59 AM
lmao this shit was worth it and funny... I was just searching dime bag for scientific purposes.. rofl poc's go fk yourselves cause you guys all suck at pk nubs.
skills > stats. doges
by o wow at September 17, 2005 1:29 AM
I like it when you roll it up real nice
But lord I hate the price
I like it in a Buddha bong bout two feet long
Don't have to hit it twice and you still feel nice
Pass the marijuana, pass the marijuana my way
by Brittaney at September 21, 2005 4:33 PM
Wow I searched google also but yeah save the dimes for your grandmas funeral and buy her a nice grave.
by Highpenguin at September 25, 2005 9:50 PM
smoke mad blunts...nuff said
smb crew
local203
by peejay at October 11, 2005 11:29 PM
This is funny shit!!
I like it in a Buddha bong bout two feet long
Don't have to hit it twice and you still feel nice
by Marlin Brando at October 19, 2005 7:17 PM
same here. looking for dimebag to see if it was real that dimebag from pantara was buried in a "KISS" themed casket.
I usually would never be seen with you pot heads but since I'm here....
*takes a hit on the bong*
*Coughing*
*stumbles out ranting about it being the first time since 1986*
by Troy B at October 27, 2005 4:27 PM
rofl a bag of dimes was certainly not what i was looking for when i searched for "dime bag"
::rolls a joint::
by Shelly at October 28, 2005 7:53 AM
i fucking hate school
by olivia and ryan at November 12, 2005 9:57 PM
hahaha i guess everyone here including me just searched "dime bag" on google and found this rofl!!!!!.... to much pot heads out there these days.. 8-) nothings wrong w/ that tho
by rofl at November 13, 2005 10:20 PM
funny as hell. i'm on Crescent City's finest green and dxm.
fuck your grandmother if she was against "drugs". if she did them, then great. you should eat the rest of her stash. and if you must smoke it, then use a bong. joints waste too much material. but the best way to consume weed is to eat it. you have to heat it up first, to activate the thc. i fill up a small container with water, break up however much weed i want, then put it in the microwave for 20-30 seconds. use an oven thermometer to check the temperature. if it's at 140, it's definately ready. then you just get it down and wait. i reccomend you don't eat anything before you do it. i usually consume mine before school as my breakfast, or after school. you don't have to make brownies to eat weed.
by NoCal Pothead at December 19, 2005 4:28 PM
high as as a kite and laughing my asss off
for any high mfkers out there reading this, SMOKE ON and WEED FOR LIFE!
by chickittychik at January 10, 2006 8:49 PM
wow i just typed in dime bag on gooogle and so many other people did it fuckin weird , blaze on
by 420sublime at February 7, 2006 8:41 PM
I smoked with his grandmother
by Biz at February 9, 2006 1:16 AM
haha u gotta be kiddin me i did the same exact thing wtf? i guess all stoners think alike. damn google. well happy 420 keep blazin! peace out
by may at February 13, 2006 7:45 PM
Haha that's fuckin crazy.
by Oh shit at February 21, 2006 3:29 AM
haha i did the same thing *goes off to smoke dime*
by 420 freak at March 11, 2006 2:07 PM
OK? im looking for a dime bag and this pops up and the bad thing is i actually was reading it wtf is this world coming to. THANK goodness im high hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
by smoked out at March 23, 2006 3:01 AM
What is this world coming to?
*releases the carb*
by Biggy at March 24, 2006 1:20 AM
nigga fuck ya grandma
we just wanna smoke tha bitches stash
by blackguywhosmokesweed at April 12, 2006 8:44 PM
hahaha... i was looking for *bongs*
by cabron at May 18, 2006 11:55 AM
i knew from a guy who works in a lab and tested me last week that if you eat the weed it is very probable that it wont show on a test
by cabron at May 18, 2006 12:00 PM
WTF I searced dime bag on google and got dis shit...
I NEEED A REAL FUCKIN DIME BAG
*hits*
by chyea at May 25, 2006 5:52 PM
god damn it i just wanted to know how much a dimebag costed!!!!!!!!!!!!
by thatblackid at May 29, 2006 1:25 AM
hahaha..
while we're on the subject of dimebags, does any one know where to buy those little bags from???
by jim at May 31, 2006 12:28 PM
this is just silly
by Hans at June 3, 2006 12:18 AM
who gives a fuck bout ur granma and her dimes
was pissed off when i saw that bullshit u bitch ass mother fucker
and to all u other stoners google is the shit
by stonedoutmyass at June 14, 2006 5:35 AM
this is funny as hell... i did the same shit lol
by jordan at July 17, 2006 7:28 PM
yup me 2 , searched "dime bag" google. (fcking google.) reading all this about grandma's dimes. dime bags, google, makes me need another hit.
by kt at July 25, 2006 1:42 AM
hahahahahhahahahaa
Same here man...
damn...
googles sucks...
like...everyone here is a fuckin' stoner..
besides the dude with the grandma.....
Don't try this at home kids.
Unless you're trying to find a new dealer..
.>
haha
Where'd mine go...
Oh yeah!
He went to jail..
again..
haha
by mickey at July 31, 2006 2:56 AM
This is seriously hilarious...
how are there so many of us idiots?
hahahaha
we like..
all looked up the same fuckin' thing...
tehe
this is silly..
Dude..
wait..
what?
anyone knows what i was going to say?
Well...anyways...
haha
Ink Wizard tattoos has bongs..............
along with Spencers..
I laughed when I saw them...
But I was with my mum...
So I had to shut up..
by mickey at July 31, 2006 3:03 AM
man ur grandmas dime collection? what the hell man! u just wasted how ever long of my life it took to read that! (light up a bong)
by crazy_hair at August 11, 2006 1:38 AM
What? Wikipedia has no page on the notorious "dime bag" of marijuana?
by Weed Smoker at August 23, 2006 10:25 PM
wow. i feel so stupid. this isn't waht i was looking for.
haha
by sarah at September 19, 2006 5:45 PM
i was looking for dime bags on googleand found this... oh well...where the fuck is mypipe./.
by Trevor Clark at October 19, 2006 9:56 AM
Damn... WTF kida dimebags this bitch talkin bout. Everybody was searchin for weed, hahahaha same here
by ThatOneStoner420000 at October 23, 2006 12:46 AM
lol...I was looking for new "Dime" baggies to sell my stash...**Hits "james Bong**
by Alex at November 5, 2006 6:14 AM
Smkoing a bopng andf gatting as pezza/
by smoky bong at November 17, 2006 5:09 AM
WTF, ok this is totally unexpected. This is not the "dime bag" i was going for. much like everybody else commenting this. hmmmm.
by EMANUEL at January 24, 2007 12:08 AM
It's actually quite funny. I mean here you put a story about your grandma. But it unfolded into a bigger thing. This is definately worth publishing. When you get to the hundreds (comments), you better put it on a book or something. This is great.
by Emanuel at January 24, 2007 12:19 AM
lmao ME TOO.. dammit google you mislead me!!!
dude, this is what you get for putting the two words together haha
by dar at February 4, 2007 12:25 PM
loloooololololololololololololololololololololololololoolololololololol
;;smokes bowl(s);;
hola
u peeps are mad stupid specialy this guy who owns tghis site thing
420 everuywhere niggers!
by shaunpo at February 8, 2007 6:24 AM
found this shit seeing if i could roll a blunt with a dollar bill. never found out, but i found where all the stoners happened to end up. i'm pretty high right now bitches.
yee 420
by hornified at February 12, 2007 4:01 PM
Yo where the fuck do i get a dime bag??? i NEED it
by Dipset's dead at March 24, 2007 7:49 PM
A DIME IS 10$
by VEIN1NER at March 27, 2007 10:32 PM
so i saw some wierd guy up a ways said that a dime bag for his town was 4.8 grams...
and i thought..damn...where the fuck do youlive?
i get 1 g a dime....sometimes 1g is 15$ is its good enough...
by nattttttte at March 30, 2007 9:44 PM
Fuck you :)
by Santana at April 5, 2007 12:36 PM
Fuck you :)
by Santana at April 5, 2007 12:37 PM
MG i think you finally have your answer on how to keep this site alive and thriving and it only takes 5 little words...dime, bag, munchies, weed, and stoner, you will have the #1 blog for wasted whacked out hippies. At least you might be able to salvage some kickass recipes that only require kitkats, some peanut butter, and a few crusty marshmellows hidden in the couch cushions.
by Katie S. at April 5, 2007 7:44 PM
haha got here too by goole
by dan at April 17, 2007 5:56 PM
damn on 420 no less i was searchin google cuz I was pissed at the idea that a dime doesn't mean a dime's worth the idea of $10 worth is gone. to hell with it, happy 420!
by Spanky at April 20, 2007 6:56 PM
I was listening to mystic roots pass the marijuana and searched google for buddha bong and becasue of a comment on here it brought me to this site, so yah dimebag AND Buddha bong have brought people here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by NO NAME BITCHES at April 25, 2007 7:25 PM
Eyo! Canadian chronic will have you up in ways you can't imagine. Watch out for that purple haze BC brings in.
HORRAY WEED!!
by Gumbee13 at May 17, 2007 1:46 PM
this is a perfect trap.
And a funny one at that.
I have no idea why i googled dime bag.
by jesus at May 23, 2007 1:30 AM
shit.. can't believe I just read all of this randomly. I didn't even fucking search for "dime bag"... I was searching "bong bag." All my fellow stoners talking about ripping bongs made this the first goddamn hit.
BTW, fuck google. Use scroogle, google tracks your IP and hits, and random sections of the results are turned over to the US government as part of their "anti-terrorism" action... though they'll still hit you for just being a stoner. Cos pot supports the taliban, you know?
Fuck..I'm rambling.
*bubble*
*cough*
Oh yeah. All you assholes who are sitting there bashing stoners because you've never had the chance to fulfill your dreams of letting Dimebag bust a load in your eye... I've seen Pantera live 15 times, and blasted multiple blunts every time. If you've gone to a Pantera show in PA, I've probably kicked your ass in the pit, unless you were too pussy to hop in.
As for stoners being stupid.. I go to every class blitzed out of my mind, and yet I manage to keep a 4.0 GPA on a psychology major with a minor in chemistry without even trying. So go fuck yourselves.
by LiquidK at June 5, 2007 12:22 AM
duuuuddddeee man, i just totaly googled dime bag man, and this totaly came up dudde, this is freaakin craazy man, its like everyones here man, duuudde,
woww,
*passes out*
peace out man
by kingbitch at September 17, 2007 4:33 PM
Wow, tons of stoners posted here. What did you expect though... I mean you put "dime bag."
I'm not puffing a blunt, rolling a joint, or hitting my bong... but I will in the morning! :D
O_O
I resent the fact that people believe stoners are uneducated people with no lives.
a) I have an education
b) I have a life ( and yes OUTSIDE of being stoned )
Just think, if marijuana were legalized:
*People wouldn't pay out the ass for their weed ( which keeps them from spending it on productive things )
*People would be able to get a good job and hold it, because they will no longer test positive for marijuana. Many jobs require drug tests, many that don't are extremely low pay...
*Niggers would have to get a real job, and finally let 'african americans' ( got political correctness pouring out of my ass here ) stop being the cliche poor ( in quality and monetarily ) criminals.
Just for a departing thought...
Is marijuana really worse than alcohol? Is the harmful carcinogenic effects really that bad compared to tobacco? Weed was proven to have more carcinogenic chemicals than tobacco, but people don't realize you DON'T SMOKE 3 PACKS OF JOINTS A DAY. Tobacco users run through cigarettes so fast it boggles my mind. On top of that, you can eat cannabis and not get any of the tar/C02 at all. Wow, what a revelation. Someone on this earth DOES use their mind ( eh, maybe ). Marijuana impairs your judgment and ability to drive, but so does alcohol! Don't drink and drive, don't smoke and drive, plain and simple. Prohibition doesn't work, we all know from the time we tried it with alcohol.
I can't believe how well Anslinger did his job...
by Classical_Hitman at February 2, 2008 3:02 AM
@LiquidK
We wouldn't be supporting the taliban ( as they say ) if it were legal. We'd have TONS of home growers, no need for trafficking weed over the border.
I too have a high gpa, and I get blitzed all the time. In fact, it HELPS me think many times, if that was my desired purpose.
by Classical_Hitman at February 2, 2008 3:07 AM
fuck no.
by who? at March 18, 2008 9:35 PM
Same here lol. Can't wait for Sunday.
by steve at April 15, 2008 8:53 PM
Google, you've let me down
*puts mouth up to the bottum of the removed bong slide (cuz i refuse to believe its cashed)*
by teddy at April 24, 2008 10:53 PM