you could use a lotto revival

by mg at 11:49 AM on April 17, 2001

Today is a lazy, "I'll just print some mail" kind of a day.

bri writes:

subject: for your birthday

Have your pic of the day.

Just to point out, I have not consumed an illegal narcotic in almost 3 years (as of my birthday). However, I do appreciate a good picture. Please send me pictures. Especially if you can't buy me something for my birthday, which is Wednesday, you should send me pictures. Preferably naked pictures. Preferably naked pictures of your teenage girlfriend.

tom writes:

it's been a sad sad week for me.

there's going to be less joy in the world, as yahoo dismantles its porn business.

then, the ultimate sadness fell upon me, seeped into my pores, even penetrated my anus, when i read that my one true love, drew barrymore, secretly eloped and could no longer be mine...

... at least for the next 3 to 5 months.

Tom doesn't get out much. And if he had a chance with either Drew or Tom (Green), it probably be with lefty.

rayr writes:

snaggle is a good new addition. plus, he's sexy. yay snaggle!

Oh snaggle, have you sunk so low as to write your own fan mail? Sad.

Besides, if anyone on this site is sexy, it is me. Did you see me in People's 50 Most Beautiful People in the World issue? My picture was on the page right between Penelope Cruz and Rupert Everett. In an article about genital warts. But it was there.